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  1. Why the fuck would she do that? Amber has said that Twinkie is afraid of riding in the car, so she puts the poor dog on a swing, which in Twinkie's head is uncontrolled movement - just like a car.

    Wasabi is a cat, they find ways to "file" their nails. Things like furniture and exposed wood (door frames, for example).

    I don't wonder about the cats' nails, I wonder about the furniture and other wood in the house.
    That said, it's possible that at least Wasabi got his nails removed (wasn't he bought at a pet store?).
     
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  2. That poor dog. She's so friggan selfish, she spends her time and money eating her own weight in Texas Roadhouse garbage but can't spare $20 to get that poor dog's nails trimmed?? There's no way that dog is walking properly with those claws. :(
     
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  3. You can get a pet nail clipper at WalMart for probably less than $10. The cost of one of her obnoxious water bottles lol
     
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  4. I wouldn't give that pig any ideas, she needs to get them done by a vet. If she wants to do it in ONE visit, she'd most likely have to put the poor animal under anesthesia or be heavily sedated because it would be so painful and stressful due to the quick being so long. They'd have to cauterize them. So the best option would be multiple visits to take a little off at a time so the quick can recede back to a normal length.

    If Amber attempted it by herself, the poor thing will probably freak out and bleed out through her tiny toes.
     
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    #804 ihavent_ee_uhn, May 16, 2018
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  5. I would be pissed if I were Ricky and my house is being destroyed by my shitty roommate's neglected pets. Would love to watch that episode of Judge Judy if Ricky sues Amber for his safety deposit.
     
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  6. I would assume she really is feeling kinda tropical in that overflowing body of hers. Just imagine how uncomfortable she must feel in these summer weathers, all her hundreds of folds and fupa all hot and moist and yeasty :cryblood: But I don't feel sorry for her, she did this to herself and several people have tried to help her over the years. And yet she still kept eating.

    She didn't realize the severity of her situation until she was 503,2 pounds? :story:
     
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  7. Yes, if she had been a responsible pet owner and trimmed them regularly, then she wouldn't have to bring poor Twinkie to a vet.

    It's hard not to get pissed off at this. I mean AL can be a shit person and eat until she dies if she wants, but it's not Twinkie's fault she was bought by some lazy fuck who doesn't care enough about her to bring her to a vet once in a while.
     
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  8. You know that the claws are actually part of the cats toe bones right? It's not just nails.
     
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  9. Oh please, you know she'd never go for multiple trips to the vet. I think Twinkie has been to the vet once or twice in his whole life, right? If that? Like she could literally use a $4 human nail file and take care of them a little bit at a time at home. But it doesn't involve eating so it's off the table.
     
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  10. Yeah, I was never saying she would... that's just the obvious, unspoken depressingly unrealistic part. Also I don't know how many vet visits Twinkie had BEFORE she was under AL's care... because afterwards we know it's possibly fucking (and most likely) zero. And I would never trust AL to do any sort of nail maintenance on her dog with a human nail file on her own... she'd probably shave them down to the bone and be all "SEE GUISE, I GOT HER NAILS DONE LIKE GOORRLL WHAAAAT *shave shave shave*" then probably try to paint Twinkie's bloody nail bed stumps and claim how CAH-YEEEWWWT they are.
     
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  11. Nah, every time she starts a new journey she claims something similar.
    I'm not in favor of declawing. I find it barbaric and selfish. The fact still, sadly, remain that many pet shops will have the procedure done since many ignorant people want a pet that will disrupt the status quo as little as possible.
     
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  12. She could likely get on if she wanted but instead choosing to bitch about it that’s our gorl.
     

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  13. LOL. We all know Amber would be one of the people on that show who don't listen and take advantage of everything. She really thinks she's so much better than everyone else. What a bitch.
     
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  14. She snapped a fortune cookie fortune about failure not believing in one's self or some shit. So she had Chinese, AGAIN. Meanwhile, Rafe snapped that she is making stuff for her etsy shop, won a hot topic contest, and took her pets to the vet. And Amber's twitter manic twitter rant continues..."what should I buy???? Everything is changing. I'm so excited." If she's been making so much money for so long, why is only acting like she just got it today.

    not putting screen shots because there weren't any people, just rafe's foot.
     
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  15. No new video, what a shocker:
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    Amber's manic Tweeting last night:
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    No more weigh ins aka no more weight loss journey, another shocker:
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  16. What does that even mean?
    And guessing her weight is more fun than getting a bullshit number anyway.
     
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  17. Lets dissect the last tweet: "never.again." Notice the period. Once again Amber stopped sharing her weight - notice she didn't say "progress" or "weight loss".

    Never, of course, means until her views/followers drops and she starts a new "journey".

    It means she has nothing to vlog about.
     
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  18. Yupp. She sure loves Twinkie. That's why she let her get obese and never trims her nails so it's painful for her.
     
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  19. Is that fo´real? I know coke or meth does that to you (the talkative shit etc). But where the fuck is the not-eating-anything-at-all part of that? Being manic means having no appetite sometimes too, is it? "People need me", lol...
     
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  20. Welcome to your nightmare.
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