Amber says dumb shit on social media - Twitter @mustbepearls / Insta @raritycat / @zebraprintlovee

If she has PCOS it would be extremely hard to get pregnant. And that's with plain old obese PCOS. Not massive size like Al.

Of course this is silly to contemplate...seeing as how she's the size of an elephant and no man with any sense would hit that stinky fupa.
Unlike Chantal and Becks, I think PCOS may be the one thing she dodged the bullet on. She's fat, but that's only one symptom and it isn't a symptom that causes deathfattiness. She doesn't have facial hair, she doesn't have excessive hair in general unless you count the mop on her head and when she was a tad smaller it was pretty thick. Her general fat distribution isn't indicative unlike Becks and Chantal who are apple shaped. She most likely has diabetes, but that's a side effect of her size. She only has like 1 period a year, but, again, that's her size. Her endocrine system is probably fucked by now, but that's also obesity related.

Hamber is just pure glutton. That's the root diagnosis, everything else is secondary


I've got more demons where that came from.
It did make me laugh to think of Amber stealing one of Eric and Rickie’s used condoms then filling a turkey baster and making Becky heave up the FUPA to squirt it in the general direction of her vagina.
this fat heifer priced sperm donations in Florida when her and sloth were living there.

The fucking horror in the fact those speds were even looking at artificial insemination...


Becky’s Drawings
I hope there's some kind of competency test for that. Here's another lesbian with Downs who discussed wanting to pursue AI.
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Unfortunately, no. You do have to have a gyno sign off after examining you though. Amber would never get past that. (Of course, enough money will get you just about anything, because ‘Merica.)

Strawberry Pocky

If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.
We've been stuck in the dry, boring Necky Era for so long I honestly DO wonder what glorious, obese sped Hamber would target after the hypothetical messy breakup? It would be the most dramatic and exciting story arc in months.

Unfortunately, it really does look like we're stuck in this endless season of filler after filler until Big Hambeast just blobs over dead. Boo.

Mr Foster

Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
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I’m curious if she’s just being passive aggressive because the only time she gets more than a few positive comments is when she lets Becky play YouTube with her. And they’re always directed towards old Beckaroo.
Fatty hates when attention is not paid to her. She made that post specifically to get people to pay attention to her under the guise of "uwu my gorlfriend is so amazing i knowwwww".

^^Amber wouldn't necessarily have to get an exam. Not all companies require that. There's one of the big ones who ship without the exam requirement. A lot of youtubers have used them. They ship the sperm directly to your house. NW Cryo Bank, I believe, is one of them. From their site: " We’re a sperm bank and just supply the sperm. We are not a clinic. You may choose to work with a physician or do a home insemination, as allowed by state law. We can FedEx your specimen to almost any location in the U.S. and Canada. "

Amber would never want to share attention with a kid, but plenty of narcissists have them anyway, but she's definitely too lazy for that. The, 'I'm eating for two! The baby isn't getting enough calories!!' saga would be insane, though.

Dana and Destiny, on the other hand, seem to love kids, but they also like to abandon animals, so, Little Dustin may end up in a fire station drop box.

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