Amberlynn Reid General Discussion - 550lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

Where the fuck is Amber?

  • pillow mountain

    Votes: 149 42.8%
  • mcdonalds drive thru

    Votes: 52 14.9%
  • stuck somewhere

    Votes: 59 17.0%
  • bora bora

    Votes: 38 10.9%
  • in patient treatment

    Votes: 6 1.7%
  • prison

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • the morgue

    Votes: 43 12.4%

  • Total voters
    348
  • Poll closed .

InTheMorning

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The gutters of YouTube collapse all the time, when one bottom feeder is making clickbait cash from another clickbaiter. They'll just move on to someone new to "react" to. They always do. It's their business model, steal other people's (shit) content to rake in clicks. Who cares what they have to say? They'll find someone new to be snarky about, and they'll make money from it because you'll watch it.
I can't even watch AL's hamplanet shit, let alone the clickbait around it.
 

idosometimes

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Sometimes I wonder if she goes on these breaks because she realizes her life is so mundane that she questions what's the point of posting anything. She doesn't do anything other than sit on the internet all day, eat, mope around her bedroom, shuffle to the kitchen, or beckon Becks to bring the next sacrifice. Filming and editing takes effort; trying to make her style of life seem entertaining (or vlog-worthy, in comparison to other channels) takes even more effort. On top of that, she gets negative feedback whenever she does post herself doing nothing, and arguing against that takes an additional amount of effort. She doesn't want to change her life whatsoever so she'll just fester in her safety-bubble type dupresshunnn. She built her entire channel+image on empty promises: accountability and consistency being the big two. Since her older videos are still generating some sort of income when she's stagnate, why would she not just binge in silence and monotony and post something when someone else does something somewhat interesting that she can bank off of.
She is little more than a whore. Her reason for doing videos is for the money. She is too lazy too work and has to support a mentally disabled assistant, who luckily works for Peanuts novelty tees. Amberlynn exploits everything wrong with Youtube. She has no talent other than being a giant lardass. When she needs money, she rambles for 10 minutes to throw 18 ads in a 12 minute video to keep Torrid clothes and fried lard flowing. I really do not understand it. She should be cranking out content as much as possible to cash in while she can. Eventually, people will tire of her. Then what will she have?
The gutters of YouTube collapse all the time, when one bottom feeder is making clickbait cash from another clickbaiter. They'll just move on to someone new to "react" to. They always do. It's their business model, steal other people's (low quality) content to rake in clicks. Who cares what they have to say? They'll find someone new to be snarky about, and they'll make money from it because you'll watch it.
I can't even watch AL's hamplanet [poop], let alone the clickbait around it.
Youtube is terrible. The best most science and math related content gets no views while clickbait whales and outright thieves clean up. If aliens ever visit, they better kill everyone. Humanity was a failure.
 

InTheMorning

kiwifarms.net
I don't disagree that youtube is terrible. There is good stuff on there, I like to learn how to fix shit, make shit, and watch the more entertaining ones like aVe. But yeah, you have to search for the good stuff. I found the Royal Institute channel last year, even the kid's stuff is way more worth the time to watch than the bottom feeders like AL and her 'reacts" feeders.
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

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I disagree. I think that certain parts of YouTube are terrible, but there are good parts of it too
Exactly. I don't watch mookBONGS but I'm sure that as a youtube genre (community?) those people are doing fine. Nickocado is a messy faggot and whatever is going on will blow over in time for the next Youtubey pay cycle anyway. Same for whatever is going on with the beauty community on youtube. Something about a hysterical faggot, yeah? I'm sure it will all sort itself out in time for the next ABH palette drop...

If you don't follow messy people you won't see the mess. If you live for the messy people (and I'm not even judging because, gorl. look where we are) then it skews your perception of the "community" as a whole. By the same token if weight loss journeys are genuinely your thing there are probably tons of channels about that. Successful fatties and those that fail but are still gracious and likable. They somehow go on, even as Amberlynn burrows herself deeper into pillow mountain.
 

Francis Dollarhyde

And the woman, clothed in the sun.
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I don't disagree that youtube is terrible. There is good stuff on there, I like to learn how to fix shit, make shit, and watch the more entertaining ones like aVe. But yeah, you have to search for the good stuff. I found the Royal Institute channel last year, even the kid's stuff is way more worth the time to watch than the bottom feeders like AL and her 'reacts" feeders.
Royal Institute has probably the best and clearest tesseract explanation on YT, it cannot be lauded enough. Also do not forget all the cooking channels and quality 80's B cinema.

I admit I rarely watch AL directly anymore, sometimes I give my views to ambeast, and Justine. Apart from that I cannot be bothered, AL-wise.
 

mekalekahi

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Amber definitely doesn't feel the same love for Becky as she did for Density. But in a way, that might enrage her even more. If a loser like Becky who has no other options (Dusty had Dana) doesn't want her, then what does that say about Amber? In her mind, she is a beautiful dainty princess who did an enormous favor to Becky (whom she doesn't even like) by taking her under her wing and paying for her graphic tees. Bruising a narcissist's ego is perhaps even worse than breaking their heart.

Btw, the "mother's day" snapchat by Eric seems like peak Cuntylynn. That death glare in her eyes, man... I wonder why she would look so pissed. Depressed people generally aren't bitchy and angry, more like sad and listless. This is why I suspect there may be something else going on.
Amber has a deep hatred inside for becky because she won't leave that town they are in lol. Shes been working on it for 2 years but she cant get her caregiver to leave Monticello :/
 

むらさき

Lolcow Connoisseur
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some one should start a poll on what her next comeback video will be. I think it'll be a torrid haul "hey guizeee, alot of you have been requesting these torrid hauls. so i've been buying $1000s in tents while gone and now need to make this video showing them to get the yt money to pay for them. usually the dresses are size 4 but now I buy 6 which is still a dainty size 6. I tried to do a little modeling gig but the tent ripped as I tried to get my arms in it"
I have a confession to make...I'm the one who requests 9,000 Torrid hauls. They relieve me of insomnia.
Also, I love her layyygs.
 

Iwillnotcredityouraccount

Don't give a fuck what you've been through
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youtube has good and bad things about it. but I do think the youtube gold rush has come to an end and we're in an era of disillusionment with it. people aren't making the money they used to without sponsors or being partnered so the youtube we olde folks grew up with is gone. it's why I sort of miss vines, it greatly reminded me of old youtube.

AL is a bottom feeder, though, and I'm in it for the drama. Justine is my go-to for react stuff. I like AL more than Chantel because it seems like Chantel doesn't really have a personality. AL is a cunt with side of gross and a heaping pile of "totally not dying giiiiiiiies" to boot.
 

nervesurgeon

call me yung doctor
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Well, yeah. She doesn't have to give a fuck because she's making money anyway.

Twinkie is a sad mix of being both neglected and given too much attention, tbh. Neglected in the exercise department and given way too much food.
the saddest thing about the Twinkie situation is the nature of dogs. They want to please and want attention but can't understand why they're unhappy... lack of walks and overfeeding invariably leads to a deeply unhappy and neglected dog. and she wants to please ALR so badly.
how far the noble canis lupus has fallen to a morbidly obese, chronically anxious chihuahua. I'm sorry, twinkie.
 

Dainty_QuEen

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UPDATE: Where is our gorl

Amberlynn Reid posted a story on snapchat today addressing the radio silence, using a fag filter. She says she did not want to "bombard people with her issues", clearly she is still going through mental things. Do not fear ambabies, a new video will be up tomorrow, she promises. Also she assumes she is going to get a lot of hate for it. Wonder why hmmmm. Regardless, Amberlynn is back and she is staying " TRUE TO HERSELF".
If you are able to muster up the strength to open the spoiler below, feel free to vote on if Amber should dye her hair since she thinks it looks super cayuutee.

cute gorl.jpg
 

mekalekahi

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UPDATE: Where is our gorl

Amberlynn Reid posted a story on snapchat today addressing the radio silence, using a fag filter. She says she did not want to "bombard people with her issues", clearly she is still going through mental things. Do not fear ambabies, a new video will be up tomorrow, she promises. Also she assumes she is going to get a lot of hate for it. Wonder why hmmmm. Regardless, Amberlynn is back and she is staying " TRUE TO HERSELF".
If you are able to muster up the strength to open the spoiler below, feel free to vote on if Amber should dye her hair since she thinks it looks super cayuutee.

A video that will get a bunch of heat? Please be a mukbang or her announcing another scam fad diet
 

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