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Trainwreck Amber Reid & FriendsAmberlynn, 500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech. Mooch, Drama Queen.

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Who weighs more: Amberlynn or Amy Slaton?

  1. Amberlynn

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  2. Amy Slaton

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  3. A Clydesdale Horse

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    wtf how can a size 30 be too small?
     
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  2. [​IMG]
     
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  3. Oh my god her feet. She's honestly lucky she can walk at all with that kind of turnout. The day she won't be able to walk without some sort of assistance is fast approaching.
     
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  4. Maybe the reason she hasn't been wearing pants is that she's put on too much weight and her pants are no longer fitting her comfortably. It's just a theory, although it would mean that her claims of weight loss are bullshit and we all know she'd never lie to us about something like that.
     
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  5. I'm wondering the same thing. Like, I know intellectually that there are bigger people in the world, but I've had to wrestle a pair of size 30 pants onto our tiny pant hangers at work. They are so fucking huge that they're almost folded in thirds on a hanger so they'll fit, and it makes me cry inside every time I see them because I can't even imagine what life is like when you're that big.

    I know Amberlynn is a shit person but that's still really sad, she's utterly destroyed her body at this point. She must be in constant pain.
     
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  6. Bitch is walking AROUND her legs. And she has the nerve to claim shes not as bad as the sad sacks on my 600lb life. :story:Please, AL you are right there with them. I can only imagine what skin conditions and probably the start of lymph edema she has going on.
     
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  7. You see her moving or from the side and it becomes clear how dire her weight is. She will be immobile if she gains much more. I'm hoping she just stabilizes and quits gaining.

    I really think now that Amberlynn quit her job less from traditional laziness than from the impossibility of navigating the world at that size. She likely is so fat that she doesn't sleep well and had grave difficulty getting ready in the morning. Then she gets to work and takes a dump and can't clean herself. She is gaining weight and cannot find clothes to fit so dressing for work was hard because no way AL wants to shop at the tent manufacturers that handle size 30 and up. Fat people like AL will move heaven and earth to eat out or to shop when they want but that's likely tied to addictive issues. Addicts gonna score. But the energy it would take to be a part of this world at her weight likely became too much and she blamed it on being too uncomfortable sitting all day for quitting her job. Really she was uncomfortable sitting all day in desk chairs that barely held her while her butt was caked and her clothes straining at the seams after a sleepless night of sleep apnea and constantly needing to pee due to the beetus.
     
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  8. Fixed. :)
     
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  9. Please dont say EAT OUT and AL in the same sentence. The visual I just got. I think I'm dying.:'((:_(
     
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  10. jfc being that big can't be comfortable and being unable to walk normally. She's literally waddling. It's so sad.
     
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  11. How old is that particular clip? The holidays with Destiny's fam was great to see candids of AL from family instagrams, but seeing her in motion is sad.
     
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  12. A week ago.
     
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  13. So if she cant buy from torrid and torrid goes up to a 6x. That means out little girl is all grown up to a 7X.

    This is why her famous black pants sprung a leak, I mean hole and she kept on wearing them nonstop. Her pants were as tight as a sausage casing that popped and fat and meat exploded out of them.
     
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  14. now she no longer wears pants at all, she just uses a blanket
     
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  15. Probably has that one pair of pants that barely have any material left intact by her inner thighs and she doesnt want to wear it out. Rationing that shit.
     
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  16. But...but can't she afford NEW and BETTER pants with all of that GLORIOUS YOUTUBE REVENUE™?!
     
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  17. Well that's what happens doesn't it.. if you watch that 600 pound life show you hear them say that at a certain point even mammoth-sized pants wont fit them anymore. They are either reduced to a sheet around their nether region and a huge ass shirt or completely naked in the bed all day on top of a tarp to catch the uh..fluids.:horrifying:
     
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  18. It's likely she had the one pair that fit years ago, and they just slowly stretched as she got bigger.
     
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  19. She has mentioned that she wears those black pants and has holes in em but she says she doesnt care. She wore them to work. #dirtyassbitch She claims to "Slay" but how can you "Slay" when you wear pants with holes in em and ballet slippers busting out the sides and the same bra for 4 years in a row?
     
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  20. Hence the dozens of dollar store perfumes. I cant imagine a 4yr old bra, 1 pair of pants, on the rag, not showering for weeks and pouring on perfume.

    This cant be real.
     
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