Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[beanbag in a hurry]

"It's like I'm able to umm... go in peoples shoes and like understand them."

 

[goodgrief]

"I have drinken Dasani water pretty much, out of... as my last result."

 

[Moonpie]

When she says I'm scared...are you scared when she's trying a new food.
Never in my life heard something as damn dumb as what pops out of her gaping mouth.

 

[Rust Lung]

"I really need the UV rays from the sun..."

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

"I don't like having a favourite colour because I feel bad for the other colours"
ETA: "You can't learn something that was never taught to you"

 

[DefCon Dumb]

That poor soul! How can we continue to laugh at her when she's selflessly willing to take on so many of the world's burdens? She'd gladly take everybody's sorrows over CoVD away, her heart breaks at least 10 times daily over many things but her big heart still has room to feel bad for non-favorite colours.

I'm moved, I tell yas, MOVED!

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Here we go.
Part 1:
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at 1:03 it sounds like she's saying "fiascol" instead of fiasco

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I got it, but unfortunately, it's fucked up like the one from yesterday. So far it seems like it's the video that gets stuck, I haven't listened all of it yet to know if all the audio is there, but hopefully it is. It's up on Mega.

"I'm the least greediest person I know"

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"Just a tiny little blimp in the road."

 

[Pippeyy]

“I never over eat-ted”
May 8, live

 

[Quirky Calories]

mental thingies.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

 

[Fascist Ferret]

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I love how she stutters/paused as the word comes out, she has a look on her face while second guessing her vocabulary, but she just goes with it anyway

Was she caught between disgusting and disrespectful? Maybe that's giving her too much credit tho.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She also could have been trying to say 'dispicable'.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"The split of a second" - when describing how she can roll over now, like an elephant seal.

 

[Thumbsballs]

Lookin' like Mama Grape, and sounding like Arnie.

Destiny and amber

 

[Thumbsballs]

at 1:03 it sounds like she's saying "fiascol" instead of fiasco

Bolth

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Destiny and amber

"Amber's dead! Amber's dead!"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP! Where will we get our free shit from now?!"

 

[GuatamaBay]

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Was that an Amberism or an aneurysm?

 

[dingobaby]

"I need to get some food on my stomach" (last night was intense)