Amber says dumb shit on social media - Twitter @mustbepearls / Insta @raritycat / Ask.fm @zebraprintlovee

[theriddler3]

OP edit 28MAR19:

This is not a speculation thread. Use the speculation thread(s) for your theories. This is not a keto thread. Shut the fuck up about the keto diet. It's not the end-all-be-all of dieting and Amber would never be able to give up carbs regardless. Seriously, just post screenshots of AL's social media and discuss them here. That's all.

MOD EDIT 9/3/18:

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Amber likes to post a lot of dumb shit on Snapchat to the point where I think a thread is warranted

I'll start with today's:

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

This made me facepalm so hard I'm pretty sure I have a concussion.

 

[Rotogravure]

Amber likes to post a lot of dumb shit on Snapchat to the point where I think a thread is warranted

I'll start with today's:
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In your face people who didn't believe me when I said she was all fucking Chemtrails and shit. :autism::autism::autism::autism:

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

In your face people who didn't believe me when I said she was all fucking Chemtrails and shit. :autism::autism::autism::autism:

We believed. Destiny told her about chem trails. And I think she believes in UFO'S and aliens now because Thumb does.

Edit: Also Becks thinks she's had some paranormal experiences , too, so Hamhock is starting to "see things " herself. She hasn't started using little alien head and ghost emojis like Becks...just sticking to those hearts so far.

 

[Rotogravure]

We believed. Destiny told her about chem trails. And I think she believes in UFO'S and aliens now because Thumb does.

IIRC they talked about how they saw one (edit: a UFO). I mean, I guess there isn't a lot to do in Kentucky.

Edited for clarity.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

On the 2nd day of christmas, Amberlynn gave to me a bunch of dumb shit.

 

[xenomorph]

Worried about chemtrails but not the fact she weighs more than 2 grand pianos. LOL ok Blubberlard.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Oh don’t worry, christmas will certainly give you something much more “worthwhile.” Such as gaining new pounds from your 5-course breakfast/lunch/dinner christmas meals.

 

[Octomet]

Worried about chemtrails but not the fact she weighs more than 2 grand pianos. LOL ok Blubberlard.

And also NASA has just existed to put out lies. I'd love to hear more of her hot take on that one!

 

[nyankosensei]

Oh don’t worry, christmas will certainly give you something much more “worthwhile.” Such as gaining new pounds from your 5-course breakfast/lunch/dinner christmas meals.

don't forget about the snacks too!

 

[theriddler3]

Y'all don't like the low-effort videos I shit out? I did everything you asked! That means the problem isn't me because it never is.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She can like her videos all she wants, but she isn't getting the amount of views per video that she used to get. People aren't rewatching her videos because they're boring and there's nothing embarrassing to go back and screen-shot. They also aren't coming back for the comments as much anymore because she "has her mods" delete the good ones. Cxnt's comments are the new free speech forum. She also blocked half her younow viewers, and there isn't any incentive to watch her there anymore because people can watch the broadcast on YT, or just watch later thanks to Cxnt and give the views to someone else. Last i checked, her social blade said her views and subs were down this month, by something like 60%, and her grade went from a B to a B-, despite making so many videos.

Glad you like your own shit, Amber. That's super nice.

 

[jurassic bark]

I wonder if Eric's comments are going to be a new gathering place for haydurrs

 

[xenomorph]

Y'all don't like the low-effort videos I shit out? I did everything you asked! That means the problem isn't me because it never is. View attachment 328209

Bitch please, you havent done everything like..
Get a job
Lose Weight
Go to the doctor
Get the cat fixed
Take care of all your pets and stop getting more
Get your own place to live
Own up to your lies
Apologize to the people you have hurt
Pay your taxes

Bitch you got a long ways to go.

 

[theriddler3]

Get a job

Did Hamber graduate from high school? I know she went to some alternative school because she kept trying to fight people, but I don't know if she graduated.

Jobs are almost certainly super limited where she lives and not having a diploma makes it harder. It's her fault, though, if she didn't graduate.

 

[xenomorph]

Did Hamber graduate from high school? I know she went to some alternative school because she kept trying to fight people, but I don't know if she graduated.

Jobs are almost certainly super limited where she lives and not having a diploma makes it harder. It's her fault, though, if she didn't graduate.

She claims she went to community collage to be batman or some shit so she has at the very least a GED

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Did Hamber graduate from high school? I know she went to some alternative school because she kept trying to fight people, but I don't know if she graduated.

She claims she went to community collage to be batman or some shit so she has at the very least a GED

Went to San Antonio Continuation High School in Petaluma, then in Tucson Kasey's mom said "either get a job or go to college " so being the brainiac she is she chose to go into the Criminal Justice program at the scammy Brown Mackie college and says it had put her thousands of dollars in debt...never finished as she was wooing Krystle and moved to live with Krystle and wasted 4 years when she could have received more education...but maybe not, since she is undeniably a stupid individual.

 

[666EVE666]

Did Hamber graduate from high school? I know she went to some alternative school because she kept trying to fight people, but I don't know if she graduated.

Jobs are almost certainly super limited where she lives and not having a diploma makes it harder. It's her fault, though, if she didn't graduate.

She said she went to an alternative high school and finished all of high school, all her credits, in 1 year because she was such a bad student. She went to Brown Mackie Tucson for 1 year studying Criminal Justice, putting her into ~$18,000 of debt. The school is facing legal action because it's garbage. Her girlfriend's (Kasey) mom at the time told her she either had to get a job or go to school.

Oops, @FeedMeLobsterNow beat me

 

[BigAmsGams]

I took this screen shot a while back when she was growing the second moon on her face

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Amber is a dumb shit on snapchat, so it seems fitting really.