A trip to Warrmort
Since she's "staying true to herself," we can be sure it's not salad. Probably something like: "FIVE GUYS IN MY MOUTH? | Storytime" cause she needs money again.Gear up for a solid phase 3, folks. After a stellar performance in the predictable phase 1 and 2 it's high time for a MOOOOOKBAAAAAHNG comeback!
2% reduced fat...'til she had her week long (and counting) bingeapalooza
She needs SC filters to make the whites of her eyes actually white instead of yellow. Also, "time to be true to myself"?? "Didn't want to bombard you guys with my issues"?? Gorl...huh? Since when have you not done either of those things? Oh Amber, you humble, dainty people-pleaser you...
"I've just been going through a lot.. mentully"
Yup, and along with that she'll announce that her alleged appointment with a psychiatrist "didn't work out", "she's not ready", "she's doing so well on her own you guise!" Therapy/medicine can't compare with Amber's googling skills and self-diagnoses.I bet she's going to announce that she's not mentally ready to lose weight. It was too stressful to count calories and not deal with her issues without bingeen.
Whenever she is going through a lot, she will later say it is "family" stuff. Which really means someone went to jail, got out of jail, is on drugs, is now off drugs, etc. Or, it's Ricky being sick of her shit, or Becky's family is sick of her shit. This is followed up by binging. So she is right on time now with a ton of binging for days and now she is going to, pick one: 1. See a new doctor/shrink/nutriionist, 2. "Taking care of me for a change", or 3. Going on a new diet (oh, excuse me, not supposed to say "diet", it;s a weight loss journey) and/or exercising. I'm getting so boredshe follows her pattern so well, she's "going through a lot", but she'll never elaborate on that for us