Amberlynn Reid General Discussion - 550lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

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PiggyPie

PiggyPie

You hear that boys? I just should have died.
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Hello fellow farmers. Today, I bring you a cow of gigantic proportions. This is Amber lynn, 500lbs, vlogger, lesbian and "chronic dieter".
She uploads videos at least twice a day, detailling her boring life, shoveling food in her maw and claiming that she is, in fact, losing weight.
Her story begins a few years and over 100lbs ago. She has been on weight watchers numerous times, has claimed to be vegan (for a whole day!) and "eating healthy" all the while getting bigger and bigger.
She has been called out by many a viewer regarding her lying, and has even made videos where she confesses while crying crocodile tears.

I'm going to let the videos speak for themselves.

The beginning:

Trying different diets and failing at all of them:

Going vegan:

One of her "healthy"mukbangs:

Confessing everything she's lied about:

https://twitter.com/mustbepearls
https://archive.vn/hfdQ6

http://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee
https://archive.vn/zRDwJ

https://www.instagram.com/raritycat/
https://archive.vn/mrxha

https://www.facebook.com/amberlynn.reid?fref=ts
https://archive.vn/DqQwC

Amberlynn surprisingly has a lot of friends. Most could be considered to be Lolcows on their own but either don't have enough online presence or don't put out enough milk. These friends cater to her every whim- from driving her around to going out to eat and enabling her bad habits or simply just stroking her massive ego. Here are just a few as the list continues to grow:

Destiny- Amberlard's exceptional ex g/f who still lives in the same apartment with her. Destiny is a chub chaser with a slow mind. She has a roomful of star wars toys and at 21 years old she is also tipping the scales towards morbid obesity.
Her facebook-https://www.facebook.com/destinyisamazing13
Her instagram-https://www.instagram.com/sorrymomilikeb00bs/
Her Twitter- https://twitter.com/gay4y0u

Dana-

Destiny's new g/f, a shrek like beast with a hump back.
Amberlynn latched onto her as soon as Destiny stuck her face between her legs.
Her Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/dana.robbins.33
Her Youtube-https://www.youtube.com/user/baybay12319
HEr Instagram https://www.instagram.com/danleaderofthegoblinsquad/


Sharla-

Amberlynns latest best friend and possibly carer. She considers herself to be ALs servent and drives her around, drags her out of the house on shopping trips and resteraunts and pretty much sucks her dick.

Her facebook-https://www.facebook.com/sharla.nichols16
Her twitter-https://twitter.com/slucytail70

Krystal-

ALs friend "soul mate"and ex girlfriend. They were together for 4 years before AL moved away with Destiny. They never had sex supposedly but AL lived off her and her parents.

Her Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/krystle.sivak
Her Twitter-https://twitter.com/ReitaRocksBass
https://archive.vn/WIUsw

Becky-

ALs newest love prospect and victim. They have had one date so far and if the past is any kind of predictor, they will be living together very soon

HEr Facebook https://www.facebook.com/becky.williams.39982
https://archive.vn/cFyHh

Other:
Amberlynn Reid fanfic thread on the Kiwi Farms

A handy inforgraphic for understanding Amber, made by our gorl @pecansandies
 
Stereotypical Badger

Stereotypical Badger

You beat me to it, I was just about to nominate this fatty for cow status. She is a totally disingenuous slob and compulsive liar on a path of self destruction and her laziness and gluttony has rubbed off on her butch girlfriend who also seems to have exploded in weight. There's like 850 pounds of lesbian blubber between the two.

The funniest thing about her is that she is so bad at lying. In the video where she catalogs what she eats in a day she just had to pretend to leave some food on each plate, as if she is such a dainty eater and not the ravenous beast that she really is. If you are so full you cannot finish a meal you do not go on to order 3 more courses! Oh yeah, she is quite sure she doesn't have any weight related health issues even tho she hasn't been to a doctor in years and has a sore on her arm that looks suspiciously like a diabetic ulcer. When healthy people scratch a mosquito bite they don't generally end up with a gaping hole in their arm that wont heal up.

At this point in time she is like a high-functioning Slaton, but if she continues the way she is heading I think Amy will outlive her! Amy has at least stabilized whereas Amberlynn is gaining 100 pounds a year and has an enabler.
 
G

Ghostcuckers

It cracks me up when people at this level of obesity have "cheat days". The concept of a cheat day really should be for people who are working to maintain a weight they're happy with, not people who are actively trying to drop weight.

In that mukbang she's eating microwave burritos, Cheetos, and then chocolate. At least she's not pretending to be one of those fat people who mysteriously gained weight while being 'active' and eating 'healthy' (AKA liars). Also I thought the charm of those mukbangs was watching tiny Asian people eat way more than they normally would? Now the definition just extends to any fat chick eating her normal meal?
 
Honeybunny

Honeybunny

Men för i helvete!
Ghostcuckers said:
It cracks me up when people at this level of obesity have "cheat days". The concept of a cheat day really should be for people who are working to maintain a weight they're happy with, not people who are actively trying to drop weight.

In that mukbang she's eating microwave burritos, Cheetos, and then chocolate. At least she's not pretending to be one of those fat people who mysteriously gained weight while being 'active' and eating 'healthy' (AKA liars). Also I thought the charm of those mukbangs was watching tiny Asian people eat way more than they normally would? Now the definition just extends to any fat chick eating her normal meal?
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Mukbang started with Korean streamers, but it's been largely branched out - the gist of it is just the streamer eats and/or cooks a lot of food while talking about random topics, usually involving what they're currently eating

What exactly people get out of that however, I'm not entirely sure
 
dancilleyfan

dancilleyfan

PiggyPie said:
Hello fellow farmers. Today, I bring you a cow of gigantic proportions. This is Amber lynn, 500lbs, vlogger, lesbian and "chronic dieter".
She uploads videos at least twice a day, detailling her boring life, shoveling food in her maw and claiming that she is, in fact, losing weight.
Her story begins a few years and over 100lbs ago. She has been on weight watchers numerous times, has claimed to be vegan (for a whole day!) and "eating healthy" all the while getting bigger and bigger.
She has been called out by many a viewer regarding her lying, and has even made videos where she confesses while crying crocodile tears.

I'm going to let the videos speak for themselves.

The beginning:

Trying different diets and failing at all of them:

Going vegan:

One of her "healthy"mukbangs:

Confessing everything she's lied about:

https://twitter.com/mustbepearls
http://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee
https://www.instagram.com/raritycat/
https://www.facebook.com/amberlynn.reid?fref=ts
Click to expand...
is it me or has she became progressively fatter each video?
 
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