Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[666EVE666]

@Can I get an Amen? had this lovely idea last week and it seems like some other Kiwis shared similar sentiments.

We should be starting an Amberism dictionary. It seems like every video adds about 5 new words

Some classic Amberisms:

Amberism of the day (Slaton edition!): "I'm the most nicest friendliest person."

"I have a small hole"
"Why tear people down when we should be tearing them up"
"I speak fluent in sarcasm"

Some more recent Amberisms:

I'm interested in like, going to mooseums.

This might be my favorite new Amberism. I wish we could rename this board the Mooseum of Amberlynn Reid.

Amberism of the day: "I'm just getting ready for bed since it's why I look like I do".

Bonus Amberism of the day: "when will you be un-vealing your girlfriend?"

last night (which was almost a week ago in real life) Amber had anxiety. She knows it because "my insides shake and I just like (Amberism of the day) trumble".

New Amberism: "I'm damping it"

Eric pressures her to explain why she thinks she's going to hate the movie and we get the Amberism of the day: "I don't like movies like this. Like actioning".

Amberism of the day: "I have it standed on a cake platter..."

Amberism of the day: "the deeper out it goes the more high the snow goes". Make of it what you wish.

Bonus Amberism of the day: "luckfully"

Amberism of the day: "sometimes when you gain a bunch of weight your clothes grow with you".

Amberism of the day; "We haven't yet ate yet."

ETA an Amberism from today:

TIL her cats love sitting on the "window seals".

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Or the gem from today's video: window seals.

 

[Bitchinista]

From a Snap she just posted: Net New-tree-ality is preventing her from talking about Instagram on Snapchat

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Darktime = Night

 

[C3PBRO]

Fuck yes. Awesome idea @Can I get an Amen? and thanks @666EVE666 for getting the ball rolling.

From "100 FACTS ABOUT ME!!!!"

02:43: "When writing I have about ten different handwritings that I can do and succeed in ... Because I practiced a lot of different type of handwritings."
04:57: "I have try-pop-phobia really bad. It's almost to the point where it ruins me from doing certain things."
09:49: "I wish this world was a more better and peaceful place."
10:58: "I have no fascination whatsoever with visiting another country."

"I have never broke a furniture," is in this shitpile somewhere too, but fucked if I can find it.

Not actually an Amberism, but hilariously stupid nonetheless:
04:03: "I use proper grammar no matter what I'm doing, whether I'm writing a note to somebody, or whether I'm just texting or tweeting, no matter what it is, I just like, have a really big like, OCD with it, like, it's kinda like perfectionist problem."

 

[PiggyPie]

" A penny of a freckle"

 

[Wilford Brimley]

How could we forget..."bolth"?

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Thank you @666EVE666, for the mention. You’re a real class act!
This thread is already fun! I’m laughing out loud at each post!

 

[Brod Panis]

How could we forget the classic "monster truck in the nightlife"

 

[oasys]

How could we forget the classic "monster truck in the nightlife"

On the poetry note...

"Thoughts slip through my mind like maggots on a train."

"Creamy cheeses is a shimmer to an outlet."

 

[Papaya23]

On the poetry note...

"Thoughts slip through my mind like maggots on a train."

"Creamy cheeses is a shimmer to an outlet."

I'm sorry what? Are the full poems somewhere? I am dying to know what the context is.

 

[bolthmeandbecky]

English is not my native language and I make some mistakes, but:

''It's different type of talking.'' Communication, Amber.
''I kinda like it like this, slow and steady type deal.'' Why does she use 'type deal' any chance she gets?
''He is the most funnest...'' I'm done.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

From her infamous Fan fiction....

"That was semi a lie"
"Puzzled together in a airplane bathroom"

 

[SpokesBottom]

I understand that the more you use specific words the harder it is to unlearn that as a routine but my god I hate her shorthand words like obvi and goals. That’s middle school shit


“Rain and petales eavesdrop” is another classic. It was so dumb and outif place that it took me a week to realize she was spelling out rape like it’s a damn acrostic poem

 

[666EVE666]

I'm sorry what? Are the full poems somewhere? I am dying to know what the context is.

https://www.wattpad.com/user/helloodaarling

"Naked" is the poetry collection

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

https://www.wattpad.com/user/helloodaarling

"Naked" is the poetry collection

Bwahahaha...."HellooDarling" is chock full of Hamberlynn gems!

"A total blond bombshell walking 5'11 on petite feet".....WTF?

 

[liliput]

Not an Amberism but holy shit this is bad

 

[Wilford Brimley]

From tonight's YN: she's "insalted".

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

From tonight's YN: she's "insalted".

Low sodium insalted?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I understand that the more you use specific words the harder it is to unlearn that as a routine but my god I hate her shorthand words like obvi and goals. That’s middle school shit


“Rain and petales eavesdrop” is another classic. It was so dumb and outif place that it took me a week to realize she was spelling out rape like it’s a damn acrostic poem

Ratchet Amberlynn's Pungent Effluvium. I used the right words.