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  1. Because massive quantities of food are worth more than life.
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  2. That's pretty bad considering Necky looks like an exceptional Ron Jeremy with advanced liver failure.
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    xenomorph I've got more demons where that came from.

  3. If I had to choose between them, I'd definitely pick Becky for two reasons, which are probably the same reasons she'd have:
    1. Becky is at least closer to a normal-fat size. Morbidly obese for sure, but at least mostly human looking compared to her girlfriend.
    2. She's SO MUCH quieter.

    You wouldn't have to worry about her constantly drawing attention to herself with all of the fucking OTT noise, or a scooter, or being massively bigger than damn near every person on the planet, stopping to eye-fuck herself at every reflective surface.
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    Birthday Dickpunch

    Birthday Dickpunch hugs pls \(ouo)/
    True & Honest Fan

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  5. VictimLynn is on full display tonight:
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    Poor Amber, such a good person, but lidurrally forced to be a defensive twat because she's attacked for everything and everyone hates her.
    Except that she's sassed people about this and over again, insisting that her popularity and success is NOT due to the haydurs and that it's ridiculous to think an overwhelming percentage of her viewers hatewatch her.
    Why just 2 short days ago, she told us not to trust our eyes on this:
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    It must be exhausting to simultaneously expect both adoration asspats for all your success and pity because everyone hates you.

    Also, it seems someone touched a nerve by accusing our gorl of being entitled in her interactions with Zachary Michael:
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    If I recall correctly, he didn't reply within the timeframe she expected and Amber dm'ed him again with a snotty response. Perhaps her definition of "entitled" is different than mine.
    And Amber asserting that someone else is "extra" is the pot calling the kettle fat.
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    Turd Blossom

    Turd Blossom Frist of all how dare yo u

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    >almost 30
    >still young

    Yeah, Amber has a lot more ass than boobs.
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  7. I think she's giving short answers because she's lazy, but also so that people will ask her to elaborate and she can get a fire coin or whatever for answering another question.
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    hotcheetospuffs Keepin' it 560.

  8. Not to mention, shortened life expectancy. These are their Golden Years, in more ways than one.
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    Dutch Courage

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    Tammy Larsen

    Tammy Larsen Don’t get your pubes in a tube

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    I liek fr0gs

    I liek fr0gs Amberlynn's Leggings

  10. Damn. It was fun while it lasted.
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  11. *waves*

    Hi, Amberlynn. I see you read the post about how askfm's shekels are more bogus than Hot Cash
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  13. Yeah but she still has more ass than she has tits, which is probably why Hamber said that. If she were asked the same question while with Destiny I'm sure she'd say tits because ole Dusty had some knockers
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  14. No Masta. You will not get me to look at Thumb butt.

    Nope. Nope. Nope.

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    marjoram I'm a jerk feline

  15. She's back!
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  16. "what does your house smell like?"



    ass and kitties

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    ass and kitties
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  17. Just lol at someone fishing to get Amber to join Scentsy.
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    Dr. Studman M.D.

    Dr. Studman M.D. Your favorite hunky lead actor.

  18. Truly, an MLM is the missing ingredient in this white trash stew of failure and sadness.

    Just think, if she were slightly smaller it could be Lula Roe. How amazing would that be?
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  19. She wouldn't last a minute doing an MLM. The only way to have a chance of making money doing MLM nonsense is to recruit people and get them to sell for you. In order to do that, they have to feel like they're part of a team and that you genuinely care about them.

    sorry, I read a ton about MLMs when the Chris Watts murders happened

    Amber couldn't pretend to care about someone even if she's getting paid to do it. Look how she treats her youtube supporters.
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