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Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by theriddler3, Dec 2, 2017.

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  1. Ha, no, if only.. But it was odd that I watch a few of his videos and then I get all of these channels like ALR and some other lady who is also on the bigger size. Youtube algorithms are all out of whack.
     
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  2. According to her Snapchat she has gotten no sleep again. It must have been that supersized diet coke she had., not the fact that she can't breathe while laying down.
     
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  3. Which means that Becky didn’t sleep either most likely.

    I recently learned that sleep deprivation of partners is a form of abuse. Sleep deprivation can lend to depression and makes it easier for them to be manipulated.

    Ever wonder why Becky looks so beaten down and tired? It’s because literally she is.
    ...I still don’t feel bad for her though.
     
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  4. "Please don't tell me anything I already know"

    So Amberlynn doesn't want people telling her things she already knows, but thinks her viewers want to watch the same video several times a week? "I gave up on my diet plan and gorged and binged and had fast-food multiple times each day. Feel sorry for me because this time I'll really change."
     
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  5. Screenshot_20181108-202835.png Whoo! Get ready, Gorls. Can not wait for the weight loss gain update where she blames the lack of sleep for her weight gain.

    Also welcome back bath mat blanket. Thank you for providing our dainty queen with the warmth her quater-ton body desperately needs.
     
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  6. I got recommended a very fit guy who eats vintage military MREs from watching Amber and other fatties.(he’s eaten food from the 50s! ) I’ve never seen anything about the military or MREs or prepper or whatever. Turns out, somebody in the Slaton thread also watches him.

    Apparently, the word “eat” is enough, especially if you’ve also watched morbidly obeast people. . :).

    Dude is interesting though, and normally I’m not one to watch people eat. He’s about a million times more interesting than Amber. Steve1989MREInfo, I think.

    The point is, you never know what that YouTube algorithm is doing. It’s not always other fatties, weight loss, mukbangs or sideshow exhibits.
     
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  7. got the Harambe corpse on.
     
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    xenomorph I've got more demons where that came from.

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  8. I think she’s not sleeping from being manic from quitting her meds.

    I bet the black blanket still reeks of last year’s hope and many, many failures.
     
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  9. I love his channel so much. He seems so chill.

    Oh lord. Totally isn't sleep apnea guys, just our dainty princess with her edgy "insomnia".


    That blanket thing looks so nasty. Not that everything near or on her isn't nasty or anything...
     
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  10. The blanket thing always makes me chuckle. When she says “it’s that time of year again when you keep a blanket in the car” as if it’s some relatable statement.

    For most people it’s that time of a year when you wear a hoodie but not for Amber, it’s god damn car blanket tarp season.
     
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  11. It is that season, a lot of people in colder climates, put a blanket in the trunk in case of an emergency and you get stuck somewhere and it’s freezing. Granted most people still wear coats, hats, gloves and scarves too.
     
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  12. My guess is she can't find coats that fit her so we have blankets instead. She would not survive anywhere farther north than she is now.
     
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  13. Now that is an entertaining mukbang.
     
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  14. What in the hell is up with that windscreen?

    They dont clean anything do they?
     
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    xenomorph I've got more demons where that came from.

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  15. 4110691A-C9B2-4037-9234-101787A6A063.png she is so delusional. all she wears is walmart black stretchy pants paired with stretchy walmart dresses passed off as shirts. since she shops at torrid now she thinks she’s so fashionable and bougee. can you imagine hamber sporting gucci slides and a gucci track suit :thinking:
     
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  16. Gucci but lives in a shared broken down home that you have to leave the faucet running slightly at all times or else you get a flood... circa 1970 decor and structure. Lives in an enclosed porch but yes she would be strutting around in Gucci.

    Sure, Jan.
     
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  17. Just as tacky as Momokun and her fanny pack. That's already cringe enough
     
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  18. She's got enough blubber and rubbery hide to keep an eskimo village warm for the winter, who needs coats?

    But this is a thought provoking point. I mean most deathfat size clothing is little more than a bed sheet with arm/leg holes. I doubt sturdy winter attire comes in sizes that large. So yeah, relying on indoor heating and blankets in the car, being dropped off at the entrance of buildings and hurredly waddling inside to warmth and somewhere to sit down again is probably the best she can do.
     
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  19. Gucci, right. Just what she needs. *sigh*

    Do you think when her feet fall off from the untreated diabetes, she might opt for some health insurance then, or....?
     
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  20. lol, thanks to amberlynn i keep getting recommended these videos where people eat fake food from china

    For better or worse, this isn't true anymore. If she can cram her upper body into a 2/3X from Target or Wommart she can fit into the winter coats sold on fatty sites like fullbeauty, they go up to like 6X, similar to Torrid but probably cheaper. If she's too fat for that she can get a a men's winter coat from king size direct which goes up to like 9X (that would be a 10X in women, I think).

    I just took 2 seconds on those websites and the heaviest coats are between 100-150 bucks, which isn't expensive for a good winter coat.

    Pardon my :autism:
     
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