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Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by theriddler3, Dec 2, 2017.

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  1. Daddy! Teacher says whenever a block rings out, the farms get another kiwi!
     
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  2. of course she won't, wasn't it supposed to be her "weight loss" IG? She has no intention of losing weight, so no intention of using that IG. She can talk about wanting to lose the weight all she wants, but she knows and we know that her weight is also her meal ticket, and we all know how much Big Al loves that meal ticket.
     
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  3. So is she going to tell us how OPTAvia is going for her? I bet she looks like a Victoria's Secret model already
     
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  4. 1461C2C4-427B-4B10-85CB-DE88A2EEA426.png She logged into MFP, does this mean she’s logging the calories of her new “feelings”
     
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  5. These would also be new feelings for Amber: empathy, humility, respect, non-cuntiness
     
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  6. Probably not. She's logged in for a week or so at a time for quite a while, but rarely completes a diary entry.

    As best I can tell she just uses her account to collect asspats for just showing up. I've never seen her respond to any comments or even make any timeline posts of her own. Everything I see from her is the occasional automated post from the site itself.
     
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  7. I can't even see a lot of her posts on MFP but I get a little notification to congratulate her now and again.
     
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  8. Oh yeah I get those too. No thanks, MFP, I only added her as a friend to see if she does something noteworthy (still waiting) and giggle at the chipper comments hoping senpai will notice them.
     
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  9. And asspats she's getting:
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    Her weight on MFP has her still at 553, so she's not updating her weight.
     
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  10. I think all you have to do is keep a tab open on a computer and it counts as "logging in" if I recall from my too lazy to close tab days.
     
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  11. My MFP would say I had logged in for seven + consecutive days when I knew for a fact I hadn't updated it in half a week.
     
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  12. Half of those people sucking her ass are probably just hoping to get added so they can creep her food intake
     
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  13. she's lucky Optavia won't let people access the forum till after you buy their bars. to check out the nutritionist telling AL it's ok to have another fueling if she gets hungry of course.
     
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  14. They’re wasting their time then cause MFP doesn’t tell people exactly what you’ve eaten that day however if you finish a diary entry and you have calories left it’ll say “__completed their diary entry and was below their recommended calorie allowance!”

    We all know that’s not gonna happen.
     
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  15. If we learned anything from the dietician saga, it's that Amber's Optavia "Health Coach" is going to have to put in some work to earn that $$$.
    She may have thought she was on easy street by suckering in Amber, but I guarantee that by day 2 she was getting bombarded with questions from our gorl trying to game the system, and it's only going to get worse as she gets tired of those bars and realizes she can't maintain this.
    - "You said celery's ok for a snack, I can stuff that with Cheese Whiz, right? It's technically a protein!"
    - "If I put basil on my potatoes will they count as greens?"
    - "I'm having headaches and I feel dizzy. I'd email my doctor but you're my HEALTH coach soooo..."
    - "What do you mean I can't have McNuggies?! They're LEAN white meat and they were FREE on Weight Watchers!"
    - "Ok, but what if I paired them with a dill pickle? LEAN and GREEN! You know what, fuck it. Just send me another dozen boxes of double chocolate brownie bars."
     
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  16. I see a lot of asspats in the near future, tbh.

    Remember, Amber is so huge that even just a tiny bit of restriction, the smallest amount of effort will result in several pounds lost.

    Now as I gaze deeper into my crystal ball: Dummies will eat it up and shower her with praise. Of course she'll gain back the weight but that doesn't matter. She still proved us "wrong" about Optavia because she lost sooooooo much weight on it YOLL! She only gained it back because she decided to quit honey boo boo chile
     
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  17. MY PYRAMID SCHEME BLOCKED ME.
     
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  18. i pray for the day anyone say's that line......they are 100% and truly a L-O-S-E-R
     
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  19. As someone who has been on MFP since '09, the replies and friends you make on there always seem like bots. I'm convinced half the users are. That's the only excuse I can see for her getting ass pats.. Unless she's active in forums (can't see that as she mainly uses the app). Don't think has the reasoning skills to see this or even care. Free ass pats.
     
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