Amberlynn and Friends500lb Vlogger , Liar ,Leech. Mooch, Drama Queen

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Who weighs more: Amberlynn or Amy Slaton?

  1. Amberlynn

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    31.2%
  2. Amy Slaton

    206 vote(s)
    54.1%
  3. A Clydesdale Horse

    98 vote(s)
    25.7%
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  1. Hence the dozens of dollar store perfumes. I cant imagine a 4yr old bra, 1 pair of pants, on the rag, not showering for weeks and pouring on perfume.

    This cant be real.
     
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  2. Has she ever sought help for her eating and weight problems? Besides the usual trauma-related therapy?
     
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  3. She "claims" she saw a nutritionist way back when, I smell bullshit. She also says she was in therapy for BED as a kid. Neither of which worked because AL doesnt want to be better, if she got thin she would lose that fat crutch shes got.
     
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  4. At her size she probably doesn't have that anymore. Not that it makes the idea of her stank any less terrible.
     
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  5. EDIT: My dumb ass decided to not pick up "BED" as "binge-eating disorder." Jeesh, if that didn't work, then she's pretty much helpless at this point, isn't she?
     
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  6. She probably doesn't ovulate, but she probably still has the blood flow. :horrifying:
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  7. I'm honestly surprised she's not at the mumu stage of weight gain yet. She's going to become immobile soon. She brags about losing 86 pounds ~that one time~. Then do it again, bitch. wtf. What are you waiting for?

    Is it true that her weight gain is part of the reason why Dustin dumped her?
     
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  8. Dustin seems to like fatties. Maybe she got too fat, but I think the bigger problem was she got sick of being responsible for a 500 pound baby who didn't want to work and treated her like shit.
     
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  9. She should just start wearing a muumuu.

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  10. Since AL doesn't have that much time left anyway she should just consider doing porn for fat fetishists. Quick money and she would quickly find the next person she could leech off.
     
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  11. the plot fattens...

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    From Dana's IG.

    Remember this, from AL's January 8th vlog?

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    A farmer caught this! Destiny's savage AF LMAO.
     
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  13. The last thing she needs is to be spoiled. I would say she's spoiled rotten, but that would imply there was anything sweet about her.
     
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  14. The Return of the Dusty Ass Eyebrows. :heart-empty:
     
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    liliput

    liliput Spelled my goddamn username wrong.

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  15. I remember Big Al saying that Dustin bought Dana the thing she wanted, although she claims Dustin didn't know she wanted it. Yeah, I'm sure. LOL
     
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  16. She's getting mascara on her cheeks because they're so fucking fat they push up near her lower lash line.

    OPI matte top coat chips so fast. T he nail job is going to be done for in a few days.
     
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    #1256 Rabbit Bones, Feb 16, 2017
    Last edited: Feb 16, 2017
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  17. more like crisco gone rancid
     
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  18. I find it funny that she's so concerned about people seeing her cold sore. No one is paying attention to your face when your body is 500 pounds! LOL

    Also, "Yesterday was a chill day. Today will probably be chill, too." Maybe that's because you don't work. Every day is an easy, lazy one.
     
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  19. Omg, I saw a comment that said the Asian ladies doing her nails must've been gossiping about her during and after the session.

    I wonder how people really react when they see her in the wild like this. She says she never gets negative attention but I'm not so sure about that.
     
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  20. The 4 yo probably now 5yo bra made cameos. Did you see the size difference bewteen Al and the worker?

    Omfg she probably worried about the chair breaking. She also chose black to match the constant dirt in her paws.
     
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