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Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by theriddler3, Dec 2, 2017.

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  1. The cleavage party started after Amber hit 500 elbees and quite abruptly went from A minus/ training bra cup size to a B cup.
     
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  2. Cleavage party, I love it :lol:
     
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  3. When she hits 600 elbees, will she upgrade to a C cup?
     
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  4. A B cup is all she can hope for tho. Too bad for her. Despite getting this huge, her tits aren't exactly up to code. The girth underneath the actual tits is all that is increasing. And that "cleavage" we see is upper chest fat. She be catfishing with that as always.
     
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  5. Yup, it’s a recent event.
    How depressing, you’re a fat women who couldn’t grow tits until she reached 500+ lbs.
    You had one job, one..
     
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  6. Agreed! Just look at her pink dangly earrings in the snapchat pics she posted recently. In the Dog-ear filter pic, her earrings hang normally and close to her clavicle/collarbone area. In the distorted face filter her earrings are all scrunched up, almost like her bewbs are propped up on a mountain of journals/pizza boxes or something. I will never understand why she think her butt crack clevage looks attractive.
     
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  7. Is amberlynn... ashamed of failing optavia?? has kiwi farms taught her shame??
     
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  8. I don't think she put makeup on. It looks like another filter(s). AOnly does one kind of makeup - badly done eyeliner with tacky, shiny eye shadow and dark lipstick. In these photos she "has" fake eyelashes, nude lipstick and dark, gradating eye shadow.
     
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  9. She has to come out of hiding eventually and admit she "fell off the wagon" (and rolled a ways) if not she'll need a real job. Those yootoobe bux don't make themselves
     
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  10. Big Al will still make enough from her old vids to cover all her binge needs; Thumby, however, is gonna have to take the hit--No more juvenile T shirts and stupid hats for her.........
     
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  11. 600 Elbee Bratz Doll. Not a good look.
     
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  12. Her eyeliner game isn't too bad most of the time. It's better than her poetry.
     
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  13. Which pair of tits? Front, middle or the pairs on the back? You're gonna have to be more specific I'm afraid.
     
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  14. Ah I understand the confusion but I meant the front set
     
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  15. Everything is better than her poetry, that's not really a compliment to her eyelash game.
     
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  16. While I don't feel bad for AL in any way, shape, or form, given that she's a terrible human and has done this all to herself, I almost get a feel when I think about how natural body fat distribution did her dirty. Not a single sign of a tit until she broke 500 lbs. A true tragedy of our time
     
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  17. I noticed something on Ambers Instagram today, why does it say “ Greg; 04.09.17” in her bio? This is my first post on here.. I’ve been wondering ever since I saw it and figured someone here would know.

    Sorry if this has been asked before.
     
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  18. Greg = Becky
     
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  19. I saw that too and also have no idea what it's about.

    Also--welcome to the Farms

    :)

    edit: oooooh. forgot about that. Thanks
     
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  20. Its probably like some ARG psyops shit and AL is actually a spy and that was the real government job--theyre trying to take out the Kentucky Lesbian Mafia. It's like a numbers station, nobody really knows but everybody says they know a guy who knows and it's just totally mundane shit.

    Yeah it's probably just something to do with Becky tbh.
     
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