Kiwi Farms

OP edit 28MAR19:

This is not a speculation thread. Use the speculation thread(s) for your theories. This is not a keto thread. Shut the fuck up about the keto diet. It's not the end-all-be-all of dieting and Amber would never be able to give up carbs regardless. Seriously, just post screenshots of AL's social media and discuss them here. That's all.

MOD EDIT 9/3/18:

Anything from the rest of the hillbilly horde will go in the Supporting Cast thread.
AL's social media.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/mustbepearls
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/raritycat/
https://www.instagram.com/pineappleepinup/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/amberlynn.reid
Ask.fm: https://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee

Amber likes to post a lot of dumb shit on Snapchat to the point where I think a thread is warranted

I'll start with today's: