Amberlynn Poetry Night - verse and prose inspired by our gorl

[CarbieDoll]

Kiss my ass haydurzz
Other vloggers do it too
Here's a Torrid Haul

 

[lottalove]

Becky I'm starving
quick get my delivery
I'm in so much pain.

 

[Xenomorph]

I love my Becky
She is more than my gorlfriend
Sofa King todd did

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

jerkin' to Miley
must root through undercarriage
to find the right fold

 

[ShitPeanut]

Becky fix me lunch
Becky wipe my ass
Becky gone.

 

[CarbieDoll]

I miss Destiny
She was my one true soulmate
Becky can fuck off

 

[Clintonberg]

Rain, Petals, Eavesdrop
Takeout, Torrid, Sit Down
What is a Haiku

 

[Owlflaps]

Y'all are fatphobic
Accountability whut?
Becky, get me food

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Stuneeen poetlynn
Rain and petals eavesdrop
I used the wrong count

 

[keke]

Fat as a blood clot
Ate the eggs in my own womb
Joints disintegrate

 

[Seulgi]

HD Kisses
With passionate Destiny
I haven't eaten today

 

[Gaitlord]

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Hamber’s only talent is turning tights into bell bottoms without any alterations needed.

Sorry, I didn’t post this in a Haiku format.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Hamber’s only talent is turning tights into bell bottoms without any alterations needed.

Sorry, I didn’t post this in a Haiku format.

Leggings stretch outwards
Holes left unmended
I bought more tops

Got ya babes

 

[Squid Bitch]

Noom, Optavia
Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers
600-lb Life

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

Wait, what's a haiku?
Not full of rice and soy sauce?
I used the wrong word!

 

[Haggard Cunt]

I'm a dainty queen
I used to walk to the tree
I love sodium

 

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Will poetlynn manage to finish her first ever haiku, or will she give up after line two? Find out tomorrow!

Haikus are easy
They do not need to make sense
Refrigerator

(This is a very old joke but it just made too much sense - why am I addicted to these? Some very funny, creative, people on here )

 

[Retarded Potato]

Curvycalories
lasted just one single day,
then I ate the cats.

 

[Dax Rambo]

PoetryLynn seems to be the gift that keeps on giving for kiwis, who unlike Amber, have brain cells.

 

[Mr. Bubba]

Here Stands Amberlynn
Proud and dignified Lez-bean
As Sad Tree Trunks weep