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[Turd Fergusson]

I don't know any childless people who live in apartments and buy as many seasonal decorations as Amber does. Because, you know, limited storage space. I wonder where she'll put them now that she doesn't have a basement to throw them in after the holiday is over.

Where did she put the Halloween decorations? Most people have a couple of bins of decorations that they may had for years, but hers are all new and I would not be surprised if she would get even more in the next few weeks. It will go from cute to crazy hoarder woman.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Trash can. What do you take her for, a pauper who can't flex and buy new decos (obvies, she shorts decorations, you animal!) each year?

 

[PB4ZZZ]

Please accept my apologies as I am very late but I imagine she would look something like this...
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I imagine her fat would have a dampening affect and I don't think she'd overcome gravity to that degree. More likely she'd suffer massive internal injuries from sheer as the shock ripples through her body.

 

[lostinwoods]

That apartment must smell like stale mayonnaise, rotten ayygs, multiple candle fragrances and a mix of cat and dog piss.
Living that bumfuck Kentucky lifestyle, in the city.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

That apartment must smell like stale mayonnaise, rotten ayygs, multiple candle fragrances and a mix of cat and dog piss.
Living that bumfuck Kentucky lifestyle, in the city.

Ooh that's Becky's favorite candle scent!!! Baaaaaybe! This is shooo cyute.

 

[Snuffed Kin]

I was thinking about this earlier in the thread. Remember the family annihilating shitbag Chris Watts? He has women fawning over him even though he’s in prison. Has whole support groups, his family even thinks he’s innocent after all the evidence. There are YouTube channels dedicated to trying to prove that his wife deserves to be murdered...

... and yet 99.9% of Amber’s audience fucking HATES her and she’s never done anything even CLOSE to being so horrific. It’s an example of exactly how fucked in the head people are, really.

So what you’re saying is, Amber needs to kill somebody in order for people to fawn over her.

Get on it, lard ass! Your yewtoob bux are slipping from your sausage mitts as we speak!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I wonder if prison would be like a fat spa for her. Or if she'd trade or manipulate other cons out of their commissary food.

 

[some cunt]

It's quite funny imagining her inside a prison. I recall that the only time she lost significant weight was during the Krystal era and that was because the mother locked the cupboards so she had no access to extra food beyond what she was given. I'd imagine that she'd lose serious weight in the slammer, it's not like she can do much to physically intimidate other inmates (beyond sitting on them, I guess?) but manipulation is a possibility? Narcs be like that but I don't think Hammy could keep the mask on long enough to dupe others as the restricted access to food would freak her the fuck out. The instances of food aggression in the past is a testament to that.

 

[Pippeyy]

Literal pig squealing.

This isn’t the first time she’s vlogged this “joke” either.

 

[Billie Ross]

Hambo showing the haydurs that she is a very productive 600lbs 5 year old.
Well done Hambo.

 

[Soda Sink]

Hambo showing the haydurs that she is a very productive 600lbs 5 year old.
Well done Hambo.
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It took her over a week to build a lego set?

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

It took her over a week to build a lego set?

I'm just surprised she didn't eat the blocks before managing to finish it. She is an overgrown toddler after all.

 

[Fupacabra]

It took her over a week to build a lego set?

To be fair, it's not that simple to hold those small pieces with her massive beetus paws. Try it yourself: glue 5 big hotdog sausages to your fingers and pick up a Lego piece with them. See?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It's quite funny imagining her inside a prison. I recall that the only time she lost significant weight was during the Krystal era and that was because the mother locked the cupboards so she had no access to extra food beyond what she was given. I'd imagine that she'd lose serious weight in the slammer, it's not like she can do much to physically intimidate other inmates (beyond sitting on them, I guess?) but manipulation is a possibility? Narcs be like that but I don't think Hammy could keep the mask on long enough to dupe others as the restricted access to food would freak her the fuck out. The instances of food aggression in the past is a testament to that.

She'd blast through her commissary haul in one go, I'd bet. She'd probably try to get a job in the kitchen - doing what, no freaking idea, since she's too fat to do anything. But that would get her access to food over a longer timespan than any other job on a daily or almost daily basis.

It took her over a week to build a lego set?

My question, too. Goddamn.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It took her over a week to build a lego set?

She bought the

LEGO Friends Heartlake City Amusement Pier 41375 Toy Building Kit​

It is quite expensive. Who buys that if you do not have children?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

LEGO Friends Heartlake City Amusement Pier 41375 Toy Building Kit

A hundred and thirty-five fucking dollars? JFC.

 

[ADHD]

She bought the

LEGO Friends Heartlake City Amusement Pier 41375 Toy Building Kit​

It is quite expensive. Who buys that if you do not have children?

Someone going through a midlife crisis? There's no way she's going to live long enough to see 60.

A hundred and thirty-five fucking dollars? JFC.

That's $135 that can't be spent on food, now.

 

[Biggimus Bettimus]

Hambo showing the haydurs that she is a very productive 600lbs 5 year old.
Well done Hambo.
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Doing connect-the-dots was therapeutic a while ago... Now, playing with toddler's toys is therapeutic... Mental regression, anyone?

 

[GrouchiCorn]

I wouldn't have such an issue with her stupid legos if she 1: didn't take a WEEK to do it 2: didn't already have an apt full of crap and 3: It wasn't 135 fucking dollars

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I wonder how long it would take her to finish her own Lego set: