Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee
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Amby is heavier than a mid-range Siberian Tiger.
She weighs more than a 2015 Indian Scout. It's wet weight is 558 lbs.
Lookit this beauty. She'd crush the poor thing, as it is only rated to carry 450 lbs of weight.
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I know it's double posting, but what the hell. The thread can use some bumping.
May have been at a zoo lately. May have seen some rather large animals. May have had some fun looking shit up. So in the interest of presenting new information, I looked up some critters we've yet to compare her to.
Amber is heavier than:
Giant Panda x2 (220 lbs each)
Bornean Orangutan x2 (these are the larger orangutans, and they also come in at 220 lbs each)
Ostrich x2 (males are 250 lbs each)
And most impressively, she's larger than the Malayan Tapir, which is renown for having massive penises as well as being massive creatures at 550 lbs.
May have been at a zoo lately. May have seen some rather large animals. May have had some fun looking shit up. So in the interest of presenting new information, I looked up some critters we've yet to compare her to.
Amber is heavier than:
Giant Panda x2 (220 lbs each)
Bornean Orangutan x2 (these are the larger orangutans, and they also come in at 220 lbs each)
Ostrich x2 (males are 250 lbs each)
And most impressively, she's larger than the Malayan Tapir, which is renown for having massive penises as well as being massive creatures at 550 lbs.
According to TLC, ALR is heavier than Amy Slaton, and almost as heavy as Tammy. I suspect she'll eclipse her soon enough.
Speculating here.
She would be seriously screwed if she had to have emergency surgery or any type of surgery.
They'd have to move her from one bed onto another in the OR.
How in the hell would they do it?
It would take a bunch of strong people.
She would be seriously screwed if she had to have emergency surgery or any type of surgery.
They'd have to move her from one bed onto another in the OR.
How in the hell would they do it?
It would take a bunch of strong people.
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I doubt very much any surgery would be happening, because the anesthesiologist would refuse to sedate her. People that size often don't wake up.
Assuming a nice round number for her weight... if she's around 570 lbs, she weighs as much as 2,850 boxes of 100 #10 surgical scalpel blades.
Bumping for fun.
She weighs more than the EWheels EW-88, which clocks in at a mighty 429lbs.
But that mobility scooter can actually handle her (supposedly... who's to know these days) as it's rated to haul up to 600 lbs of fatass around.
It comes in at the low, low price of $4595.00, with white glove delivery only costing an additional $250.00! What a bargain!
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She weighs more than the EWheels EW-88, which clocks in at a mighty 429lbs.
But that mobility scooter can actually handle her (supposedly... who's to know these days) as it's rated to haul up to 600 lbs of fatass around.
It comes in at the low, low price of $4595.00, with white glove delivery only costing an additional $250.00! What a bargain!
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Amber weighs more than the projected weight of a Minmi paravertebra, a smaller ankylosaur.
x2? more like x3...
Howard Taft, the fattest president, was 320ish pounds.
Amberlynn is 1.75× the size of America's largest president, who had to be rescued from a bathtub.
Amberlynn is 1.75× the size of America's largest president, who had to be rescued from a bathtub.
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Bull sharks, the third most dangerous sharks in the world, are 500 pounds
Amber weighs more than my entire family put together.
Amber weighs more than veal cattle (500 lbs) or regular weaning weight (500-600 lbs)
She weighs more than full grown ponies
She weighs more than 180+ ferrets
She weighs more than 2000+ Syrian hamsters
She weighs more than 250+ chinchillas
Amber weighs more than 500 lbs of butter
She weighs more than full grown ponies
She weighs more than 180+ ferrets
She weighs more than 2000+ Syrian hamsters
She weighs more than 250+ chinchillas
Amber weighs more than 500 lbs of butter
Than a claw footed bathtub
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