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Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by theriddler3, Dec 2, 2017.

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  1. Could it be the first time she met with Becky?
     
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  2. They have stupid nicknames for each other. Amber's is Andrew or something like that. The explanation is buried somewhere on this forum.
     
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  3. I’ll say it again, her cleavage is literally the connect the dots the coroner will use to cut that wonderful ‘Y’ shape they’re known for.
     
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  4. agreed. AL shops for her food and eats her haul for the dopamine release. She isn’t eating compulsively. She plans her “binges” very carefully.

    I could be wrong, I often am, but I think of BED as having a compulsion to eat everything and anything. We never hear of her scarfing down all of Eric & Rickie’s food because she just couldn’t help herself. I always thought of having BED as not being able to stop yourself from eating Everything that will feel good while trying to fill that big emotional hole.

    I do think AL has that hole, but I also know that she plans her “binges” and counts going out to eat as one. The truth is, her “binges” are just her falling off of the wagon again.

    If an alcoholic is trying to quit they don’t go an buy all of their favorite drinks to have on hand in case the binge monster comes along. You just don’t buy it and make sure it isn’t in the house. It really is that simple. I have this problem with Chantal too. If you can’t not have the junk in the house, have your housemates put locks on the cabinets.

    She doesn’t have BED. She likes to eat. She doesn’t actually want to do the work to lose weight. She doesn’t really want to lose weight; which is fine, she just needs to stop “self diagnosing” herself and seek real medical attention, but she won’t because this is how she is choosing to die.
     
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  5. I think ALR Does want to lose weight, she wants to be thin(ner) just so her life will be easier and she can do whatever she wants and go wherever she wants.

    What she doesn't want to do is:

    Stop eating
    Diet
    Work out
    Go to the gym
    Learn self control
    See a doctor/nutritionist
     
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  6. But she has never actually out any REAL effort into it. Even when she was living with Krystal, though that may have been the only time she was close to being serious about losing weight.

    I guess I don’t understand the logic of wanting something and doing absolute shit about it. For example- “I’m really thirsty. I have a cup and water, but I’m going to just talk about how badly I want it, and about how I could die from dehydration if I don’t drink it.” I mean come on! If she was logical at all she would make a decision and do it!

    Drink the water Amber!
     
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  7. When she was living with Crystal, she had no money and was dependent on other people for food. Thats the only way Amber can lose weight, by having all control taken away from her and that is something she will never ever do. And Amber knows this is the only way she can lose weight, look in that Optavia video where she says that she needs someone to tell her what to do.

    As for your analogy, I'm not sure its quite right for this situation. If Amber was thirsty she would drink a 2ltr of diet soda, not water.
     
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  8. Oh God, talking of people who actually do binge eat 24/7. i know it's hardly niche but this guy really did stand out if anyone is bored and wants to see a different kind of morbidly obese person.



    an acutely self aware and sad case of morbid obesity and it did actually make me mad at all these videos of 500 pounds plus people laughing and lipsmacking doing mukbangs that are essentially killing them while people like justin cry into the food they have to eat but know is killing them. and i like justin.
     
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  9. You are right. In the Krystle era she would talk about how she loved when K’s parents would go out of town because they could eat whatever they wanted. I really do think this lends to the the idea that she really needs inpatient treatment. She can’t do it on her own.

    As for the water analogy, my point was most people make a decision and do it. Or at least make some efforts to try. All AL does is buy stuff in preparation for themes diet, but I have yet to actually see her put in more than a week’s effort into any of them.

    Take smokers for example. At some point if they really want to quit they make a decision and do what they can to stop. They may slip, but if they really want to stop they don’t slip and go back to smoking a pack a day. I think she likes the planning and shopping, but I don’t think she has decided to lose weight yet. She has access to the right tools yet doesn’t use them.
     
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  10. Amber loooooooves food, she loves being full, I don't believe its an addiction, there is no binge monster, only Amber. She doesn't want to make effort, that's why she is trying to get that weight loss surgery and when that doctor that she loved sooooo much said she couldn't get weigh loss surgery, she jumped ship and started doctor shopping to find someone who will give her what she wants.
     
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  11. [​IMG]

    ... but not sick in any way, shape, or form due to my size, diet, and/or hygiene, haters :story:
     
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  12. Sick = Depressed and in hiding from the drama.
     
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  13. Depression from the drama --> binge --> nauseous from consuming 20k calories in a day. It's a vicious cycle, gorls
     
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  14. "Sick" of eating those crap bars that she probably ate all of in one sitting. I'm sure that would make anyones stomach hurt. Let's be honest though, we all know she's just stewing in her darkroom, face lit up by her computer/phone screen just staring at Dusty and Shrek's engagement photos and possibly photoshopping her face on Shrek's to make herself feel better.

    I would like to order a drunken crying video on Valentines Day for everyone, please.
     
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  15. The gorl who isn't reading comments has been reading comments.

    She just had the "stomach flu" and now she's sick again, is that humanly possible? Or is Amberlynn such a dainty gorl that she's no match for viruses? Lying is second nature to her. We all know she failed Optavia miserably, show yourself Amber!
     
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  16. Sick = heartbroken as fuck.

    I second your order, and would like to order a drunken YouNow livestream like the one we were treated to 2 years ago. She did an upload and a stream on that day as well, so it's not unprecedented.
     
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  17. They live in filth, she sleeps on a mattress on the floor which no doubt has not been cleaned in a dogs age. Cat and dog hair everywhere, she doesn't bathe, has open wounds and underlying health conditions. I am sure her immune system is taxed so yes, it is possible, plus stress can lower the immune system and no doubt there has been drama and all sorts of shit going down and getting worse so I am going to go with she doesn't feel well but when the fuck does she EVER feel 'well' these days?
     
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  18. Touche!
     
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  19. She's really fat too.
     
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  20. So, I was just looking in the Optavia unboxing video thread and someone said this


    Amber said she has been feeling sick, now I know this might be a hot take, but perhaps we cracked the code.
     
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