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C3PBRO

YOUR AND IDIOT
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It seems Amber isn't getting enough shelf pats.

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Here, let me look into my crystal fucking ball and tell you how this will go.

Amberlynn: my mental is bad therefore my vlog will be bad, should I post?
Everyone: yes
Amberlynn: *posts shitty vlog*
Everyone: lol ew what a shitty vlog
Amberlynn: I asked if I should post and warned everyone it would be bad and you told me yes, so I selflessly posted my hiGhLY rEqUEsTed vlog despite my mental and I still get bullied for it. This just goes to show that people will bully me no matter what I do unlike O T H E R Y O U T U B E R S you get support and breaks and upload old content.
 

Vladimir Fupatin

Приветик мои дети
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Here, let me look into my crystal fucking ball and tell you how this will go.

Amberlynn: my mental is bad therefore my vlog will be bad, should I post?
Everyone: yes
Amberlynn: *posts shitty vlog*
Everyone: lol ew what a shitty vlog
Amberlynn: I asked if I should post and warned everyone it would be bad and you told me yes, so I selflessly posted my hiGhLY rEqUEsTed vlog despite my mental and I still get bullied for it. This just goes to show that people will bully me no matter what I do unlike O T H E R Y O U T U B E R S you get support and breaks and upload old content.
And then she will announce a break from YouTube, but surprise she'll have scheduled twenty videos that she crapped in a day to upload so we don't have to go without our dainty princess.
 

ADHD

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It’s actually probs gonna irritate me more if she finishes the “challenge”. She’s gonna pat herself on the ass for YEARS about that one, and all she had to do to accomplish it was put in even less effort than before.
I will be actually impressed if she finishes it, because she never finishes anything, no matter how easy. Also since now she's out of prerecorded material, she's going to have do put in some effort to finish.
 

CindyChafe

Sent from my iPhone
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I will be actually impressed if she finishes it, because she never finishes anything, no matter how easy. Also since now she's out of prerecorded material, she's going to have do put in some effort to finish.
I think she’s allergic to success/accomplishment. If she accomplishes something she sets out to do, she actually breaks out into hives and it’s a whole mess.

Also she conveniently didn’t mention when she’s going to Becky’s families house so she has a built in excuse of: “sorry guise, no WiFi, can you believe Becky dragged me out here???? I wanted to finish, honest!”
 

playuhplay

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Amber is literally asking for people to tell her things she'll get offended about. :story:
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She’s just trying to get content for a video. Too bad she won’t get much material out of it since most of the rumors or assumptions about her are true.
I’m just happy to see that she’s putting her mental health first and ignoring the hate. She’s totally thriving.
 

YOUR MOM

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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I hope she will read these assumptions:

-t-rex arms can't wipe her ass or or pussy. Becky wipes the ass and she lets the pee drip.
-if she claims to wipe, does she get a beach towel and floss it?
-can't fit into the shower
-can't stand long enough to wash properly (if she says she showers)
-can't keep her arms raised for long enough to wash her hair
-can't have sex
 

Soda Sink

my dietitian blocked me
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I hope she will read these assumptions:

-t-rex arms can't wipe her ass or or pussy. Becky wipes the ass and she lets the pee drip.
-if she claims to wipe, does she get a beach towel and floss it?
-can't fit into the shower
-can't stand long enough to wash properly (if she says she showers)
-can't keep her arms raised for long enough to wash her hair
-can't have sex
Her response to all of these would be "I can do all of that lol 😂"
Without any sort of proof. Even though she gets off on proving the haters wrong when she's actually able to.
 

clusterfuckk

My soul was empty...so I ate 2 ramens.
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I hope she will read these assumptions:

-t-rex arms can't wipe her ass or or pussy. Becky wipes the ass and she lets the pee drip.
-if she claims to wipe, does she get a beach towel and floss it?
-can't fit into the shower
-can't stand long enough to wash properly (if she says she showers)
-can't keep her arms raised for long enough to wash her hair
-can't have sex
Those are not assumptions they are facts.
 

Mr Foster

Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
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Zero chance of that ever happening.

Because she can’t
It's amazing when she claims she can. Because when she posts pictures of her adjusting clothes from behind in her torrid hauls, it could not be ANY MORE CLEAR that there is a least a foot and a half clearance between her farthest reach and her asshole.

Amber, we all have eyes boo boo.
 
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