Amberlynn 2019 predictions -

Which will have a catastrophic collapse first in the upcoming year


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mekalekahi

gunna go home,take a lexapro and start the chili
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Instead she increased by 1000 calories a day and gained that 50-60 lbs she would have lost.
I think her age is what took her out this year. Lets say she did maintain 570 or whatever she didnt LOSE any of it and shes almost 30 which is still young but not a spring Chicken either. Plus she refuses to fucking move as well 😓
 

Moonpie

Ride The Lightening. Fade To Black.
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I predict the same shit show except worse.
I believe she'll balloon up to 700. I think some way or another she and Beggy will be finished. Probably by big Al catfishing her way into another caretakers life. And itll be one out of state because she hates Kentucky.
 

Chihiro

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I predict the same shit show except worse.
I believe she'll balloon up to 700. I think some way or another she and Beggy will be finished. Probably by big Al catfishing her way into another caretakers life. And itll be one out of state because she hates Kentucky.
Beggy may not check out quite yet. Amber is her Cash cow. She doesn't want to have to work. I think Beggy DOES, however, regret getting involved with the beast to begin with, but whatever, she dug her grave.

Amber though, there is no way she leaves Kentucky with Dusty having moved back. She loves Dusty more than she hates Kentucky.

I am keeping my fingers crossed for her to admit to being over 600 lbs by the end of the year, but won't hold my breath.
 

Mad Asshatter

My other name was Maggot
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In 2020, she'll gain some more. That's the main constant.

More emergency room visits, the medical bills finally catching up to her, and a new major health complication (Da Beetus, or laaayg infection leading into further immobility.)
 
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