Once upon daytime bleary, while I vlogged, weak and teary
Over many a plaint and brushes and palettes galore --
While I plodded, ego snapping, suddenly there came a flapping
As of one gently whapping, whapping at my bedroom door.
"'Tis Becky with my food," I muttered, "whapping at my bedroom door--
Only this, and nothing more."
Amberlynn, who made thee
Tell us thou, who made thee?
So jumbo-sized & overfed
So unhealthy thou should be dead?
Torrid clothing, much too tight
Colors that are much too bright!
Speak in your annoying voice
About your latest bad life choice
Amberlynn, we mock you
Every day, we mock you
Watch you lie on YouTube,
Watch your back grow new boobs
Your girlfriend, so naive and dumb
Head the shape of a thumb!
Goes on fast-food runs for you
Whilst you stir a pot of goo!
Orange chicken, Reese's cups
Open your maw, gobble it up,
Lie about diets, weight loss goals
You never shut your gaping hole!
Amberlynn, tell big lahs
While sitting on your fat ass.