Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

But she’s never broken a furniture. Scouts honor.
She just happened to be so obsessed with the cuuuuyte steel enforced chair and put it around the table with chairs that don't match at all. Her weight has nothing to do with the fact that she has slept on a mattress on the floor for years. And having to call to places ahead to make sure her ass won't destroy the furniture.

Amber is heavier then the Pokemon Onix, which weighs 463 lbs.

Amber's heavier then Gyarados, which weighs 518.1 lbs.

Amber's heavier then Dragonite, which weighs 463lbs.

Amber's heavier then Lugia, which weighs 476.2 lbs

Amber's heavier then Lapras, which weighs 485 lbs, if she uses surf she gonna sink this boy.

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And Finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, is Amber heavier then a Snorlax?!

Well, the answer is no. Snorlax is 1014.1 lbs, but two Ambers weigh 49.9 pounds more then a Snorlax.
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