Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 66 9.4%
  • Fat

    Votes: 584 83.0%
  • Yes

    Votes: 35 5.0%
  • Has potential

    Votes: 19 2.7%

  • Total voters
    704

Sure Thing Idiot

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Forgive me if this has already been mentioned I just noticed it, just checked out the old girls night out!! bowling video.

"My hair is so crazy. Uh, I've been putting, like, different stuff in my hair, and, it's making it look really greasy. So I'm gonna stop doing that, like... PRONTAY."

At least now you don't need products to do it your hair is greasy au naturel!
 

raritycunt

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I don’t know if anyone else gets bugged by this but the way she ends most of her sentences with a super sassy “so”. For example “I’m going out to eat with Becky later and we’re gonna get pasta SO” or “I have been doing really well with my diet and I feel so much more crisp SO”

It’s almost as bad as her going “ummm” every four seconds.
 

Strine

It had become a glimmering gorl,
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In the video where she has a total psychological breakdown because Becks forgot the tube turkey and had to go back in the store, she says "I cry at the drop of a pen". Not only does she get the meaning of "you could hear a pin drop" wrong, she can't even retain that it's a pin - she thinks it's pen - and is wrong a third time because the phrase is "at the drop of a hat". No writer could ever be so creative if they were writing a dumb-as-dogshit fat trainwreck character. This for me is right up there in the incoherent Amber quotes hall of fame with her saying "Hillary is for 9 month abortions, it could be a rumour but I physically saw her say it"
 

SweetTransvestite

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In the video where she has a total psychological breakdown because Becks forgot the tube turkey and had to go back in the store, she says "I cry at the drop of a pen". Not only does she get the meaning of "you could hear a pin drop" wrong, she can't even retain that it's a pin - she thinks it's pen - and is wrong a third time because the phrase is "at the drop of a hat". No writer could ever be so creative if they were writing a dumb-as-dogshit fat trainwreck character. This for me is right up there in the incoherent Amber quotes hall of fame with her saying "Hillary is for 9 month abortions, it could be a rumour but I physically saw her say it"
Do you think she meant to say "at the drop of a hat"? Cause thats a saying I have heard, and it sounds like the kind of thing she might fuckup.
 

Whatthefuck

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Do you think she meant to say "at the drop of a hat"? Cause thats a saying I have heard, and it sounds like the kind of thing she might fuckup.
She definitely meant to say "at the drop of a hat", but our gorl, being the literary genius that she is likes to "improve" on common phrases and idioms. I say "improve" because they make me laugh, not because there's any real improvement.
 

Who Now

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Her recent, favorite word to use is "assumptions". Of course she doesn't use the word in the correct way. Rumors, speculation, lies, gossip, etc. are not assumptions in the way she is using it
 
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