Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 72 9.3%
  • Fat

    Votes: 636 82.5%
  • Yes

    Votes: 39 5.1%
  • Has potential

    Votes: 24 3.1%

  • Total voters
    771

hamburgerlardraid

if the jaw is a poppin', don't come a knockin'
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From her livestream today "not doing good", she claims that her eating large quantities of vegetables and fruits on camera is somehow counteractive to her weight loss. This may not be as iconic as "window seals" or "at the drop of a pen" but it definitely illustrates Albert's firm grasp on reality.
 

ShtrugglesBeeenMe

We're in for a loud and angry evening.
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Have been lurking for ages. First post.
Hello.

I'm pretty sure I've not seen this mentioned in this thread yet, but I want to shtrangle her for the "h" she puts after the "s" in "s-t-r" words.
Some examples:
"shtroke"
"shtrong"
"shtruggles"


Even some other "s-t" words.
"Shtoopid jokes"

ug.
 

Strine

It had become a glimmering gorl,
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Have been lurking for ages. First post.
Hello.

I'm pretty sure I've not seen this mentioned in this thread yet, but I want to shtrangle her for the "h" she puts after the "s" in "s-t-r" words.
Some examples:
"shtroke"
"shtrong"
"shtruggles"


Even some other "s-t" words.
"Shtoopid jokes"

ug.
One day I'm going to take opiates and try to catalogue every impediment of her speech, nearly all of which are affected because she thinks it looks cyuuute. T-glottalisation, velar nasal as "EEEEEEN", and the sibilant problem you mentioned are just a handful. Some of it must be from her giant cheesewheel face crushing her oral cavity inwards. She has always been incoherent and inarticulate, but even back in the Dusty era she mostly pronounced words correctly - even when the words made no sense.
 

literally low-key

kiwifarms.net
Have been lurking for ages. First post.
Hello.

I'm pretty sure I've not seen this mentioned in this thread yet, but I want to shtrangle her for the "h" she puts after the "s" in "s-t-r" words.
Some examples:
"shtroke"
"shtrong"
"shtruggles"


Even some other "s-t" words.
"Shtoopid jokes"

ug.
Becky does this too. I wonder if Amber picked it up from her. Another stolen quirk?
 

Whatthefuck

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One day I'm going to take opiates and try to catalogue every impediment of her speech, nearly all of which are affected because she thinks it looks cyuuute. T-glottalisation, velar nasal as "EEEEEEN", and the sibilant problem you mentioned are just a handful. Some of it must be from her giant cheesewheel face crushing her oral cavity inwards. She has always been incoherent and inarticulate, but even back in the Dusty era she mostly pronounced words correctly - even when the words made no sense.
It always does my heart good to see someone else who experiences physical pain when it comes to her phonetic slaughter of the English language. I think you're right, though, she's only gotten worse. She's always taken on the speech patterns of those around her, but her pronunciation defies any logic except brain damage. Sometimes, if I didn't know better I'd say she'd had a stroke at some point.

I think you're right that it comes back to her face just becoming so large that it garbles her speech. That and her teeth that were totally fixed when she was 18 so back off haydurrsss.
 

Whatthefuck

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That one's actually pretty common, but I've only heard it in the Deep South. Which Kentucky ain't. But I guess Florida is? I dunno, man.
Florida is one of those weirdo state where there's a hodge podge of people, but they all act similarly re.tarded. I think it's the heat. Interestingly, or not interesting what soever, Florida isn't considered southern really. Not by other southerners anyway. Too many yankees retire there. It may be below the Mason-Dixon, but that doesn't really count for much. Just look at Maryland. No one really considers that southern.
 
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