With three minutes to spare before midnight
amberlynn reid complaining for 6 minutes straight 9/19/2019 -
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Never ever not trelling.
She looks the dirtest I have ever seen her and also how caffiene gives me "heart palp-pee-tat-shunz"
This ho used to drink diet coke like water what in the fuck is she talking about???
LYMPH- NOID.
God she looks like she stinks so bad.
More Mook-Bongz was anyone shocked? Come ahn.
Wow I cant wait to see what the fag shanty dwellers think of a TV show. Who fucking cares.
She looks the dirtest I have ever seen her and also how caffiene gives me "heart palp-pee-tat-shunz"
This ho used to drink diet coke like water what in the fuck is she talking about???
LYMPH- NOID.
God she looks like she stinks so bad.
More Mook-Bongz was anyone shocked? Come ahn.
Wow I cant wait to see what the fag shanty dwellers think of a TV show. Who fucking cares.
I can't listen to her talk anymore bc all I hear is her tongue clicking like that girl from hereditary
She must have only had six minutes' worth of battery life left in her iPhone
Camera's too close, boo boo,! We see your moon face and the craters too.
L_I_F_T_E_D
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amberlynn reid complaining for 6 minutes straight - 9/19/2019 (Day 93 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
ALMOST FAILED! JUST 3 MINUTES TO SPARE!
(But at least this title might be the first non-clickbait one in weeks!)
- No intro. Not even 1080p. So this is Hamber at her lower-tier levels of filmeen/editeen.
- She was GOING to do a "Q&A-style" video, but is SUPER SLUGGISH. [insert photo of the Slurm Queen here]
- No sleep. Because she was DUMB and had CAFFEINE. And again claims caffeine gives her "heart pappy-tations".
- Fell asleep at noon, woke up at FIVE PEE EMM. Claims that meant she slept her WHOLE DAY away.
- More failed pronunciations of "lymph node" which she claims is hurteen as well.
- But she NEVER GETS SICK. (Just like how she never naps, right?)
- She has nothing left to offer, so she just does mook-bongs. Thanks for again admitting this is the lowest common denominator when if comes to the channel. Because it's just EASY to SIT DOWN and EAT. It's her bread and butter.
- She enjoys eyefucking herself while eating, too. She loves mook-bongs, she loves herself, so watching herself mook-bong must be heaven on earth to Hamber!
- There WILL be more mook-bongs in the future! (It's NOT FOR CREEPY REASONS, GORLS!)
- American Horror Story plug. They even "rated it". Somehow this first episode got an average rating of 5.1 among the 4 of them.
- "This is not content." (Truer words never fell out of that maw.)
- She also finished the Trisha Paytas poetry "book". Hoo-fucking-ray.
- Her camera continually tries to look away and stop focusing on her moonface. It's almost funny that nothing wants to watch her content - not even the camera with which she films it.
STILL NO COMMENT OF THE DAY!
(These are still not videos where she'd feel safe reading ANY comments.)
TL;DR: "THIS IS NOT CONTENT." SKIP.
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
ALMOST FAILED! JUST 3 MINUTES TO SPARE!
(But at least this title might be the first non-clickbait one in weeks!)
- No intro. Not even 1080p. So this is Hamber at her lower-tier levels of filmeen/editeen.
- She was GOING to do a "Q&A-style" video, but is SUPER SLUGGISH. [insert photo of the Slurm Queen here]
- No sleep. Because she was DUMB and had CAFFEINE. And again claims caffeine gives her "heart pappy-tations".
- Fell asleep at noon, woke up at FIVE PEE EMM. Claims that meant she slept her WHOLE DAY away.
- More failed pronunciations of "lymph node" which she claims is hurteen as well.
- But she NEVER GETS SICK. (Just like how she never naps, right?)
- She has nothing left to offer, so she just does mook-bongs. Thanks for again admitting this is the lowest common denominator when if comes to the channel. Because it's just EASY to SIT DOWN and EAT. It's her bread and butter.
- She enjoys eyefucking herself while eating, too. She loves mook-bongs, she loves herself, so watching herself mook-bong must be heaven on earth to Hamber!
- There WILL be more mook-bongs in the future! (It's NOT FOR CREEPY REASONS, GORLS!)
- American Horror Story plug. They even "rated it". Somehow this first episode got an average rating of 5.1 among the 4 of them.
- "This is not content." (Truer words never fell out of that maw.)
- She also finished the Trisha Paytas poetry "book". Hoo-fucking-ray.
- Her camera continually tries to look away and stop focusing on her moonface. It's almost funny that nothing wants to watch her content - not even the camera with which she films it.
STILL NO COMMENT OF THE DAY!
(These are still not videos where she'd feel safe reading ANY comments.)
TL;DR: "THIS IS NOT CONTENT." SKIP.
Shut the fuck up and take a shower, fatty. NO1CURR about your bullshit.
So... that's actually the title of the video. That's what she decided to go with.
Right. Now she's just trying to put us out of business.
Right. Now she's just trying to put us out of business.
She never gets sick but says she gets sick a few times a year
Ok
Ok
I love how Becky's fag-hating mooching Mother was super duper dyeeen but yet, days after surgery where Becky claimed she was going to be caring for said Mother was laughing it up at the Gaycare watching AHS.
What the fuck ?
Also AL is failing this shit on purpose she will fail at vid 97
What the fuck ?
Also AL is failing this shit on purpose she will fail at vid 97
Imagine being at fault for every single thing in your fucking life and still having the unmitigated audacity to "complain." Bitch you're paid thousands a month to larp being an elephant. What do you have to complain about?
Pog Mathoin
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Initially I thought the mention of her swolleeen lymph 'noids' was an attempt to pull some attention her way from Becky's mom's cancer surgery. Because we all know that Amber must be foaming in fury that the spotlight is not all on her. Then I got to thinking .... imagine if Amber has cancer as well. Not that I would wish cancer on anyone, but somehow the irony of it all just seemed so....fitting in some warped way. Gave me a good chuckle, anyway.
I agree with the notion that AL is faining illness to draw attention to herself in regards to Becky, for AL it must have been torture to share the spotlight and her ass wiper with someone else in need.
She has to draw Becky back in her orbit somehow.
I love how she still claims she doesnt get sick often but just last winter she was ill for about 2 months straight.
Wait wait wait. She's tired and doesn't "feel like" filming these days.
Other than the last week or so, when exactly was the last time she actually filmed something? Probably 85 of the last 90-whatever videos were shit she put together in June and only scheduled to go up weeks later. She did virtually nothing all summer. Now she's too stressed to keep up the pace of doing daily videos in real time. During the last 10 days of her 100 day challenge. During which she did nothing. After which she's going to take a break.
It's fractally lazy.
Edit: Words are hard.
Other than the last week or so, when exactly was the last time she actually filmed something? Probably 85 of the last 90-whatever videos were shit she put together in June and only scheduled to go up weeks later. She did virtually nothing all summer. Now she's too stressed to keep up the pace of doing daily videos in real time. During the last 10 days of her 100 day challenge. During which she did nothing. After which she's going to take a break.
It's fractally lazy.
Edit: Words are hard.
Amber didn’t even know what a “lymph noid” was till Becky mentioned her mama had cancer in hers.
The world is going to remember Amber for her epic, heroic, valiant, utter and total laziness. It’s remarkable at how lazy she actually is. Her laziness is likely terminal. I didn’t think laziness could be such a terrible thing because laziness has given humanity a lot of innovations. But this is the bad kind of laziness. Just like a little bit/ the right amount of autism and you’re good with animals... but too much autism and you troon out and email null with poorly redacted IC3 reports...
Disagree if you want to, but we ought to give her credit. I actually clicked on the video thinking it was another haydur channel’s ALR compilation. She actually managed to snatch a view out of me, the slimy little fart.
It’s funny to watch her get better and better at collecting shekels, yet continue to fail at dieting so bad.
It’s funny to watch her get better and better at collecting shekels, yet continue to fail at dieting so bad.
You'll be able to sleep all day when you're bedbound gorl. Keep doin you boo boo.
This bitch is sick constantly. How many times has she been to the ER in the last year?
Oh you mean for her disgusting infected belly button? Or maybe her teefs that were rotting out of her jaw?
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