Amberlynn Reid enjoys Pasta -

[Null]

Edit: If you're wondering, 32 bites and 4 goes at the cola to deplete the can entirely. My rules for the cuts were loosely to start at when she stopped talking or opened her mouth to eat (whichever came later), and to cut at when her fork hit the plate, punctured food, or when she started talking again (whichever came first). If she said something ironic before eating I'd keep that.

 

[HG 400]

She's fat.

 

[ICametoLurk]

She's fat.

Really fat.

 

[ES 148]

I bet she doesn't really enjoy pasta. Fake news.

 

[SpessCaptain]

That pasta doesn't even have any fucking sauce, wtf

 

[Null]

That pasta doesn't even have any fucking sauce, wtf

Do not question her supreme fatness.

 

[NQ 952]

This does not make me feel any better.

 

[ICametoLurk]

That pasta doesn't even have any fucking sauce, wtf

She has evolved glands in her mouth that secrete oil made from her fat whenever she eats.

 

[Cthulu]

She has the unhinging jaw of a snake. Notice how her jaw distends while she swallows mouthfuls of food.

 

[Croissants]

meatballs

 

[Pretzel Time]

Watching any of her "mukbang"s makes me lose my appetite. I love food but she manages to find a way to make it seem revolting. Dry pasta? Four dry-ass meatballs? That's your meal, and we're supposed to enjoy watching you inhale it? No thank you.

 

[PT 404]

I've seen the movie Langoliers, motherfuckers. And that thing is a god damn langolier.

 

[Hen in a tie]

That pasta doesn't even have any fucking sauce, wtf

She called herself "A dry girl" because doesn't like sauce on her pasta

 

[Pretzel Time]

She called herself "A dry girl" because doesn't like sauce on her pasta

That is unacceptable.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Well, that fork isn't doing much good. Here, I'll go fetch the shovel.

Cripes.

 

[Xenomorph]

Great edit.
"I feel like if I sat here and ate super slow, this video would be three hours long"
She has to be eating that fast when the camera is off. No way does she ever eat slow what we saw has to be the slowest she eats. Prolly tranced out staring at her laptop. I don't get how she could stand being home all day long doing nothing, Im shocked she doesnt sleep half the day away.

 

[SweetDee]

I'm disappointed you left out the part where she reassured her audience that the infected gash on her arm was, in fact, just a cat scratch. How many weeks has it been now?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Flip top head is the next stage in evolution.

 

[Rotogravure]

I watched this and was amazed how the pasta pile didn't really seen to get any smaller until the very end. Like a goddamn magic trick.

Also what kind of savage shoves a whole meatball into their mouth. Never change Amber!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She keeps reorganizing her pile to make it appear larger.