Amberlynn Reid General Discussion - 550lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

Where the fuck is Amber?

  • pillow mountain

    Votes: 149 42.8%
  • mcdonalds drive thru

    Votes: 52 14.9%
  • stuck somewhere

    Votes: 59 17.0%
  • bora bora

    Votes: 38 10.9%
  • in patient treatment

    Votes: 6 1.7%
  • prison

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • the morgue

    Votes: 43 12.4%

  • Total voters
    348
  • Poll closed .

Tiny Clanger

My arse is unravelling
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I honestly don't think Thumbo or Our Lady of the Lard love each other - but they both tell themselves that they do, and they both need it to be true. Because what else?

Thumbo is a disaster and Albert has made her much, much worse. Before Albert she was a fat chinless wonder, but she had enough oomph for us to wonder whether she would actually dominate Al. And, lowly degree notwithstanding, she was in a functional adult house-share with Rickie and his pet knitted 'tard, had a minimum-wage gig that at least had benefits and a solid friend group, albeit with the troglodyte Hannah and Blight Witch Rafe. Altho it's possible Rafe actually fashioned Hannah from lard, ketchup and steel wool but whatever, it worked.

Then Tsar Amba hit and oh holy fuckballs. Becky is ruined - a gigantic sloth with all spark and humour extinguished; a dead-eyed ghoul playing with her kiddycraft set, mumbling atonal litanies to dead people and twitching whenever Albert screeches for her next feeding, even as she's still slathering the last of the blood ketchup from the wildebeest she had for luncheon off her ravenous maw. She had self-sufficiency and a degree of quirk at the very least but she's shown herself to lie as easily as AL (crying over non-existent "haters" ringing her job,) to become just as disloyal (throwing away her friendship with R&H) and just as lazy. She's said herself she sees it as "last chance" so this HAS to work cos otherwise she'll be lonely forever.

And Albert has eaten herself into a corner completely. She can't even go to the fucking khazi without heavy plant assistance so good luck trading out the butler. YT traps her in the worst way; she HAS to maintain freak status because she's never made anything else. Yes, she'd do well if she got into and stuck at a successful weight loss plan at first, but it's going to take Albert years to lose the weight she needs and we don't have long attention spans. She doesn't have any personality, interests, knowledge, desire to learn...take away "fat freak" and what's left? Watching her rearrange earrings?

They've both settled, in its worst possible meaning; tied by inertia and enslaved by it. They came together for the wrong reasons, stayed together for the laziest reasons and are now stuck because both are too friable to exist independently. But as long as they stay together they get mired deeper, so retreat even further into the behaviours that make it less and less possible for either to break free. And both live in terror of the other doing so, which adds a fun little touch of frenzied, paranoid jealousy - we've probably all had at least one relationship where someone was hanging on for grim death; the harder you try and break free the more they wrap the tentacles round you. Both AL and Becky are playing out both parts of this strangulating drama, because desperation is the biggest turn-off so neither could attract a new mark even if they weren't Jurassic throwbacks. All they have to look forward to is Albert finding her final form and Thumbo filming an endless series of dead gorlfren videos.

And I have a fucking HUGE blankie and a metric shit-ton of popcorn for all of us to thoroughly enjoy the freakshow.


Edits cos wordification is hard and my phone hates me.
 
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Blotto

Unofficial drug and eating disorder specialist
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Unpopular opinion; but Becky is a victim. You can be a total dick and be the victim of abuse. Yes, she got herself into this mess, yes she’s unpleasant at best and all the things you guys have touched on. Everyone has made stupid or ill advised choices in their life though, no one is perfect and being on this site doesn’t give you much of a high ground. (except for @Aquinas that fucker is perfect)

Emotional abuse is tricky, if someone has a partner who treats them awfully, then turns around and says “you should be grateful I put up with you, no one else would tolerate your shit,” over and over again. They start to believe it, then convince themselves that they’re with the best the person could do, or if they leave no one could want them again. We know Amber pulls this type of shit because of Kasey, even becky has admitted Amber is mean to her. It doesn’t start off with screeching and name calling, it’s small arguments and you pass it off thinking they’re in a foul mood or maybe they do have a point. Boiling frog and all that. By the time the nasty stuff comes along you don’t know what to think or blame yourself for every thing that goes wrong.

Does this excuse her behavior? Fuck no. Is she still a drunk driving, lazy, loser who doesn’t want to act like an adult and take responsibility in any way shape or form? Absolutely. It’s not an excuse to be a shithead, but it’s a bitch to get out of and with the unhealthy level of codependency these two have, it’ll never happen.
 

Strawberry Pocky

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Unpopular opinion; but Becky is a victim. You can be a total dick and be the victim of abuse. Yes, she got herself into this mess, yes she’s unpleasant at best and all the things you guys have touched on. Everyone has made stupid or ill advised choices in their life though, no one is perfect and being on this site doesn’t give you much of a high ground. (except for @Aquinas that fucker is perfect)

Emotional abuse is tricky, if someone has a partner who treats them awfully, then turns around and says “you should be grateful I put up with you, no one else would tolerate your shit,” over and over again. They start to believe it, then convince themselves that they’re with the best the person could do, or if they leave no one could want them again. We know Amber pulls this type of shit because of Kasey, even becky has admitted Amber is mean to her. It doesn’t start off with screeching and name calling, it’s small arguments and you pass it off thinking they’re in a foul mood or maybe they do have a point. Boiling frog and all that. By the time the nasty stuff comes along you don’t know what to think or blame yourself for every thing that goes wrong.

Does this excuse her behavior? Fuck no. Is she still a drunk driving, lazy, loser who doesn’t want to act like an adult and take responsibility in any way shape or form? Absolutely. It’s not an excuse to be a shithead, but it’s a bitch to get out of and with the unhealthy level of codependency these two have, it’ll never happen.
You've put this into words I don't think I've had the writing skills/eloquence to be able to do so for myself so far before.
I believe that AL treats Becky like garbage, and I have called this a toxic relationship, an abusive relationship, a manipulative relationship full of gaslighting, etc etc. Becky is a piece of shit, Amber is a BIGGER piece of shit severely mistreating her. Amber is 100% in the wrong and her actions are disgusting and inexcusable, absolutely.
But -in a vacuum- like you said, Becky on her own is still a gross, lazy, enabling slob who drives drunk and purposefully doesn't work, lies, etc etc. She is her whole own individual special bloated thumby scumbag without AL. That alone is why I (personally) feel nothing and no sympathy for her or the grander/larger situation that you have described.

Let's also always remember that the narrative BECKY AND AL THEMSELVES have told is is that Becky was a "fan" and a subscriber that approached her and reached out sending DMs....so if this is true on some level Becky must have already been aware and watching the way AL mistreats the people around her constantly, most egregiously her girlfriends. And she STILL chose this life.

TL;DR Blotto spitting facts. They're both pieces of shit and you don't have to like or even feel ANYTHING for either of them but it doesn't change that we are looking at some seriously fucky abuse/manipulation.
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

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I don't think Becky knew. Most newfags who stumble upon her are horrified by the hate and don't understand the real reasons why people treat her that way. It would be natural to assume the hate is just bOdY sHaMiNg. They don't see the way she treats people, even if they are watching. Becky contacted AL after watching ONE video and it was AL by herself doing some stupid tag video. She had no idea how AL treats other people.

This is how AL traps victims. SHE plays the victim:
"Kasey, my grandma won't let me come home! If you don't let me move in I'll be homeless!"

"Krystle, my gorlfriend Kasey is so abusive and her mom is too. Her mom's boyfriend is threatening to kill me! I have nowhere to go!"

"Guys [her youtube audience] Krystle dumped me and said she hasn't been in love with me for like three years! What am I going to do? These people have become like family to me!"

"Becky, Destiny broke my heart in a thousand pieces and now I'm stuck in my apartment all alone with no car!"


... by painting herself a victim, people won't be as guarded with her (even cynical people like Becky). She hooks them before they realize what has happened. Becky did have a job then. She wouldn't have had time to sit around sorting through offsite receipts and watching hundreds of videos. She didn't have a clue.

That's not really an excuse, though, because Destiny was the same way. Hell Destiny moved even faster; asked AL to move in with her before they even met. Makes it sound like Destiny was an absolute re,tard but hey, she was smarter than Becky. She refused to quit working, refused to let AL buy her a car, and when AL got really controlling Destiny dumped her.

I definitely think Becky is the least intelligent of Ham's gorlfriends (though I don't believe she is legit reta,rded or anything). She's also the most mentally ill and emotionally damaged. Add to that her laziness (jumped at the chance to quit her job) and Becky was doomed. But even THAT isn't a good excuse imo because Becky absolutely has a support system, not only with her hillbilly tribe but with Rickie & Eric. She could fix this, and turn her life around quickly. She doesn't care enough to. I agree that she' a victim of narcissistic abuse but frankly she doesn't seem bothered by it.
 
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Strawberry Pocky

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also, did becky actually leave amberfatts?
Nah, most of us could only wish.

It will be a wild and celebratory day at least for just the ALR subforum if that magic bust-up does ever happen one day though. We have been hoping for the great continental divide between Big Ham and Necky with great anticipation.
 

Eric's_Lisp

Rain and petals eavesdrop....I used the wrong word
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what did he meme by this
also, did becky actually leave amberfatts?

Nope. Becky is stuck with AL, and much to AL's fuckin chagrin, she is stuck with Becky. She'd much rather be with Destiny, but I suspect that AL low key likes to be the Alpha in the relationship. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Becky's stupid ass fell into the very trap that Destiny smartly avoided: becoming AL's love slave, though I don't think love has anything to do with it. I tend to believe they both have egos, except Hamber's ego matches her enormous gas giant body.
 

THOTHunterAlice

Twinkety Cricket
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Amberlynn feeding the feeders in today's videoView attachment 877319
Of course she would eat her nuggies using a fork
Looking at Amber's beetus paws I get sad that she will die so soon... Who will entertain me when she's gone? No one will ever be able to be so obese and idiotic at the same time as Imbacilynn :(
How about the Slatons? They're a pair of obese hillbillies that look more inbred than Charles II of Spain and have some how managed to get forehead fat:

 

Strawberry Pocky

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I'm not an Erik fan.
But in today's video (and yes I know it's way TF out of date) he bought Big Hamham a bag of "presents" and every single one was a bar of fucking soap.

He's a useless soppy muppet BUT he can be a shady backbiting cunt as well and the 600-pound hint he dropped on top of her filthy unwashed head was HILARIOUS.
 

xenomorph

I've got more demons where that came from.
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I'm not an Erik fan.
But in today's video (and yes I know it's way TF out of date) he bought Big Hamham a bag of "presents" and every single one was a bar of fucking soap.

He's a useless soppy muppet BUT he can be a shady backbiting cunt as well and the 600-pound hint he dropped on top of her filthy unwashed head was HILARIOUS.
I'm just hoping he saved the good clips for when fatty either dies or moves out.
 

Strawberry Pocky

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I mean we already have Eric and Necky's big dumb tea-spilling exposé on the Period Pantie Ex. Plus just the fact that he is a shady, snitchy little bastard desperate for five seconds of attention at the cost of literally anything and anyone no matter what regardless. He dumps on his own husband in every other vlog ffs.

I'm holding out for the floodgates to open after Big Ham dies too. Eric HAS to know that the only thing giving his channel any level of notability at all is the fact that he is shamelessly riding on her tailcoats fupa. Once she's dead and gone he has to REALLY let lose with the dirty little secrets, hidden camera footage, and post-mortem Binge Monster storytimes unless he wants his channel to die along with her.
 

raritycunt

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Minorly off topic: the ALR subreddit has been jacking themselves off lately over how nice and humane and compassionate they are and how evil and mean we are. One user thought Kiwi Farms was a reaction channel.
It seems no matter which site you’re on amber gets a different reception;

Here we just do our own thing and we don’t claim to be kind and we’re not afraid to be considered “bullies”

Reddit are a watered down version of the Facebook group and try to come across as sassy without being “mean”

Then there’s the Facebook group who constantly power level, big each other up and are all round thick as fuck

Twitter seems to be where most of the ass patters are and that’s the “nicest” site by far
 

hotcheetospuffs

Bora Bora Eat Some More-a
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The funniest thing about the alr redditors are edgy posts from people with names like xXriotgrrrl69xX with screenshots and gifs made by snapping pics of their laptop with their phone and you can see their old, fat, hands reflected in the screen.

Unfortunately, the sub has been overrun with old info, rumors, and posts by people inspired by her to lose weight and that if they can go from 306 to 289, then Amber has NO excuse!
 

Kentaro

He be beezin.
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Oh yea I've commented on this matter a few times but the subreddit is the definition of hypocrisy. Many users themselves are obese. In fact many seem to be okay with being 200lbs + with a 5'2 frame. Ontop most of them are middle aged or soggy old and have diabeetus.

The mods on there tough. The main mod calls herself a "Vegan/Atheist/Crossfitter" and is still fat even after years of training.

Sidenote : I only did a little research because I got banned making a "bad comment".
 

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