Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 93 10.4%
  • Fat

    Votes: 732 81.6%
  • Yes

    Votes: 44 4.9%
  • Has potential

    Votes: 28 3.1%

  • Total voters

Birthday Dickpunch

hugs pls \(ouo)/
True & Honest Fan
I dropped my €250 customised fountain pen and cried like a baby because one of the tines is now irrepairable. Perhaps our gorl is a fountain pen afficionado? When you have that many journals to fill certainly one would do it in style.
Hey there's a thought. Maybe that's why her journals are all blank. She just hasn't replaced her poor broken pen yet.


Y’all are attracted to me, lez be real here
True & Honest Fan
"I have a sweet tooth, I have a salt tooth" was also incredible.
I like how she says it like it’s some big surprise as well. Absolutely nobody is surprised that a 600 elbee lardball has a sweet tooth, a salt tooth or a savory tooth. What surprises me is that she’s managed to get fat from such unappetizing food.