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I, for one, am shocked.

Not really.

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This bitch wasn't going to film a weigh in anyway.

Amber said:
Some want me to be 600lbs so bad that it terrifies me to no end
Gee, if only there was a way you could stick it to those assholes and show them how wrong they are! Such jerks, trusting their eyes over the words of a known liar. 🙄
 

DefCon Dumb

Confronter of Cryptoid Cuntiness
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Anything but the obvious solution to prevent accusations of lying; accusations due to her admitting she's a liar.

A) Unplug the scale to cancel any tares or other shananigans.

B) Plug it back in - make sure the cell phone with the current DATE is also visible.

C) Step on scale - no jump cuts, nothing hinky; with date still in view. Hint: Rest the turned on phone beside the scale read out.

It's no more complicated than that & I'd be prepared to believe it... AS LONG AS the scale was reset with the date readout on the phone always visible.

Build a reputation as a liar, admit you're a liar; specifically about your weight & it should come as no surprise that no one is simply going to take your word for it.

What happened to barely skimming comments? Suddenly all that toxicity is making you rethink your channel or some such? Here's an easy rethink - accept that for a long time, you're going to have to turn yourself inside out to prove you're not lying. Accept that, intended or not, you treat your viewers like sewage drenched flatworms with the IQ of a mud flat; expecting them to accept instant changes in narrative with no explanations or apologies? You may be choosing to make a career consisting of constant stupid; your viewers, (mostly), have made better choices. You are the sole agent of your own reputation; playing the victim card doesn't work on the Big Kid playground.
 

iDontSmileMan

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I, for one, am shocked.

Not really.

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"I'm a human with feelings and a story"

Feelings: reaching climax when eating orange chicken

Story: Sit around the house all day eating and watching other people eat

"I have daily stress, pain and sadness"

Stress: Whether or not Becky is too much of a zombie today to drive her to Wolmort today safely

Pain: Layygs hurting and having your signifact other drag a mattress around for you

Sadness: Orange Chicken being taken off the menu and having to resort to frozen ones

Ok, gorl. We see how much shit you have to deal with

She bitches about mean comments but God forbid she changes herself to not get those anymore :roll: That'd mean getting out of your comfort zone, and for someone that wants to lose weight while eating two cheesecakes in one night that sure as shit won't happen

This is going to be a good year.
 

a llama weighs 450lbs

amber's hump #1 fan
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gotdamn that's a huge wall of excuses in snapchat form. my brain cannot wrap around the fact that she doesn't understand we would literally be able to see any progress should there actually be any. attempting to change your posture or mess with lighting is not going to compare to an actual, significant chunk of weight gone, which is why so many people have said to shut the fuck up about losing weight until we can actually tell a difference.
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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I, for one, am shocked.

Not really.

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Called it! Of course she isn't going to do a weigh in. She's over 600 pounds and doesn't want to admit it.

For someone who "doesn't read my comments" she surely does spend a ton of time reading comments (and using her socks to respond to people like a fucking coward). I love, though, that it's always someone else's fault. This time, all the commenters, who are believing what they actually see instead of taking her word, since she's a pathological liar, we know it, and she admits to lying about losing weight even when she isn't. Here's a thought, big Al, since you read here: STOP LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING. People might be inclined to believe you when you claim something.

Nobody WANTS you to be over 600 pounds. But you clearly are. Maybe you should start with telling the truth about that to start off the new year. You don't seem to understand how stupid you sound, whining about "how proud" you are of the progress you claim to have made but how nobody believes you when you say it, when a weigh in showing that supposed progress would shut up the haydurs.

Pathetic excuse making and shirking of responsibility. Congratulations, Big Al. You've reconfirmed exactly why haydur nation exists.
 

Slappy McGherkin

Bartender? Make that a double.
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Ahhhh, the teardrops. Hamber has sadz because we're big mean doo-doo heads and WHY WON'T WE BELIEVE HER??

So laughable! I've pretty much said it in previous posts. You wanna make it stop, Hamber? Get on the scale and prove us wrong. But you can't, can you? Because you've been lying about the 600 ellbees all along and that would prove us right.

Such a conundrum for our gorl. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. Reality is not Hamber's strong suit, not at all. The only question really at the moment is how many more pounds will she put on due to "pity-me" binges.
 

DumbBitchSyndrome

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Such a conundrum for our gorl. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. Reality is not Hamber's strong suit, not at all. The only question really at the moment is how many more pounds will she put on due to "pity-me" binges.
Guarantee when she finally does weigh in- and weighs more than her “highest weight”- she’ll blame the mean haydurs for not believing her and making her binge and gain it all back.
 

Turd Fergusson

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I actually do not care if she is 600 lbs or not. For her height, she need to be 170 lbs or under to have a BMI of less than 30. That should be her goal, not just losing 25 to 50 lbs. She should do it with the help of medical specialists. Losing 50 lbs won’t solve her lymphoma, or other ailments she is having now. Any injuries at her weight might disable her completely if it does not kill her first.
Most people would support her if she had a realistic plan. We all know that it would not be easy, but she would have a lot of positive comments and supports in her journey.
But, we have daft resolutions rehashing previous year ones, providing haphazard diet plans that will never work for her.
 

clusterfuckk

Forchette! Forchette!
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Nobody WANTS you to be over 600 pounds.
I for one would love to see her over 600 pounds. No one is more deserving of that fate; except for maybe Chinny.
Ahhhh, the teardrops. Hamber has sadz because we're big mean doo-doo heads and WHY WON'T WE BELIEVE HER??
Never forget gorls....

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I, for one, am shocked.
Not really.
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So get off YouTube and get a real fucking job you pussy ass bitch. 🎩🎩
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper

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Whatever, typical Amber, I'm sure she had this all planned out and knew it would work because she's done it so many times before. She's not backing out of the weigh in because of hateful comments, those are always there, it's just a lame excuse she knew she could use when time was running out. She really laid it on thick with the "future of my channel" and "I'm scared you want me to be 600lbs" This bitch is soooooo boring. That and her multiple attempts at gaslighting her followers recently has made me lose interest in all things ALR. fuck this cunt
 
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