Amber says dumb shit on social mediaTwitter @mustbepearls / Insta @raritycat / Ask.fm @zebraprintlovee

She isn't that sick that she can't send MBP and ZM sassy white girl messages.

 

Other people get sick and still turn up to work gorl, show us your optavia results already.

 

Most people call out of work because they don’t feel well enough to put pants on and to leave the house. Home gorl doesn’t even have to do that to go to “work”.

She can luh-hiterally drape a taco blanket over her mass and sit, legs akimbo and vlog here and there for 5 mins at a time. I have seen people on YouTube vlog their experiences during chemo. They actually feel like shit and manage to press a record button and talk to a camera.

Unless you are in a coma, what’s up honey boo-boo? You have A LOT of topics you could talk about. Things that we would actually be interested in hearing about.

 

I really hope they do speak to a lawyer, so that he/she can say "You can't sue anybody. You don't have a case. Thanks for coming in, that'll be $350."

Their defeated drive home from the lawyer's office will only be improved by a detour to the McDonald's drive-thru.

 

The response videos today from ZM & MBP were legendary, smug bitch sends them a message trying to throw her weight around (And lets face it she does have quite a heavy load going on) talking shit with some added legal terms and threats with no basis like she's smart.She is delusional she thinks she can control and manipulate what others post on utube. When I watched their responses I was like"Yeah take that bitch, not so fucking smart now are ya?)

 

The sister should sue Amber for getting her into this mess to begin with.

 

Personally, I didn't feel that. Instead, I got that kind of bemused resignation I always feel when I'm forcibly reminded of another (pretty straightforward) concept on the List of Things People Just Don't Get.

Today, "slander" and "internet privacy" were highlighted alongside such classics as, "freedom of speech" and "safe space".

There's a certain dull satisfaction in that. I imagine it's how I'd feel if I realized the last buffalo just ended up as a burger somewhere. Ten million years of evolution and the noble, if brutal, triumphs of survival brought to an end on a gluten-free bun with a side of fries. There's a sort of nihilistic victory there.

(But Zach's little dig about AL "practicing to become a writer" was pretty gratifying, I gotta say. Mask slipped for a second there, didn't it? )

 

If you remember the classic and iconic bit of Amberlore, in the video “my dietitian blocked me”, Amber had a rare moment of clarity where she said she could lose her friends and family from the actions of her internet haydurz. I’m guessing this is the type of situation Amber has been a’feared of.

 

Notably, the worst-case scenario was not that the haydurs lied to the real-life folks.

 

"Sick" as in I failed my diet I was SO excited for you guize and now I'm trying to buy time losing weight but I'll come back fatter when I need Torrid money.

 

Wanting to do something and doing absolute shit about it is the lifeblood of a certain class of people who all live in the proverbial crab bucket and think self-improvement is impossible or requires too much effort to be arsed about.

The same kind of people who would like better job prospects by going back to school, but fuck going back to school cuz it’s hard. They’d like a boyfriend who doesn’t drink all day and talk to them like shit, but fuck getting rid of the current one cuz he’s already here and sometimes he brings some money in and why bother making the effort to change now, dating is hard. They’d like to have a hobby, but actually learning it or reading about it is too much effort so let’s just watch telly instead. And anyway wotchu wanna go DOIN’ things for, you think yer so much better than the rest of us?

There’s a whole big pot of miserable people out there who have learned as they grew up to never make more than the minimum effort to get through school, get a basic job and keep the most basic home life, and everyone they know pulls everyone ELSE they know back down if anyone starts getting too good for their neighbors. The very concept of making an enormous effort for something you truly want is just alien to that way of life. Anyone who does manage to rise above and struggle free is head and shoulders above the average feel-good triumph story.

 

And that, I think, is why so many people dislike her. She brags about money, has no job. She's got the means and time to make herself better. There are plenty of folks who don't have the resources or they work full fucking time so they can only do the minimum, and this bitch has all the time in the world and makes good money for living in the shithole she does, or so she claims.

Like, bitch, just try. Just try! If she tried, or hell even if she just said "fuck it i wanna die by eating", I'm sure a lot fewer people would hate on her.

 

yes, this! But she can’t commit to or be honest about anything.

 

I dunno AL, the rest of us kind of are lol.

 

Is that in relation to the drama with Becky’s family?

 

Hey Amber McDonalds called they need more grease for their French fries

 

Awww, her diabetes got her a ring for Valentine's Day.

 

Those jowls make it look like she’s constantly frowning.

 

That's even filtered, gorl. Fucking hell. I see the Optavia is going well.

 

Oh my goodness is that the latest optivia champion sporting her proud weight loss??? No its just Amber, my bad.