Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[cupidcore]

whenever AL refers to herself as Twinkie’s “mama” i can’t help but think of the mom from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. they are eerily similar.

 

[Bookish]

I'll take my lates, but is 'scrumption down' a mix of 'chow down' and 'scrumptious'?

 

[Dragon Lady]

whenever AL refers to herself as Twinkie’s “mama” i can’t help but think of the mom from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. they are eerily similar.

Speaking of twinkie, 'fur babies' makes my skin crawl every time

 

[Clown Baby]

The new rangoon mookbong made me realize that I miss when Amber used to say "I haven't eee-uhn yet today" instead of "I haven't ate yet today." I still don't understand how someone who pronounces kitten "kitt-tin"and buffet "buffette" pronounces eaten like "eee-uhn," but it was great. She sounded like a caveman hillbilly.

 

[cupidcore]

was at the doctor’s the other day and this reminded me of our gorl

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"The circumference of our house." So Sad, 7/4/2020

 

[Fascist Ferret]

25:30-

"Period Hole"

Amber Livestream 06 07 2020

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[Pippeyy]

25:30-

"Period Hole"

This will forever be my favorite Amberism. It overtook “I was lucky enough to be diagnosed with ASMR”.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

EXAGGERATORY

7/23/2020
"That's a little exaggeratory" - Linguistlynn

 

[whatwouldsatando]

25:30-

"Period Hole"

Maybe she’s trying to be trans inclusive

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

"People always downgrade the things that I chose to do"

 

[Thumbsballs]

Cholulu sauce on 8/11 instead of cholula. I don’t even use the sauce and I know! And she’s from Ca where it’s ubiquitous. I can’t even, cholulu!

 

[naught]

"Dainty gorl haydurs" cause it's classic
Also
Art Thumb.
I'd be more impressed with her doing a hand-turkey with one of Amber's fat paws.

 

[Xenomorph]

I am shocked nobody brings this up and her basically showing us exactly who she is.

meanwhile Samantha is the mc's 14 year old sister. Not to mention she thinks the lil sis is fucking her boyfriend who is 18 and the parents of the mc met when the father was 15 and the mother was 18

 

[Squid Bitch]

"overly annoying high pitch laugh, constant giggles, and her few pig snorts which she thinks is adorable."

That literally describes 99% of Amber's general behavior to a T.

 

[Xenomorph]

lmao the whole story she refers to a 14 yo girl as a slut keeps romanticizing statutory rape relationships and says what you wear is directly responsible for getting raped and getting AIDS as an extra!

And AL self inserted herself as a beautiul fat gorl wif green eyes and long hair UwU

 

[Quirky Calories]

I am shocked nobody brings this up and her basically showing us exactly who she is.

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meanwhile Samantha is the mc's 14 year old sister. Not to mention she thinks the lil sis is fucking her boyfriend who is 18 and the parents of the mc met when the father was 15 and the mother was 18

lmao the whole story she refers to a 14 yo girl as a slut keeps romanticizing statutory rape relationships and says what you wear is directly responsible for getting raped and getting AIDS as an extra!

And AL self inserted herself as a beautiul fat gorl wif green eyes and long hair UwU

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Amber wrote that? The grammar and punctuation is atrocious

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber wrote that? The grammar and punctuation is atrocious

https://www.wattpad.com/412905048-scottie-one

Enjoy

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Mandaark]

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Dusty inspired some HAWT WURDS