I literally just watched Paula (middle one!) Yet another one who'd been molested and had also lost her spouse. Drowned all that pain in BBQ.
She weighs more than:
A tractor tire (typically 400-500 lbs)
A Mark 46 torpedo (508 lbs with warhead and fuel)
1.5 links of anchor chain on a fucking aircraft carrier (350 lbs each)
A shetland pony (around 450 lbs)
But she only weighs 2/3 of a 1963 Subaru 360.
Just stumbled across this one while pondering fishing records...
She weighs as much as the world record IGFA 4-pound-test-line blue marlin caught back in 1995 that has yet to be surpassed. It weighed a mighty 573 pounds.
I need to update my comparison from when she was 530 to reflect her current weight of 570.