Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 57 9.1%
  • Fat

    Votes: 522 83.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 29 4.6%
  • Has potential

    Votes: 18 2.9%

  • Total voters
    626

DarkSydePundit

Women Are Not Funny
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This has been quoted before but it deserves the spotlight again.

This paragraph of staggeringly incoherent, inchoate, maundering word jamble is somehow both a perfect distillation of Amber's mental maladroitness and yet also a breathtakingly beautiful utterance. Frustrated writers: imagine coming up with that paragraph for your mentally deluded fat lesbian character.
Using fancy words doesn’t make you a good writer.

You actively exclude people who want to read it, but most people don’t understand it.

A good writer knows how to describe stuff.
Easily. Understandable. Words.

But one DOES sound like a pretentious prick, that’s for sure!
 

CreedenceLeonoreGielgud

Queen of Nilbog
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Using fancy words doesn’t make you a good writer.

You actively exclude people who want to read it, but most people don’t understand it.

A good writer knows how to describe stuff.
Easily. Understandable. Words.

But one DOES sound like a pretentious prick, that’s for sure!
Using fancy words doesn't make somebody a good writer. I didn't say that and I don't believe it.

But one definite barrier to good writing is not being able to keep track of your own thoughts and making claims that contradict an earlier part of your sentence. I find that a barrier to comprehension.

I've always found the Britishism of using 'one' instead of 'you' makes one sound like a pretentious prick, but I usually don't tell people off when they do it.
 

Turd Blossom

Like thunder & lightning, goddamn it's so exciting
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From today's "Dominos Mukbang":

Apparently Canadians have superpowers, because they can drive in "50 feet's of snow" y'all!
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And an honorable mention goes to Dominos, who came "in tack," powering through the snowstorm to deliver salad to the poor unfortunate salad-less souls in Kentucky.
tack y'all!.png

in tack!.png
 

JambledUpWords

Gorl who loves orange chicken
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From “OUR FIRST TIME MEETING & DATE” from Vlogmas 2017

“We made a joke about me making a YouTube video dancing to like salsa music, naked, pouring salsa on my body”

The conversation starter Al used to break the ice at the Mexican restaurant where Becky and Al first saw each other in person.
 
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