Amberlynn Engagagement and Wedding Planning Megathread 1/14/2021 - For all pre-wedding wedding talk

Snufkin the Snuf

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I'm holding out for Amber to take Becky's last name. I just want to hear Josh sigh in minor aggravation as he changes the forum name.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she declares they’re both keeping their last names because muh feminism and not at all because she is sickened by the thumb she is marrying
 

TomatilloSalsa

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This is just pointless busy work for both of them.

Lots of PLANNEENG, maybe buying some more planners and journals to keep all their wedding stuff organized.

Ordering tent-sized white dresses for "try-ons" and then just throwing them onto the pile in the bedroom.

Maybe doing "taste tests" of cake and dessert samples.

AL thinks she can milk this for views and string people along with a "will they or won't they" never-ending engagement as if they're a 2000s tabloid celebrity couple.
 

Daisy

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Have we ever seen Becky dress up for anything? I can't imagine her stuffing herself into a dress or a suit in her current form.
She's the one person I can think of that would actually look less horrific in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a snapback at their own wedding.

I'd look forward to their wedding but I expect a rather long engagement period. Amber probably just needs more content ideas and she'd be able to squeeze out a good amount of "wedding planning" videos.
And assuming they do go through with the marriage, she'll move on to "honeymoon" videos where they visit beautiful scenic Tennessee (or the other side of Kentucky) and dine at their finest Cheesecake Factories while shopping at Walmart. Then after that she'll probably go back to that "I wanna adopt a kid" horror show she threatened sometime in mid-2020. (I think. It's been a while but I definitely remember that being discussed here and people's horrified reactions.)
 

mr.moon1488

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What in the gay hell... why is Amber kneeling on the floor??

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>That finger skin
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Squid Bitch

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Now, if she was smart, she'd have the wedding of a lifetime and invite all her lowlife reactor-haydurs/clingers like the fat Avocado guy.
Would absolutely never happen. Virtually all of Haydur nation, including her reactors, are fat as fuck. We all know the only reason Amber wants a wedding is for the catering, so that she can justify ordering an absolute fuck ton of food. Given her proven food aggression, there's no way is she risking her post-wedding, Staycation Honeymoon leftover binge hoard by inviting people who eat just as much as she does.
 

Lucille's Brands

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Wonder would Amber incorporate a classic in her vows?
'Rain and petals eavesdrop
I married the wrong gorl..'


No upload in five days. She could be rage binging, but I'm inclined to think she instructed Necky to leave the post up for some time. These 'leaks' are occurring with alarming regularity. Surely Necky would have removed problematic 'friends' to prevent leaks?
We all know there's nothing Amber likes more than everyone talking about her, with as little effort as possible from her. She's probably got 15 tabs open on the laptop, everywhere she's being talked about, and she's taking it all in. Fucking narc..
ETA still laughing at 'Amy Ramadanadingdong'. @marjoram absolute genius.
 
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And assuming they do go through with the marriage, she'll move on to "honeymoon" videos where they visit beautiful scenic Tennessee (or the other side of Kentucky) and dine at their finest Cheesecake Factories while shopping at Walmart. Then after that she'll probably go back to that "I wanna adopt a kid" horror show she threatened sometime in mid-2020. (I think. It's been a while but I definitely remember that being discussed here and people's horrified reactions.)
Just imagine our gorl and Necky fattening up their newly-adopted little butterball. That kid would wind up bedbound by Kindergarten. 😂
 

Clotso Coof

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It's typical for people who engage a specialist baker to create something special to have a taste test of what the baker has come up with.
Yes, you call and make an appointment with the wedding cake specialist, and discuss cake flavors/fillings. Then you go in and they have several sample cake slices ready for you to taste test.

Can you imagine the look on the baker's face when Hamber and Thumb come waddling in the door for their "samples"? I'd pay to see it. :story: (The baker's face, I mean, not the deathfats eating).

She should consider approaching a network about this. "My 600 Pound Wedding" has a great ring to it.
TLC should get a bunch of deathfat lesbo couples together for a "Very Special Pride Month Triple/Quadruple/etc Wedding". Hamber & Thumb, Density & Fridge, add a few tumblr fatsos.

TLC could make an entire season out of the dress, cake and catering drama alone.
 

Snufkin the Snuf

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Yes, you call and make an appointment with the wedding cake specialist, and discuss cake flavors/fillings. Then you go in and they have several sample cake slices ready for you to taste test.

Can you imagine the look on the baker's face when Hamber and Thumb come waddling in the door for their "samples"? I'd pay to see it. :story: (The baker's face, I mean, not the deathfats eating).


TLC should get a bunch of deathfat lesbo couples together for a "Very Special Pride Month Triple/Quadruple/etc Wedding". Hamber & Thumb, Density & Fridge, add a few tumblr fatsos.

TLC could make an entire season out of the dress, cake and catering drama alone.
It wouldn’t shock me in the slightest if Amber can’t manage to make/keep a single appointment for doctors but she can adhere to a full agenda if it means food
 

Bookish

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KEK, Imagine being a bull dyke who loves to center their whole personality around being a dyke and you live in a state that wont recognize anything about you getting dyke married lol :story: :story: :story:
A lot of the stuff that comes up when you google Kentucky and gay marriage is outdated. Madzie(sp?) was going over this in his live chat, googling it, and erroneously thought she'd have to travel to get married. Marriage is legal for any two non-related adults in every state. People were telling him in chat that Trump overturned it, not understanding the Supreme Court's decision. The subsequent lawsuits failed, because courts won't touch it with the SC already having decided. Their state ban was ruled obsolete.
 
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