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Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by theriddler3, Dec 2, 2017.

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  1. I think they're "friends" just as Dana and AL are "friends", so Amber doesn't expose them or send hate their way.

    I noticed that the filter corrects Amber to AO when you use a word starting with O after her name, I just put two spaces afterwards. No clue why it's like that
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    666EVE666 Just a normal gorl

  2. A huge truck - hell no. I'd crack the fuck up laughing. But one of those SUVs or crossovers shouldn't be a problem. I've noticed that a lot of morbidly obese people, at least from what I've seen, prefer the cars/trucks that are higher off the ground because it's easier on their knees and backs to get into, not to mention more roomy inside than a tiny Accent or the like.
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  3. It has to do with Nick Bate, sorta to protect his victim.
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  4. Jesus. Had to tap out after having my eardrums pierced by her nonstop squealing and shrieking with inane, forced laughter. Screenshot a lovely pic of the iconic duo before I left though. insta.png
    Edit: Wtf where did her choker go? It was visable moments before this. Has her neck swallowed it? I'm horrified and confused.
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    #1564 Turd Blossom, Aug 9, 2018
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2018
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  5. I'm not very car savvy but is there really a car in production that wouldn't suffer from a 550lb passenger? Maybe she's not concerned with buying a nicer car because she realizes it's pointless with the damage their weight inflicts on a vehicle.
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  6. Casting interview she says. Will Amber finally meet Dr Now?


    No wonder gorl was so manic during that instagram live. She thinks she’s hot shit.

    :optimistic: I want Big AL and Eric to go on Maury Poavich like Elijah and Christine did. :optimistic:
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    #1566 CindyChafe, Aug 10, 2018
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    CindyChafe Mary-Kate Olsen’s Midnight Snack

  7. Well she’s been working hard eating all that orange chicken to get the interview
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  8. [​IMG]

    Because elevators have weight limits, duh. Where I live, a lot of old buildings have elevators with a weight capacity of 480-550lbs or 3-4 people. But if you feeling dangerous and frisky, one dainty gorl.
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  9. She should be fine—for now. Elevator producers are erring on the side of caution. In reality, the elevator can probably lift as much as 25% more than it’s uppermost reported limit. Worst case scenario: it stops and she has to call for help. Even old elevators have built-in mechanisms to prevent major accidents.

    Come to think of it, she might have more issues with modern elevators, which almost always have weight sensors. While old elevators would put the elbow grease into dragging her fat ass upstairs, new ones would flat-out refuse to budge.
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  10. A casting interview? This is promising. What could it have been for, except for white trash poverty porn?
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    Strine Give me the bones!

  11. Glad to know how much she values Necky's wishes for not going on the show!
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    xenomorph I've got more demons where that came from.

  12. I won't believe she had a casting interview until she shows proof.
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  13. A sneak preview of her grand entrance:

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  14. The only logical conclusion was My 600lb life but...

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  15. Oh, it's probably for her online therapist I bet.

    xenomorph I've got more demons where that came from.

  16. Gotta love how vague she is with comments. Now wait... later today she'll be like "hey haydurs don't assume it's for my 600 pound life, how dare you guess it's for something like that" So then we are expected to think it's for something great not associated with her weight. But then down the line maybe it's for Dr.Phil since that was brought up before and it's about online bullying so then it is about her fat.

    nvm, I see someone posted above that is what she said she isn't going on 600 pound life... like why would anyone even think that?
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  17. You know how she is with words. Maybe she meant to say "interviewing" as in she's shopping around for a skype therapist, trying to find a good fit.

    Orrrr, people could just keep congratulating her for things until someone gets it
    Congratulations for getting on Dr. Phil!
    uh, im not going on dr phil
    Congratulations for getting on maury!
    uh, no offense but id never go on maury
    Congratulations for getting on Judge Judy!
    Thank you! My former landlord is suing me for cat piss damage and for cracking the foundation, but he totally has no case lol (:
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  18. She's only saying she had a "casting interview" to stir up interest on the ol' YouTubie so people will watch her videos and wonder what she could have possibly been interviewed for. She's full of shit, as usual.
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  19. She'll forget about the casting interview faster than she did that cat.
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  20. Twinkies lump ?-?
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