Amber says dumb shit on social media - Twitter @mustbepearls / Insta @raritycat / Ask.fm @zebraprintlovee

[TwinkoStorr]

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.....ok gorl?

Thanks God she put that little "jk" at the end so people know she's just joking around.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

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.....ok gorl?

That’s probably because WebMD doesn’t assume you’re a 600 pound lard ass when you ask why do I have heartburn, nausea and swelling.

 

[Gorlax]

Ah, one of my favorite Ambers--Starved for Attentionlynn.

 

[SAVE TWINKIE!]

That’s probably because WebMD doesn’t assume you’re a 600 pound lard ass when you ask why do I have heartburn, nausea and swelling.

Imagine the food babies this enormous bitch is birthing on the daily

I bet the Octomom felt less physically uncomfortable

 

[Single_Sock]

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.....ok gorl?

Those gorls are not bumping fupas. I guarantee it.

 

[ADHD]

She wishes it was just pregnancy.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Necky is packing that 40lb fupa/gunt ballsack tho. Swinging about in her too-tight men's XXL basketball shorts.
lmao Who knows, she could've preggo'd the 600lb beluga if they hadn't both eaten themselves into infertility.

Is Hamber making re.tarded pregnancy attentionwhore posts because Foody Blobby is winging about her hysterectomy again?

 

[DarkSydePundit]

What if Amber is pregnant in her 9th month.

Would anybody notice?

 

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

pregnant with 1 of everything off the menu.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

As if anyone would pour baby gravy on her biscuit.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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.....ok gorl?

Gorl, people laugh at you, not with you.

 

[Iwillnotcredityouraccount]

Hang on, could she have a baby? Isn’t it dangerous for someone that heavy to get pregnant? Aren’t larger women more at risk for miscarriages?

I’m not entertaining the idea that Becky could get her preggers because that’s not possible. But I don’t know if amber would be able to carry a baby at this point even if she had a man willing to donate his troops

 

[ADHD]

Hang on, could she have a baby? Isn’t it dangerous for someone that heavy to get pregnant? Aren’t larger women more at risk for miscarriages?

I’m not entertaining the idea that Becky could get her preggers because that’s not possible. But I don’t know if amber would be able to carry a baby at this point even if she had a man willing to donate his troops

It's very unlikely that Amber is still ovulating at this point, so probably not.

 

[Gorlax]

pregnant with 1 of everything off the menu.

Just 1?

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Hang on, could she have a baby? Isn’t it dangerous for someone that heavy to get pregnant? Aren’t larger women more at risk for miscarriages?

I’m not entertaining the idea that Becky could get her preggers because that’s not possible. But I don’t know if amber would be able to carry a baby at this point even if she had a man willing to donate his troops

Unlikely. She's way way way past the point where a medical coder would be tagging her records as a high risk pregnancy.

Massive women do occasionally get pregnant but as far as I know it's even more rare for them to carry to term. Being that big really does a number on your hormones and you'll see women half her size start to have very irregular periods or they'll stop altogether.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It's very unlikely that Amber is still ovulating at this point, so probably not.

Excuse you, she just had her annual period gorl. Jk

Does that mean she has like a 9 month fertile period?

 

[Silver Surfer]

Excuse you, she just had her annual period gorl. Jk

Does that mean she has like a 9 month fertile period?

No. When you ovulate, the hormones taper off naturally unless impregnation occurs.

 

[ADHD]

Excuse you, she just had her annual period gorl. Jk

Does that mean she has like a 9 month fertile period?

I found this when she last had her period:

The biology is simple: Basic cholesterol compounds in fat cells can get changed into a type of weak estrogen called estrone. Overweight or obese women carrying extra fat cells have "little estrone-making factories, which have an estrogenic effect on glands," explains Maria Arias, MD, a gynecologist at Atlanta Women's Specialists in Georgia.
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This added estrogen can cause bleeding or menstrual disorders. A woman may go months without ovulating, for example, but the uterine lining is still accumulating — to the point that it becomes unstable. Eventually, says Dr. Arias, a woman can have a period that "lets loose like a flood gate," with prolonged or very heavy bleeding.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Ah, one of my favorite Ambers--Starved for Attentionlynn.

So weird to see "Amber" and "starved" in the same sentence.

Excuse you, she just had her annual period gorl.

Yes, it came out in frozen cubes.

 

[Moonpie]

If she has PCOS it would be extremely hard to get pregnant. And that's with plain old obese PCOS. Not massive size like Al.

Of course this is silly to contemplate...seeing as how she's the size of an elephant and no man with any sense would hit that stinky fupa.