Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 66 9.2%
  • Fat

    Votes: 598 83.3%
  • Yes

    Votes: 35 4.9%
  • Has potential

    Votes: 19 2.6%

  • Total voters


It had become a glimmering gorl,
Underrated Amberism: the fact that she frequently claims to watch Drag Race, the most anodyne and mainstream "gay" entertainment that there is, but her references to it are always extremely vague, like "I love the queens this season" suggesting she either pretends to watch it to gain credibility (with nobody) or she's just too shitbrained to remember anything about it. I can't decide which would be funnier.


Aug. 16, 2019
Eat with Me | Can't Satisfy Everyone

“I think my mouth....just is very relieved and grateful that it no longer has this thing in its mouth...”

Her mouth has a mouth because she is just the human suit that's disguising an ancient Eldritch horror know most commonly as "The Binge Monster". Beneath the rotten fleshbag costume is a myriad of mouths inside mouths positioned haphazardly over a blob of fat.

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