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Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by theriddler3, Dec 2, 2017.

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    “People mock her” oh sweet jesus
     
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  2. First of all she doesnt have BED because she would eat whatever she could, instead AL eats specific foods she enjoys the taste of. Amberlynn Reid overeats because she loves it. She loves the feeling of eating and feeling full because she has massive problems with coping.

    Give me a fucking break, both AL and Eugenia Cooney need to be put away.

    It's the same high she gets from shopping.

    Also if AL ate less she wouldnt die like anorexics would if they ate something.
     
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  3. She only has to work hard if she actually wants Amber to stick with the program. She can make super easy money by giving Amber permission to double or triple her intake (and hence, the amount she orders).
     
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  4. I love that she said AL is over 600 lbs. This is one asspat our gorl shant be retweeting
     
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  5. I can imagine Amber's little piggy face light up like Christmas reading the first sentence, fatass finger hovering over the retweet button...and then seeing that fucking second sentence, lmao.

    Will she block or reply with 'uUHM im NAWT 600 you BITCH im 560 get it right boo boo childe okkkuurrr'
     
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  6. I don't have sympathy for anorexics either so tough shit. Every other person with a mental illness is told to get help, get therapy, and get a grip to avoid destructive behavior but it seems everyone acts like eating disorders are untouchable.

    You can't act like being unable to put the fork down (or pick the fork up) is similar to a mood disorder or severe depression if you're also gonna say there's nothing to fix it besides enabling them with "Yasss slay ur a fighter gurl stay strong uwu".

    It was probably a shady post anyway, but I enjoy wondering how AL reacted to it the second she saw the TOTALLY UNREALISTIC 600 POUNDS PART LIKE WHAT SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR THAT.
     
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  7. Bulimia and anorexia are taken pretty seriously, BED not so much.
     
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  8. Gorl doesn't have BED, but the only reason she said she did was because she will blame anything she can think of if it means she can feel like she's somehow not culpable for her conscious decisions about food. If it wasn't BED it would be something else, anything else, but unless she literally goes into a fugue state when she eats, she's in total control of what goes in her stomach.

    There's no treatment she could receive for any kind of disorder that would actually result in weight loss; appetite suppressants barely did anything because Amber doesn't eat for hunger, she eats to distract herself from the little voice in her head telling her she's ruined her life and ending it soon. A healthy person contradicts these voices, but our gorl just plugs their mouths with orange chicken.
     
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  9. I retract my statement anyway, I was hangry and waiting for lunch break lol. I know next to nothing about BED either since I've only ever heard about it once I discovered AL.
     
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    nice chest flab, she has makeup on huh..must be on the prowl
     
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  11. Actual cleavage should not a) reach all the way to your chins, and b) look like a monstrous ass crack.
     
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  12. makeup and target earrings on- she went on an early vday date with becky.
     
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  13. A week in on her 800-1000 calorie cardboard diet and our gorl is all gussied up and singing. Since she only manages to put earrings and makeup on when there's food involved and she's clearly in a good mood, it's a fair bet that Amber convinced Becky to take her out for a romantic dinner at Red Lobster.
    And the chances of her ordering anything lean, green or within her calorie limits are pretty small.

    Here's another pic she snapped where it looks like she's outside somewhere. The hair and dandruff on her sweater are a really nice touch.
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    ETA: Holy shit. I've taken the liberty of comparing her chin situation in her SC pic to a screenshot of her most recent video. Gorl these filters are ridiculous.
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  14. I'm loving this latest trend of crushing her B-cups into some kind of fakakta clavicle ass in every photo - mothers lock up your daughters who look like your mentally handicapped sons; this stone cold (or Cold Stone) dyke fox is on the hunt!
     
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  15. Big Al and Tess could compete for who uses the most filters on their photos. Her filters should fool no one. She has a very public Youtube channel where people can see what she really looks like.
     
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  16. Shame on you, a doctor of all people
     
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  17. To be fair I'm only an expert on Hell technology, although there IS a demon similar to our gorl in DOOM.

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  18. That looks like a butt that is pooping out amber.
     
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  19. ALR: Wait there's rumours Dana and Destiny broke up?‽ Hang on, Becky hold my Sprite Zero! Lemme just post some pics of me looking like I actually shower everyday. Nope no-no ...definitely no overhead hide my chins shots, Density loves the bewbs, got get my girls out for this one.

    She actually managed to filter out her (probably filthy) hair.
     
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  20. Has she always flaunted her tits or is it recently in the last year? I can't remember seeing it in her older vlogs but the last six months at least have been full of cleavage shots, "accidentally" having the camera too low and spilling food on her tits while she moans about it. Either she's stopped giving a fuck about covering herself as much or shes trying to be a sexy slug queen
     
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