Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

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I know it's double posting, but what the hell. The thread can use some bumping.

May have been at a zoo lately. May have seen some rather large animals. May have had some fun looking shit up. So in the interest of presenting new information, I looked up some critters we've yet to compare her to.

Amber is heavier than:
Giant Panda x2 (220 lbs each)
Bornean Orangutan x2 (these are the larger orangutans, and they also come in at 220 lbs each)
Ostrich x2 (males are 250 lbs each)
And most impressively, she's larger than the Malayan Tapir, which is renown for having massive penises as well as being massive creatures at 550 lbs.
 

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Speculating here.
She would be seriously screwed if she had to have emergency surgery or any type of surgery.
They'd have to move her from one bed onto another in the OR.
How in the hell would they do it?
It would take a bunch of strong people.
 

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Speculating here.
She would be seriously screwed if she had to have emergency surgery or any type of surgery.
They'd have to move her from one bed onto another in the OR.
How in the hell would they do it?
It would take a bunch of strong people.
I doubt very much any surgery would be happening, because the anesthesiologist would refuse to sedate her. People that size often don't wake up.
 

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Bumping for fun.

She weighs more than the EWheels EW-88, which clocks in at a mighty 429lbs.
But that mobility scooter can actually handle her (supposedly... who's to know these days) as it's rated to haul up to 600 lbs of fatass around.
It comes in at the low, low price of $4595.00, with white glove delivery only costing an additional $250.00! What a bargain!

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