Amberlynn Poetry Night - verse and prose inspired by our gorl

Shadow and Shade

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Black Hole Pants, a song parody of Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden

In her eyes, blank and slow
In her voice that screeches so
Hides her shame, she is lame
Appetite goes untamed
Lumbering, drenched in stench
Blue lips sure make her look dead
Still she wants more ice cream
And she’ll scream and scream again

Black hole pants
Thin as tights
Will you survive the strain?
Black hole pants
Don’t come undone
Don’t come undone (don’t come undone)

Shuddering, scared and cramped
Little dog is man’s best friend
Time is long past for grooming
(And sometimes far too long for Necks)
On her paws are clicking claws
Pull greasy hair with those jaws
Call ASPCA
They can’t care for her anymore

Black hole pants
Thin as tights
Will you survive the strain?
Black hole pants
Don’t come undone
Don’t come undone

Black hole pants
Thin as tights
Will you survive the strain?
Black hole pants
Don’t come undone
Don’t come undone (black hole pants, black hole pants)

Don’t come undone (black hole pants, black hole pants)
Don’t come undone (black hole pants, black hole pants)
Don’t come undone (black hole pants, black hole pants)

Her audience will jeer
For she will lie and cry and sneer

Black hole pants
Thin as tights
Will you survive the strain?
Black hole pants
Don’t come undone
Don’t come undone
 
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