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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh

Never forget Cronulla beach
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This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.
The description perfectly captions Amberlynn.
''This channel isn't just about weight loss. It's about ME! Remember to subscribe(: OPEN FOR MY INFO! ''
 

XenomorphThot

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This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.
A bit off topic to the post, but about the vid linked: did Amber post it hoping it'd go viral the way Whitney's vid went? Unless Amber's was first lol I am not savvy on these timelines.
 

90dayJakster

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This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.
Amber should buy Chantal a plane ticket to Kentucky. Then, they should have their first gig at the Cheesecake factory. Amber's stage name would be binge monster, while Chantal's would be dingle berry queen.
 

Moonpie

See You On The Dark Side Of The Moon
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This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.
Hahaha how have I missed this one?
Hilarious!
She honestly thinks she's got the moves.

That poor obese beagle behind her. Hope massive ass didn't fall backwards and smush him.
 

SituationTypeThing

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And even won awards for it!! She would have had a stellar career if she hadn't opted instead for being a professional grifter and glutton. The world has truly lost out......
The funny thing is, she seems to rhuuully enjoy dancing. And she's not terrible at it considering her size (or maybe I'm just mistaking unintentional fat wobbles for a bit of rhythm). She makes a huge deal over exercise and waddle-toddling to the tree and back. But if she just turned on music and danced (remember the other day she told us she had memorized dance routines from tictoc), she'd probably free up enough calories for a double orrrnge chikn. No, seriously, if she danced around daily, she might notice some weight loss.
 

ADHD

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This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.
My favorite thing about this video is how she was able to shake the room, even back then. If Amber were seeking an exercise video, she could just use this one.

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Ellana

speariodically autistic
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My favorite thing about this video is how she was able to shake the room, even back then. If Amber were seeking an exercise video, she could just use this one.

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If I was forced to upvote one video of hers this would be it.
Amber might not be the best dancer but it's the one thing besides eating that she really puts her heart into. She is better at danceen than she is writeen.
It's heartbreaking that she'll never dance like this again. She has chosen gluttony and laziness look where that's gotten her. And she doesn't even care. I don't even know why I care.
 

Basketball Jones

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My favorite thing about this video is how she was able to shake the room, even back then. If Amber were seeking an exercise video, she could just use this one.

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Ugh...her rhythm...*sigh* I’ve seen some big bitches go hard on the dance floor and keep up with the beat despite being her size or more.

Like... I know she’s playing Just Dance and you have to watch the movements on screen, but they make you do the movements over and over in an 8-count (or some shit) on the left and right... so even if you miss the timing on the first couple of steps, you should be able to recover by the time you switch sides.
 
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