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Trainwreck Amber Reid & FriendsAmberlynn, 500lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech. Mooch, Drama Queen.

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Who weighs more: Amberlynn or Amy Slaton?

  1. Amberlynn

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  2. Amy Slaton

    235 vote(s)
    41.4%
  3. A Clydesdale Horse

    119 vote(s)
    21.0%
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  1. If I remember correctly she claimed the nutritionist complimented her on being smart about what foods are bad. But hey eat enough 'healthy' food like diet ice cream and a weeks work of soup and it doesn't matter.
     
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  2. Kinda like her ego. :hillary:
     
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  3. I fucking love you. I had a nice kek with that one.

    On a side note, do you think she will be *gasp* forced to find a real job now? Also, why the fuck is she getting her nails done, we know she doesnt wash so all that vag crud is gonna cake up in those fake ass nails. I guess shes not fingering Dusty anymore so she doesnt need stubs.:sub:
     
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  4. No. She'll talk about looking for a job, then suddenly move to goddamn Illinois or some shit to shack up with a fellow U-haul lesbian she met just a month ago on snapchat. They'll live in her parents' converted garage for a year or two, until her new bae falls out of love with her post-Vlogmas. Then, the cycle doth renew.
     
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  5. Guiise, youtube is my job. I make more now than my top level secret espionage government job.
     
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  6. I hope she packs her walmart trinkets safely and securely.
     
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  7. I love you, too.:heart-full:
    And simple! She can just scoop her fatty ding-dong claws into her ranch dressing, and just- SCHLOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRPP- it on down.
     
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  8. Fuck
     
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  9. [​IMG]
     
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  10. HOT
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  11. To be honest she might be right, because if you notice every fucking person in her circle is fat. AL is fat, Destiny is fat, Dana is fat, all of AL's friends are fat. Lotsa big-ass people in whatever tragic town she lives in.
     
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  12. [​IMG]

    Desperate mode.
     
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  13. The weekend involves squirting ...?
     
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  14. Sadly I thought the same thing. Or extreme thirst.
     
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  15. When you work those fat girl angles and filters to the absolute limit and still look like you weigh 250lbs :spudking:
     
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  16. I think she's talking about the band The Weeknd. Since, you know, music is her escape or whatever.
     
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  17. She does work those angles damn well. 250 is still high but assuming that were true, she would look pretty decent, especially as someone who frequents a WalMart.

    My squirt comment still stands.
     
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  18. Her music taste sucks. Not that I expect a lot from a person who uses "slay" and "yas" as a noun, verb and adjective.
     
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  19. Ass crack
     
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  20. Nobody else gonna make the "she's unemployed and almost bed ridden why does she care about the weekend" joke?
     
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