Fuck your feelings, nancypants
Note to Big Al: extreme closeups of your face are not flattering. Nor is teetering on the edge of the couch.
Imagine not being able to rest your hands in your lap. Or hold your arms at a normal level because your fat has expanded so far from your core. Or not needing a cushion at a ball game because you brought your own and it's your ass.
JFC, she's horrifying in every single way.