'Binge-Monster Falling Into Place' (based on 'jigsaw falling into place' by radiohead)
Just as you take my mind
Just as you order Ubereats
Just as the binge arrives
Just as you grab the knife and fork
As your bad day disappears
No longer starveen' like a queen
Before you're too full up
Come back and binge again
The walls all look tasty
They look like Orange Chicken
All blurring into one
The Monster's on a mission
Before Jenny Craygg
Before Op-Ta-Vee-A
Curvy Calories Conundrum
Before you waste away
Before you say no to me
Before you become a skinny queen
The binge goes on and on
The binge goes on and on
I never really had BED
I just pretended that I had
I'd eat blunt instruments
I'd eat sawn-off shotguns
Come on and stuff it in
Come on and stuff it in
Come on and stuff it in
Come on and stuff it in
Before you say no to me
Before you start a new 'diet'
Just as you fill your fork
Just as you binge, binge, binge
Binge-Monster falling into place
So there is nothing uneaten
You eat everything that you pass
You say eat, I say eat
Not just once
Not just twice
A situation-type-of-deal
A situation-type-of-deal
You're super fat, you can feel it on your back
Super fat, you can feel it on your back
Binge-Monster falling into place
There once was a liar named Amberlynn
Who in her life had never been thin
She stockpiled crap
Never shut her yap
And filmed every other food binge.
There once was a loser named Beck
A giant thumb sat on her neck
She's total white trash
Cleaning Amber's gunt rash
Good thing she's not looking for sex.