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Birthday Dickpunch

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Hang on, could she have a baby? Isn’t it dangerous for someone that heavy to get pregnant? Aren’t larger women more at risk for miscarriages?

I’m not entertaining the idea that Becky could get her preggers because that’s not possible. But I don’t know if amber would be able to carry a baby at this point even if she had a man willing to donate his troops
Unlikely. She's way way way past the point where a medical coder would be tagging her records as a high risk pregnancy.

Massive women do occasionally get pregnant but as far as I know it's even more rare for them to carry to term. Being that big really does a number on your hormones and you'll see women half her size start to have very irregular periods or they'll stop altogether.
 

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Excuse you, she just had her annual period gorl. Jk

Does that mean she has like a 9 month fertile period? 😳
I found this when she last had her period:

The biology is simple: Basic cholesterol compounds in fat cells can get changed into a type of weak estrogen called estrone. Overweight or obese women carrying extra fat cells have "little estrone-making factories, which have an estrogenic effect on glands," explains Maria Arias, MD, a gynecologist at Atlanta Women's Specialists in Georgia.
https://www.everydayhealth.com/pms/weight-and-your-cycle.aspx
This added estrogen can cause bleeding or menstrual disorders. A woman may go months without ovulating, for example, but the uterine lining is still accumulating — to the point that it becomes unstable. Eventually, says Dr. Arias, a woman can have a period that "lets loose like a flood gate," with prolonged or very heavy bleeding.
 

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If she has PCOS it would be extremely hard to get pregnant. And that's with plain old obese PCOS. Not massive size like Al.

Of course this is silly to contemplate...seeing as how she's the size of an elephant and no man with any sense would hit that stinky fupa.
 

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If she has PCOS it would be extremely hard to get pregnant. And that's with plain old obese PCOS. Not massive size like Al.

Of course this is silly to contemplate...seeing as how she's the size of an elephant and no man with any sense would hit that stinky fupa.
Unlike Chantal and Becks, I think PCOS may be the one thing she dodged the bullet on. She's fat, but that's only one symptom and it isn't a symptom that causes deathfattiness. She doesn't have facial hair, she doesn't have excessive hair in general unless you count the mop on her head and when she was a tad smaller it was pretty thick. Her general fat distribution isn't indicative unlike Becks and Chantal who are apple shaped. She most likely has diabetes, but that's a side effect of her size. She only has like 1 period a year, but, again, that's her size. Her endocrine system is probably fucked by now, but that's also obesity related.

Hamber is just pure glutton. That's the root diagnosis, everything else is secondary
 

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It did make me laugh to think of Amber stealing one of Eric and Rickie’s used condoms then filling a turkey baster and making Becky heave up the FUPA to squirt it in the general direction of her vagina.
this fat heifer priced sperm donations in Florida when her and sloth were living there.

The fucking horror in the fact those speds were even looking at artificial insemination...
 

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I hope there's some kind of competency test for that. Here's another lesbian with Downs who discussed wanting to pursue AI.
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Unfortunately, no. You do have to have a gyno sign off after examining you though. Amber would never get past that. (Of course, enough money will get you just about anything, because ‘Merica.)
 

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We've been stuck in the dry, boring Necky Era for so long I honestly DO wonder what glorious, obese sped Hamber would target after the hypothetical messy breakup? It would be the most dramatic and exciting story arc in months.

Unfortunately, it really does look like we're stuck in this endless season of filler after filler until Big Hambeast just blobs over dead. Boo.
 
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