4 Amberlynns = 1 Mazda Miata
I literally just watched Paula (middle one!) Yet another one who'd been molested and had also lost her spouse. Drowned all that pain in BBQ.
Yet she still eye fucks herself in a camera like she's a Disney princess.She weighs more than:
A tractor tire (typically 400-500 lbs)
A Mark 46 torpedo (508 lbs with warhead and fuel)
1.5 links of anchor chain on a fucking aircraft carrier (350 lbs each)
A shetland pony (around 450 lbs)
But she only weighs 2/3 of a 1963 Subaru 360.
To add to your post, Amberlynn is now heavier than every species of porpoise and river dolphin, almost every species of oceanic dolphin, and is closing in on the weight of an adult Dwarf Sperm Whale.
Too bad fishing is probably banned at the toxic lake, or we could have had a new world record.Just stumbled across this one while pondering fishing records...
She weighs as much as the world record IGFA 4-pound-test-line blue marlin caught back in 1995 that has yet to be surpassed. It weighed a mighty 573 pounds.
I need to update my comparison from when she was 530 to reflect her current weight of 570.