Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

Mr Foster

Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
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She weighs more than:
A tractor tire (typically 400-500 lbs)
A Mark 46 torpedo (508 lbs with warhead and fuel)
1.5 links of anchor chain on a fucking aircraft carrier (350 lbs each)
A shetland pony (around 450 lbs)

But she only weighs 2/3 of a 1963 Subaru 360.
Yet she still eye fucks herself in a camera like she's a Disney princess.

I'd say she's like Ursula from The Little Mermaid...but Ursula is a slim queen comparatively.
 

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Amber weights more than TWO Long-beaked dolphins

Oddly enough, a regular bottlenose dolphin weights around 650 Elbees so, you go girl!

To add to your post, Amberlynn is now heavier than every species of porpoise and river dolphin, almost every species of oceanic dolphin, and is closing in on the weight of an adult Dwarf Sperm Whale.
Roughly from smallest to largest:
Common Bottlenoes Dolphin, Risso's Dolphin, Pygmy Killer Whale, Short-Finned Pilot Whale, Long-Finned Pilot Whale, False Killer Whale, Narwhal, Beluga, and of course Killer Whales.
 

Diet Coke 4 Life

When I peek, it is in the line of duty.
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Just stumbled across this one while pondering fishing records...


She weighs as much as the world record IGFA 4-pound-test-line blue marlin caught back in 1995 that has yet to be surpassed. It weighed a mighty 573 pounds.
 

Triggered Fivehead

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Just stumbled across this one while pondering fishing records...


She weighs as much as the world record IGFA 4-pound-test-line blue marlin caught back in 1995 that has yet to be surpassed. It weighed a mighty 573 pounds.
Too bad fishing is probably banned at the toxic lake, or we could have had a new world record.
 
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