Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

[Ambaby]

SweetDee: "Maybe we should start a thread called "Amberlynn Is Heavier Than:" For starters, Amberlynn is heavier than two baby elephants. Amberlynn is heavier than a grizzly bear.. etc..."


I'll start! Amberlynn is heavier than three baby beluga whales!

 

[Henry Wyatt]

Amberlynn is heavier than @Ambaby

 

[C3PBRO]

Amberlynn is heavier than Fiona the hippo.

 

[AllCISPeople]

Amberlyn is heavier than the salt content in the Dead Sea

 

[Chickenpox]

Amber is heavier than Amy Slaton

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Amberlynn Reid suffers from the worst case of anorexia I've ever seen!

 

[FupaQueen]

Amberlynn is heavier than a female tiger

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Amberlynn is heavier than a 5, 10 ton dog house.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Amber is heavier than a Harley Davidson Sportster.

 

[QB 290]

An indricotherium

 

[Rotogravure]

I was even nice and put her at 489.
So at 489, she is:
Heavier than a panda bear
2 and a half times heavier than a Kangaroo
100 times as heavy as a Chihuahua (poor Twinkie)

But she's only
1/10th the weight of a car... a RHINOCEROS and the tongue of a Blue Whale.

 

[C3PBRO]

Amberlynn weighs more than Harambe.

Amberlynn also weighs more than Cecil the lion.

 

[Ambaby]

 

[Cafe Mocha]

Amberlynn is heavier than she was a year ago.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Amberlynn is heavier than the emotional burden one carries from actually having been raped.

 

[Lunete]

A clydesdale horse.

 

[Xenomorph]

One and a half refrigerators.
60 gallons of water
2 Alligators
2 Crocodiles
1 bear and 1 tiger
500 Guinea pigs
100 Chinchillas
100 cooking pots
2 ovens
1 and 1/4th pianos
3000 pound capacity trash dumpsters
A full drum of oil
2 and 1/2 manhole covers
1 Vending machine
Sports motorcycle

 

[Malibougie]

2,000 sticks of butter

 

[Dendygar]

Amber is heavier than a kilogram of feathers.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Amber is heavier than my balls on your face. Just barely though.