Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 66 9.3%
  • Fat

    Votes: 590 83.1%
  • Yes

    Votes: 35 4.9%
  • Has potential

    Votes: 19 2.7%

  • Total voters
    710

Spl00gies

~doot gang~
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From the riveting 'Opening a 90's Time Capsule' nostalgia vid;

*NSYNC
noun

/Enn-Sink/
  1. 1.
    an innate, typically fixed pattern of behaviour in hambeasts in response to certain stimuli. (Read: Orange Chicken)
    "the homing *NSYNC"
*NSYNCD
adjective
FORMAL

/Enn-Sinked/
  1. 1.
    imbued or filled with (a quality, especially a desirable one).
    "those rape apology poems by ALR *NSYNCD with passion"



Never discredit your gut *NSYNC, gorls.
 
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GargoyleGorl

Token SJW
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As ever, I'm honestly torn over how much of this is ignorance and how much she just thinks sounds cute or quirky. These are errors a four year old would make (and which parents/teachers/peers would readily correct). So she must know at least some of the things she says are wrong, but says them anyway because she thinks she's charming (or the first time someone corrected her, she went into a narc-snit and decided to say it incorrectly forevermore just to show 'em). The acorn/pinecone thing really drove this home for me, since I hear little kids screw that up all the time, be corrected, and then stop fucking it up.

I mean, there's no excuse either way, but I'm curious as to the proportions here -- how much she thinks she's right, knows she's wrong, or just doesn't care at all.
 

FitBitch

EAT A PIECE OF FRUIT YOU FAT FUCK!
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As ever, I'm honestly torn over how much of this is ignorance and how much she just thinks sounds cute or quirky. These are errors a four year old would make (and which parents/teachers/peers would readily correct). So she must know at least some of the things she says are wrong, but says them anyway because she thinks she's charming (or the first time someone corrected her, she went into a narc-snit and decided to say it incorrectly forevermore just to show 'em). The acorn/pinecone thing really drove this home for me, since I hear little kids screw that up all the time, be corrected, and then stop fucking it up.

I mean, there's no excuse either way, but I'm curious as to the proportions here -- how much she thinks she's right, knows she's wrong, or just doesn't care at all.
Until I see evidence to the contrary, I'm going to believe she's just that stupid.
 

SomeKindaRobot

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As ever, I'm honestly torn over how much of this is ignorance and how much she just thinks sounds cute or quirky. These are errors a four year old would make (and which parents/teachers/peers would readily correct). So she must know at least some of the things she says are wrong, but says them anyway because she thinks she's charming (or the first time someone corrected her, she went into a narc-snit and decided to say it incorrectly forevermore just to show 'em). The acorn/pinecone thing really drove this home for me, since I hear little kids screw that up all the time, be corrected, and then stop fucking it up.

I mean, there's no excuse either way, but I'm curious as to the proportions here -- how much she thinks she's right, knows she's wrong, or just doesn't care at all.
I think it's a little from column A and a little from column B. I think she's trying to be quirky but she's too dumb to realize how dumb she sounds.
 
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