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Turd Blossom

Like thunder & lightning, goddamn it's so exciting
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Victimlynn was ATTACKED you guys. So UNFAIR! I wasn't familiar with this video, so I decided to have a look at the comments on the "part two" of this girl's "Eating like Amberlynn" video.
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I looked through hundreds of the top comments, most were praising Blair and the ones about Al were overwhelmingly empathetic.
Amber is acting like some kind of hate crime has been leveled against her. Pretty ridiculous considering the state of her own comment section, but ok gorl. And last I checked, Trisha's channel doesn't revolve around the failed weightloss attempts of a nearly 600 elbee woman.
"Hmmm" indeed, Amber.
 

JerkyPirate

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She posted on Snapchat that the reason she hasn't been making videos is because the wifi is making it impossible for her to import video to her phone. She says them's the breaks for filming with a camera, but she edits and uploads on her phone (not that fancy laptop she turned into a crumb catcher).

I mean, I'm not really well versed in the technicalities here, but why the shit would wifi be how she transfers videos from her camera to her phone?
 

Gorl68

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So clearly big Albert doesn’t realize that; regardless of how much Trisha eats, the fact remains she is NOT 600 elbees so it’s pretty likely Trisha does not consume the amount of food Albert does.
Hmmmmmm....
It must be because of ALs damn metabolism that's keeping her at 600 pounds while eating as much as Trisha. Gorl really has the cards stacked against her!
She posted on Snapchat that the reason she hasn't been making videos is because the wifi is making it impossible for her to import video to her phone. She says them's the breaks for filming with a camera, but she edits and uploads on her phone (not that fancy laptop she turned into a crumb catcher).

I mean, I'm not really well versed in the technicalities here, but why the shit would wifi be how she transfers videos from her camera to her phone?
Her brain is rotting for sure, the excuses make less and less sense. Even if she was using network file sharing for some reason, that doesn't exactly require high speed internet (it's used in offices with piss poor internet connections) and could easily be avoided by uploading the video to a cloud or using her charging cable like a normal person.
 
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PerkChop

Manah-manah
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I mean, I'm not really well versed in the technicalities here, but why the shit would wifi be how she transfers videos from her camera to her phone?
I have a camera that uses WiFi, and when I connect it to my phone, the phone actually shows up as the wifi network. You don't actually need WiFi to transfer between the cam and phone... In fact if I'm on WiFi and connect the camera, the phone actually disconnects from the regular WiFi and connects directly to the camera.

TLDR: She's full of shit.
 

mekalekahi

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It still feels like Amber is guilt tripping everyone about her buying that camera , in fact I had no idea she was still filming with it.No one cares and the quality is not any different especially when you upload once a week with footage from your house. I hate how every single thing with her has a undertone that her viewers better be appreciative of what she does like she's putting her blood sweat and tears into her yt career.
 

PerkChop

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It still feels like Amber is guilt tripping everyone about her buying that camera , in fact I had no idea she was still filming with it.No one cares and the quality is not any different especially when you upload once a week with footage from your house. I hate how every single thing with her has a undertone that her viewers better be appreciative of what she does like she's putting her blood sweat and tears into her yt career.
Pardon my ignorance as I'm somewhat new to the saga, but is there a story to the camera thing or was it just something she did of her own volition because she wanted a new camera?
 

theriddler3

that fucking ✨kawaii✨ cat
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Pardon my ignorance as I'm somewhat new to the saga, but is there a story to the camera thing or was it just something she did of her own volition because she wanted a new camera?
Amberlynn made a big deal about buying this expensive camera that was popular on youtube at the time and her laptop/MacBook Pro on Amazon to "edit her videos". Claimed Amazon scammed her, then said the seller on Amazon scammed her, then said oopsieslol actually here's my laptop and camera I bought (and dropped the scam narrative). She made a big deal about how it was soooo expensive and she could afford it.

It was basically bait for her haydurrs to claim amber couldn't afford that shit, let the comments and the haydurr message boards say how she couldn't afford it, then show the laptop and camera on a video to prove those fuckers wrong. It was a stupid mini-saga that, in retrospect, was one of her better-planned drama-seeking sagas.

edit: https://youtu.be/D5FrploPcTQ
 
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Dainty_QuEen

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Trisha is far too obsessed with her looks and would never allow herself to get to 600elbees.
I personally doubt she eats that much off camera, probably starves herself for a mukbang and I also don't doubt that she abuses Lipo or some sort of coolsculpting shit.

Trisha also is generally more well put together? than Amber, she dresses up, lives lavishly and spends money on her looks.
She's a goddamn trainwreck but you have to give the satan credit where its due, Amber and Trisha are on two different spectrums of train-wreck.
 

PerkChop

Manah-manah
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Amberlynn made a big deal about buying this expensive camera that was popular on youtube at the time and her laptop/MacBook Pro on Amazon to "edit her videos". Claimed Amazon scammed her, then said the seller on Amazon scammed her, then said oopsieslol actually here's my laptop and camera I bought (and dropped the scam narrative). She made a big deal about how it was soooo expensive and she could afford it.

It was basically bait for her haydurrs to claim amber couldn't afford that shit, let the comments and the haydurr message boards say how she couldn't afford it, then show the laptop and camera on a video to prove those fuckers wrong. It was a stupid mini-saga that, in retrospect, was one of her better-planned drama-seeking sagas.

edit: https://youtu.be/D5FrploPcTQ
Thanks for the explanation and link. I only skipped through the vid but caught the gist of it.

So basically aside from the little bit of scripted drama she just wanted new expensive status symbol toys? I assume this because it sure seems like she has no bloody idea how to properly use these items given the relative garbage filming and editing that I'm seeing in her videos, even when she switches from camera to phone in the same vid. Like did she actually think that expensive electronics would somehow increase her production value without her putting in any effort? No wonder she's miffed about it.

She'd be better off getting a tripod so she could get a little farther from the camera so her gasping between words wouldn't be as audible, and maybe smearing some Vaseline on the lens to improve the picture quality for the viewers.
 
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