Amberlynn Reid General Discussion - 550lb Vlogger, Liar, Leech, Mooch, Drama Queen

Where the fuck is Amber?

  • pillow mountain

    Votes: 149 42.8%
  • mcdonalds drive thru

    Votes: 52 14.9%
  • stuck somewhere

    Votes: 59 17.0%
  • bora bora

    Votes: 38 10.9%
  • in patient treatment

    Votes: 6 1.7%
  • prison

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • the morgue

    Votes: 43 12.4%

  • Total voters
    348
  • Poll closed .

NervousSideEye

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She's going to need to be a lot more trashier and sluttier.
God, no thank you. If Amber wants to "troll" the haters while really just trolling herself via suicide by food, that's one thing, but I NEVER want there to be a day when she's prancing around in her kitchen in tight clothes and talking like an autistic slut. Her moans over dry ass, bland food is bad enough.
 

Blathersnake

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God, no thank you. If Amber wants to "troll" the haters while really just trolling herself via suicide by food, that's one thing, but I NEVER want there to be a day when she's prancing around in her kitchen in tight clothes and talking like an autistic slut. Her moans over dry ass, bland food is bad enough.
Oh don't worry we know she won't become sluttier. And I'm not sure how much trashier she can be cause she's pretty trashed now. But I'm sure she can go further.
 

Fleasburger

Fleas on a burger.
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, but does anyone know who the Redditards are greasing their holes up for in the Amber sub? There's suppose to be an AMA (always tard cum anuses) from someone. They're Jerry Springer and Dr Pheeling it over there. I feel like it's going to be some nobody-Senpai reactor noticing speds. We've put reactors on a pedestal as much as Hamber, apparently.
 
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raritycat

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, but does anyone know who the Redditards are greasing their holes up for in the Amber sub? There's suppose to be an AMA (always tard cum anuses) from someone. They're Jerry Springer and Dr Pheeling it over there. I feel like it's going to be some nobody-Senpai reactor noticing speds. We've put reactors on a pedestal as much as Hamber, apparently.
If it was someone she knew in real life, it would probably be Aunt Tammie or Kasey. Possibly even Libby (since we haven't heard from her in a while).

It's probably Zachary Michael, MichaelBePetty, Justine, or some other reaction channel.
 

Serial Grapist

Bitch, I like grapes 🍇
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If it was someone she knew in real life, it would probably be Aunt Tammie or Kasey. Possibly even Libby (since we haven't heard from her in a while).

It's probably Zachary Michael, MichaelBePetty, Justine, or some other reaction channel.
Aunt Tammy could be interesting if she had any new backstory info she was willing to give up, but I doubt Kasey would get involved with the drama, IIRC Kasey went out of his way to let any new subscribers he got from the sexual assault allegations know that he had no interest in AL drama and wanted to move on with his life after he said his piece.

I agree that it’s most likely a reaction channel, my money would be on Charlie Gold, they are fully kissing her ass on reddit and youtube, and she is liveeeen for it.
 
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bev

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Aunt Tammy could be interesting if she had any new backstory info she was willing to give up, but I doubt Kasey would get involved with the drama, IIRC Kasey went out of his way to let any new subscribers he got from the sexual assault allegations know that he had no interest in AL drama and wanted to move on with his life after he said his piece.

I agree that it’s most likely a reaction channel, my money would be on Charlie Gold, they are fully kissing her ass on reddit and youtube, and she is liveeeen for it.
It's MichaelBePetty. WhAt A sUrPrIsE.
 

Fleasburger

Fleas on a burger.
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It's MichaelBePetty. WhAt A sUrPrIsE.
Not that any other reactor at this point is more tolerable or unsurprising.

Shame it wasn't an old sped in The Real Adventures of Hamberlynn.

When will she and Rafe have another fallout so we can get fatty info? They're due for one.
 
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Birthday Dickpunch

hugs pls \(ouo)/
True & Honest Fan
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It's MichaelBePetty. WhAt A sUrPrIsE.
Wow. What could he possibly say that he hasn't already? All this fat fuck does is talk shit about Amber, throw minor hissy fits about his oppression status, and powerlevel constantly, and it's all online for anyone to see. Not that the people creaming their jeans over him haven't already consumed everything he shits out.
 

Eric's_Lisp

Rain and petals eavesdrop....I used the wrong word
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If it was someone she knew in real life, it would probably be Aunt Tammie or Kasey. Possibly even Libby (since we haven't heard from her in a while).

It's probably Zachary Michael, MichaelBePetty, Justine, or some other reaction channel.

Okay. I'm not trying to be mean here at all, but who else could have it been besides MichealBePetty?

Oh Lawd, I have to babysit. Okay. Let's do a simple game of "process of elimination: TubbyLynn Edition." Look at our list suspects here, shall we? Let's single out the most obvious answer here:

1. Kasey: Done with the whole PiggyLynn drama and won't touch that shit with a 60 foot pole. He was accused of raping AL, who was a fatty ass bitch even when they were together. After he smartly defended himself from those bullshit allegations, he peaced the fuck out and was rid of that stupid bitch.

2. Krystle: She's too dumb to do anything like that.

3. Dana: Could have been interesting.

4: Lisa from the "guvment job": That really could have been interesting. From what I heard, they chased fat ass HamburgerLynn out of the bathroom and she went every 15 minutes. "Oh...my back and my feet hurrrrrrr!" Fat fuck, lose some weight!!

5. Aunt Tammie: What could she possibly have to say that she hasn't said before.

6: Becky: LOL! That's a laugh. Did Hamber not buy her the right T-Shirt or Snapback? The Thumb is "init2winit69" on a secondary Twitter account, hoping now that she lost 30 pounds and she now looks like Throw Mama From The Train, that someone would come save her ass.

7. Libby: Ain't saying shit.

8: Reaction Channel (s): Yes. We need more views!!! But which one? Who doesn't have much to say, but makes it a fuckin mission to target AL on YouTube while a growing zit encompasses their mouth? Oh.....

Michael B. Petty.

Goodnight everyone, and Happy Friday and have a great weekend!
 
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Blathersnake

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Not that any other reactor at this point is more tolerable or unsurprising.

Shame it wasn't an old sped in The Real Adventures of Hamberlynn.

When will she and Rafe have another fallout so we can get fatty info? They're due for one.
Man I can't wait for some sort of fallout from someone inside the house. However what can they say that we don't already know or can figure out own our own? The drama though would be great.

Also, man that subreddit is probably eating MBP up.
 

letericajones

Yes, yes, uh-huh !
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Just lookin' at her recent views. Not surprisingly, the views peaked when Amberlynn announced she would be quitting.. only to return the next day. If you knew you would be coming back, why not just scrap the quitting video and upload something else to continue the "100 days of uploading"? Amberlynn, die in your sleep you gluttonous pig 🎩
 

THOTto

Unofficial drug and eating disorder specialist
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people will a-log you but really that's the best she can hope for. hell it's the best any of us can hope for 👀
Speak for yourself, I for one hope they bring back the stocks and public punishment. Then let us throw rotting fish at her while keeping a barrel of orange chicken just out of reach. At the very least the smell would improve.
 

ADHD

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Just lookin' at her recent views. Not surprisingly, the views peaked when Amberlynn announced she would be quitting.. only to return the next day. If you knew you would be coming back, why not just scrap the quitting video and upload something else to continue the "100 days of uploading"?
You answered your own question. That video got more views than anything else she'd been putting out.

Don't you know uploading videos is hard work? Gorl needs her orange chicken shekels.
 

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