Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 66 9.4%
  • Fat

    Votes: 584 83.0%
  • Yes

    Votes: 35 5.0%
  • Has potential

    Votes: 19 2.7%

  • Total voters


Queen of Nilbog
Cross-posted from getting help at 560 pounds

Looks as if Eric's economy of language is influencing our gorl:

"... and people just don't understand where I'm coming from, and I feel like I'm very misunderstood [grabs temples dramatically] I hate that word ... but I really feel I am misunderstood ... in a sense ... and that's mainly because people don't understand what I'm going through".

Amber's clarifying here that she is misunderstood in the 'people don't understand me' sense.

She needs to clarify that because people are constantly misunderstanding her.

Birthday Dickpunch

hugs pls \(ouo)/
True & Honest Fan
I dropped my €250 customised fountain pen and cried like a baby because one of the tines is now irrepairable. Perhaps our gorl is a fountain pen afficionado? When you have that many journals to fill certainly one would do it in style.
Hey there's a thought. Maybe that's why her journals are all blank. She just hasn't replaced her poor broken pen yet.


Gorl who loves orange chicken
True & Honest Fan
"I have a sweet tooth, I have a salt tooth" was also incredible.
I like how she says it like it’s some big surprise as well. Absolutely nobody is surprised that a 600 elbee lardball has a sweet tooth, a salt tooth or a savory tooth. What surprises me is that she’s managed to get fat from such unappetizing food.

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