Amber says dumb shit on social media - Twitter @mustbepearls / Insta @raritycat / Ask.fm @zebraprintlovee

GargoyleGorl

Token SJW
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Holy shit, she is wearing a choker! I had to really focus, does it not suffocate her folds? Also how does she even find chokers that fit that neck
Why does she insist on wearing chokers so much, when she doesn't even have a neck.

At this point, I think we need to consider the possibility that the choker has become in-grown.

I'm only partially joking. We keep waiting for the scratch that gets hopelessly infected and kills her -- what if it's a weal on her neck from the choker rubbing? I refuse to think about the amount of bacteria and stuff that could collect in a neck fold and get trapped under a too-tight piece of acrylic ribbon.
 

Hidden Squirrel

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Hmm, her reply to "Why aren't you posting daily?" should have been something like "Don't worry, booboo, I'm still recording daily, and you'll see my next update soon." The fact that she's instead just denying the daily video thing altogether makes me think she has given up the whole endeavor already, which is a real shame. I was looking forward to seeing daily weigh-ins.
 

JambledUpWords

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Don't worry y'all. Despite all the McDonalds and 3 AM iHop binges our gorl will return weighing in at a dainty 565 pounds. This is just one last horrah before she starts up on weight watchers again and begins melting off the el bees. :)
The only thing Amber’s gonna melt are the wax melts she has in order to distract people from her own unwashed stench.
 

The Fatheads

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At this point, I think we need to consider the possibility that the choker has become in-grown.

I'm only partially joking. We keep waiting for the scratch that gets hopelessly infected and kills her -- what if it's a weal on her neck from the choker rubbing? I refuse to think about the amount of bacteria and stuff that could collect in a neck fold and get trapped under a too-tight piece of acrylic ribbon.
Seems oddly fitting for that to be the cause of Amberlynn's end, given that Jabba the Hutt also died from choker-related injury.
 

hotcheetospuffs

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Maybe the choker has fused to her neck due to lack of showers, build up of sweat and just general stickiness.

I don't understand why she doesn't upload daily or at the very least more often than she does now, what else is going on in her life, how does she not die from lack of boredom. She tweets constantly, but wont accept my follow request :'(

Its snoozing in Kentucky.
If you're following anyone who doesn't like her, like Michael B. Petty, Zach, or CXNT, she won't grant your request. She does mini background checks on all her potential followers.
 

IslamicContentental Belt

Rowdy Jihadi Piper
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You're not crazy. The filters she uses always erase several chins and does the weirdest shit to her neck. I think it's supposed to be flattering, but it somehow always makes her look like something from the Island of Dr. Moreau.
Oh come on now she passed late career Marlon Brando in weight years ago.
 

Dainty600lbGorl

What a situation
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Hmm, her reply to "Why aren't you posting daily?" should have been something like "Don't worry, booboo, I'm still recording daily, and you'll see my next update soon." The fact that she's instead just denying the daily video thing altogether makes me think she has given up the whole endeavor already, which is a real shame. I was looking forward to seeing daily weigh-ins.
She knows damn well she never intended to do any daily weigh in. Hell, she still refuses to do a proper weigh in to begin with. Sorry, honey booboo. I don't believe what you say your weight is until you show us it while on the scale. She claims she is what? 564? A behemoth by any standard, however, I think shes 600+ at this point and that's why she isn't showing us the scale. She is probably waiting to see if she ever dips below 600 again. She will have to fess up soon though, the camera does not lie and most people already figure shes well over 564. As if 25-30 pounds more than that really matters when you are that heavy.
 

ADHD

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People don't believe her even when she does show the scale, though. There's always accusations of her doing something to manipulate the numbers.

She can insist she's still 560-something all she wants, but her body is ramping up the fat storage in her face/neck. We can see her face becoming more deformed. We might not be able to know for sure what her exact weight is, but we know it's continuing to go up.
 

chicken wings

Certified Instagram Dietician
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She knows damn well she never intended to do any daily weigh in. Hell, she still refuses to do a proper weigh in to begin with. Sorry, honey booboo. I don't believe what you say your weight is until you show us it while on the scale. She claims she is what? 564? A behemoth by any standard, however, I think shes 600+ at this point and that's why she isn't showing us the scale. She is probably waiting to see if she ever dips below 600 again. She will have to fess up soon though, the camera does not lie and most people already figure shes well over 564. As if 25-30 pounds more than that really matters when you are that heavy.
It's likely she had a "few slips" like accidentally going to McDonald's or accidentally having a few extra bars of Snickers. I can guaran-damn-tee she will be all smug about it if she really kept to her plans.
 

pecansandies

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I was looking forward to seeing daily weigh-ins.
idk if you were being sarcastic but we haven't seen regular, live, weigh-ins since spring '18

Does Becky have good taste in wine?
her taste in clothing, women, and overall aesthetics is pure trash. But I don't doubt for a second that Necky is a low-key sommelier

Looks like ol’ Becky borrowed Amber’s wallet to buy flowers and boxed wine at Walmart to “surprise her”. Any excuse to indulge and cram food down her gullet! :tomgirl:
a real cute romantic surprise would have been to stop enabling her like imagine ALR was like "baybe I need 20pc mcnugget I did so good baybe I didn't binge for 4 hours I'm honestly so proud of myself for doing so good aren't you proud of me baybe can you get me a 20pc?" and Necky would be like "nah"

that would be on-par with a rom-com moment where the leading lady realises the lovable goof friend was "the one" all along.

I had a lot of coffee today I'm sorry for all these words
 
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