iDontSmileMan
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I thought she said in her last video that she has next to no self confidence
Amber says dumb shit on social media - Twitter @mustbepearls / Insta @raritycat / Ask.fm @zebraprintlovee
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Oh yeah. She's said before that she thinks she's ugly but that's nonsense. She thinks she's hot shit with all those pouty duck lipped photos.
Kitkatty
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This juxtaposition is fucking nuts. What a catfisher!
Selena, the real Selena Quintanilla-Pérez was murdered in 1995.
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she no longer has a neck but she's making SO much progress guys. if only we could open our eyes to see itThere's been a lot of times I've wished those childish Snapchat filters didn't work on anyone the algorithm perceives as being over 18, but since Amber looks like a literal oversized toddler, that still wouldn't stop her from using them.
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This makes me think of what a black hole would look like if it had human-like features.
Don't talk about Charlie Gold like that.
That filter really isnt doing anything for her, though. I think it needs some bloody eyeballs mixed in to complete the look!
playuhplay
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Is slaps even thing?Whenever she uses slang she sounds like a fifty-something mom who isn't like other moms, she's a cool mom!
I'm assuming Amber will have to give her two-cents regarding Jeffree Star's breakup and then kiss his ass in some sort of tweety tweet or snippy snap...
Slaps used to be a thing. It was also used by children half of our gorl's age (chronological age, but mental age is about the same).
Whenever she uses slang she sounds like a fifty-something mom who isn't like other moms, she's a cool mom!
Keyboard Warrior
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"Whats the 411? What has everybody been up to? What's the hot gossip? Tell me everything. What have you guys been listening to? What are the cool jams?"
Whenever she uses slang she sounds like a fifty-something mom who isn't like other moms, she's a cool mom!
Was it a thing when everyone had scene hair? Because amber's mental age has never advanced past the chronological age she was at when she had the scene haircut (which, incidentally, she forgot, since she says she's had long hair since she was in middle school).
As she's grown in size over the years, Amber has tried to hold onto her dainty gorl title that Destiny bestowed upon her by dropping thousands of dollars on clothes, purchasing make-up that she never uses, keeping her horse hair long af, etc.
Now that she's also pushing 30 she must keep up with the hip lingo (e.g, shit that James Charles says), listen to ex-Disney actresses and post selfies to sc and ig to keep up the appearance that she's young and cool and uwuuuu~~~ as if she didn't shit her youth away a long time ago.
Now that she's also pushing 30 she must keep up with the hip lingo (e.g, shit that James Charles says), listen to ex-Disney actresses and post selfies to sc and ig to keep up the appearance that she's young and cool and uwuuuu~~~ as if she didn't shit her youth away a long time ago.
Gorlax
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She has no self confidence in that Disney live-action movie way where she's skinny, conventionally attractive and the one true love of other hot muscular boys but is also soft spoken and unsure of herself because she's NOT conceited at all you guize. She has trouble saying no toI thought she said in her last video that she has next to no self confidence
I think the people that do the mukbang channels she watches use the term slaps. She also uses " dead ass" 
Just had the memory of when amber said she loved that song "featuring extention"
Just had the memory of when amber said she loved that song "featuring extention"
Slaps is a pretty recent slang, like 2018-ish. No one says it unironically anymore.
Slaps is fucking fetch you boomers! I love that her slang vocabulary gives away her recent watch history. Part of this gorl's rewritable personality.
I remember when she watched some Top 15s and picked up that guy's weird speech cadence. I wish I couldn't.
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