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[Hamberlard Raid]

Is slaps even thing?
Whenever she uses slang she sounds like a fifty-something mom who isn't like other moms, she's a cool mom!

Slaps used to be a thing. It was also used by children half of our gorl's age (chronological age, but mental age is about the same).

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Is slaps even thing?
Whenever she uses slang she sounds like a fifty-something mom who isn't like other moms, she's a cool mom!

"Whats the 411? What has everybody been up to? What's the hot gossip? Tell me everything. What have you guys been listening to? What are the cool jams?"

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Slaps used to be a thing. It was also used by children half of our gorl's age (chronological age, but mental age is about the same).

Was it a thing when everyone had scene hair? Because amber's mental age has never advanced past the chronological age she was at when she had the scene haircut (which, incidentally, she forgot, since she says she's had long hair since she was in middle school).

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

As she's grown in size over the years, Amber has tried to hold onto her dainty gorl title that Destiny bestowed upon her by dropping thousands of dollars on clothes, purchasing make-up that she never uses, keeping her horse hair long af, etc.
Now that she's also pushing 30 she must keep up with the hip lingo (e.g, shit that James Charles says), listen to ex-Disney actresses and post selfies to sc and ig to keep up the appearance that she's young and cool and uwuuuu~~~ as if she didn't shit her youth away a long time ago.

 

[Snuffed Kin]

I thought she said in her last video that she has next to no self confidence

She has no self confidence in that Disney live-action movie way where she's skinny, conventionally attractive and the one true love of other hot muscular boys but is also soft spoken and unsure of herself because she's NOT conceited at all you guize. She has trouble saying no to food others.

 

[mekalekahi]

I think the people that do the mukbang channels she watches use the term slaps. She also uses " dead ass"

Just had the memory of when amber said she loved that song "featuring extention"

 

[RandallBoggs]

Slaps is a pretty recent slang, like 2018-ish. No one says it unironically anymore.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Slaps is fucking fetch you boomers! I love that her slang vocabulary gives away her recent watch history. Part of this gorl's rewritable personality.

 

[FatalTater]

I remember when she watched some Top 15s and picked up that guy's weird speech cadence. I wish I couldn't.

 

[Azshara]

What the fuck is "slaps"

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

What the fuck is "slaps"

From what I gather, it’s really good music with a lot of bass.

 

[The Cyber Unit]

What the fuck is "slaps"

Her musty flaps 'slap' together as she waddles to and from the kitchen every half hour

 

[Whatthefuck]

From what I gather, it’s really good music with a lot of bass.

Well, since our gorl can't be bothered to be an adult she has to use the "kid's" slang. She's down. She's in the know. She's hip.

 

[bev]

What the fuck is "slaps"

I'm going to be that asshole that explains it. "Slaps" is the young people's way of saying something's good in the sense that it's refreshing and/or attention grabbing. Imagine it as though something slapped you across the face and you go, "Wow! Shit, that's great." Anything like that "slaps."

It's retarded, I know.

 

[ADHD]

Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers, via Reddit:

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Viral tonsillitis in adults usually lasts 4- 6 days. Untreated bacterial variety: 10 - 14 days & treated with the right antibiotics: 5 - 7 days.

A bit more sperg here: at her age IF her health was normal, it should have been nothing but a painful inconvenience for a bit less than a week; treated or not. Tonsils are essentially lymph glands so to get tonsillitis at her age/weight & it lingering quite a while, is an overall indication that yes, her lymphatic system is screwed. We knew that with her leg lymphoedema & she's been bitching about 1 on her abdomen for a while. I anticipated lymphoedema in her chest/upper arm area; tonsillitis caught me by surprise - shouldn't have. Tonsillitis can lead to cellulitis so whatever is going on, she'd be best served by picking ONE doctor/clinic & making sure she's following instructions to the letter. If she's not clear about something... ASK or call them. But she won't.

 

[iDontSmileMan]

Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers, via Reddit:
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Bitch is gonna freak out if it'll last an extra day or two and go doctor shopping again

But thanks for the dead or alive status, Amber.

 

[mekalekahi]

Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers, via Reddit:
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Thank god! I tossed and turned all night wondering how ambers illness is coming along.

Seriously tho, she will be sick again. I will wager a her infamous "stomach bug" or a sinus infection

 

[Xenomorph]

Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers, via Reddit:
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The real question is; how is your infected snizz, AL?

 

[Des B*]

Tonsillitis means an almost liquid diet. Fatty should have dropped a few lbs.