I imagined an orange chicken wedding cake and I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that, asshole. LOL
Amberlynn Engagagement and Wedding Planning Megathread 1/14/2021 - For all pre-wedding wedding talk
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I wouldn’t be surprised if she declares they’re both keeping their last names because muh feminism and not at all because she is sickened by the thumb she is marrying
Lots of PLANNEENG, maybe buying some more planners and journals to keep all their wedding stuff organized.
Ordering tent-sized white dresses for "try-ons" and then just throwing them onto the pile in the bedroom.
Maybe doing "taste tests" of cake and dessert samples.
AL thinks she can milk this for views and string people along with a "will they or won't they" never-ending engagement as if they're a 2000s tabloid celebrity couple.
And assuming they do go through with the marriage, she'll move on to "honeymoon" videos where they visit beautiful scenic Tennessee (or the other side of Kentucky) and dine at their finest Cheesecake Factories while shopping at Walmart. Then after that she'll probably go back to that "I wanna adopt a kid" horror show she threatened sometime in mid-2020. (I think. It's been a while but I definitely remember that being discussed here and people's horrified reactions.)
>That finger skin
The marriage is nothing more than another opportunity for the fat white trash to burn money before they die soon from fat, so why not go through with it.
Squid Bitch
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Would absolutely never happen. Virtually all of Haydur nation, including her reactors, are fat as fuck. We all know the only reason Amber wants a wedding is for the catering, so that she can justify ordering an absolute fuck ton of food. Given her proven food aggression, there's no way is she risking her post-wedding, Staycation Honeymoon leftover binge hoard by inviting people who eat just as much as she does.
Lucille's Brands
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Wonder would Amber incorporate a classic in her vows?
'Rain and petals eavesdrop
I married the wrong gorl..'
No upload in five days. She could be rage binging, but I'm inclined to think she instructed Necky to leave the post up for some time. These 'leaks' are occurring with alarming regularity. Surely Necky would have removed problematic 'friends' to prevent leaks?
We all know there's nothing Amber likes more than everyone talking about her, with as little effort as possible from her. She's probably got 15 tabs open on the laptop, everywhere she's being talked about, and she's taking it all in. Fucking narc..
ETA still laughing at 'Amy Ramadanadingdong'. @marjoram absolute genius.
'Rain and petals eavesdrop
I married the wrong gorl..'
No upload in five days. She could be rage binging, but I'm inclined to think she instructed Necky to leave the post up for some time. These 'leaks' are occurring with alarming regularity. Surely Necky would have removed problematic 'friends' to prevent leaks?
We all know there's nothing Amber likes more than everyone talking about her, with as little effort as possible from her. She's probably got 15 tabs open on the laptop, everywhere she's being talked about, and she's taking it all in. Fucking narc..
ETA still laughing at 'Amy Ramadanadingdong'. @marjoram absolute genius.
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The Bean Bag's In A Hurry
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Just imagine our gorl and Necky fattening up their newly-adopted little butterball. That kid would wind up bedbound by Kindergarten.
Maldron the Assassin
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She should consider approaching a network about this. "My 600 Pound Wedding" has a great ring to it.
I wonder if Trisha Paytas getting engaged has anything to do with Amber being engaged at the same time. (for those new to the Amberverse she used to emulate Trisha)
The-Mad-Asshatter
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It would end up like that 600 pound teenaged girl that died of heart failure while surrounded by food wrappers.Just imagine our gorl and Necky fattening up their newly-adopted little butterball. That kid would wind up bedbound by Kindergarten.
Is bigamy legal in Kentucky? Amber is already married to the Binge Monster.
You underestimate the combined strength of the Fridge and Hannah.
Cock wombler
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All your guesses of where the ring is from is far too classy for them. It's obviously from aliexpress or wish. Both of which go up to a size fat.
Clotso Coof
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Yes, you call and make an appointment with the wedding cake specialist, and discuss cake flavors/fillings. Then you go in and they have several sample cake slices ready for you to taste test.
Can you imagine the look on the baker's face when Hamber and Thumb come waddling in the door for their "samples"? I'd pay to see it.
(The baker's face, I mean, not the deathfats eating).TLC should get a bunch of deathfat lesbo couples together for a "Very Special Pride Month Triple/Quadruple/etc Wedding". Hamber & Thumb, Density & Fridge, add a few tumblr fatsos.
TLC could make an entire season out of the dress, cake and catering drama alone.
It wouldn’t shock me in the slightest if Amber can’t manage to make/keep a single appointment for doctors but she can adhere to a full agenda if it means foodYes, you call and make an appointment with the wedding cake specialist, and discuss cake flavors/fillings. Then you go in and they have several sample cake slices ready for you to taste test.
Can you imagine the look on the baker's face when Hamber and Thumb come waddling in the door for their "samples"? I'd pay to see it.
TLC should get a bunch of deathfat lesbo couples together for a "Very Special Pride Month Triple/Quadruple/etc Wedding". Hamber & Thumb, Density & Fridge, add a few tumblr fatsos.
TLC could make an entire season out of the dress, cake and catering drama alone.
Bookish
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A lot of the stuff that comes up when you google Kentucky and gay marriage is outdated. Madzie(sp?) was going over this in his live chat, googling it, and erroneously thought she'd have to travel to get married. Marriage is legal for any two non-related adults in every state. People were telling him in chat that Trump overturned it, not understanding the Supreme Court's decision. The subsequent lawsuits failed, because courts won't touch it with the SC already having decided. Their state ban was ruled obsolete.View attachment 1853845
KEK, Imagine being a bull dyke who loves to center their whole personality around being a dyke and you live in a state that wont recognize anything about you getting dyke married lol